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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by thunderbabs: 5:51pm On Dec 18, 2015
agarawu23:
You go tell me weda grammar reach bed grin even if the lady na professor, pata pata she go dey speak in tongue if we dey bang.

Guy, fear God
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by samesco: 5:53pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


I will be her private teacher...honestly i have a lady friend who is now married..this lady is so hot but to speak english na war and the day she told me she liked me even before she got married but she felt she could not cope with my level of education especially the oratorical prowess walahi i hated myself that day for ever speaking grammar to her cos i was like "mogbe so mo fi owo ara mi se ara mi"

I advice any guy to always start a convo with a lady on a low key and should stop assuming the lady knows how to speak very well.
Another Dem patience Jonathan in the making
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Genea(f): 5:53pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


Na u know that one..if a lady does not appeal to me sexually i cant marry her even if she has the best nature in the world.
well i guess u r following the saying dah goes thus,its the eye dah eats a food first before the mouth
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Sunshinelady(f): 5:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


Good one.

I have met many sexy as in super sexy ladies that have ran away from me because of the grammar and i have made up my mind to always caution myself.

Asides this, i have realized that these ladies who have grammar challenges are naturally humble and more wifey than many ladies that can speak grammar like kilode and i have also arrived at a possible school of thought that ladies who speak so well are mostly arrogant and proud and can abuse you so mildly in grammar and when you interpret that to vernacular you will feel the gravity of the insult.


. Are u sure u r not suffering from inferiority complex? Ladies that speak well are arrogant? Ha! This one is new! Okay so are we to assume u r an arrogant guy since u speak well? (presumably). Dont you know that its even a confident, well grounded person (be you girl or boy) that is more likely to treat you wit respect (there are some exceptions though), because some people with self image problems as a result of inability to express themselves (or what have you) can be very difficult to cope with . Unless maybe the only communication u want with her is se.x
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by VickyRotex(f): 5:56pm On Dec 18, 2015
BABANGBALI:
amebo,this is the kind of thing that you likes but you have forgeted that you are not and you doesn't even knows how to spoke good english like my landlord childrens vickyrotex,rokiatu,funjosh,eleko1 and msglobalwonder,those peoples can spoke english even more than seun and professor wole soyinka

cheesy Why are you like this? undecided undecided
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by simdam500(m): 5:57pm On Dec 18, 2015
MizTyna: It can even erase my libido completely! Nah!
true! i've seen this happen b4... And i can relate to this, not just only d libido but clear the entire picture of the person off my head
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by masqot(m): 6:01pm On Dec 18, 2015
Bleep no be evrytin. A man/lady has to measure up or else she'll become a source of embarrassment. If he or she is ready to play the catch-up game, it'll be very exciting since learning is a lifetime phenomenon
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by agarawu23(m): 6:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
thunderbabs:


Guy, fear God
grin grin grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Toks2008(m): 6:18pm On Dec 18, 2015
Sunshinelady:
. Are u sure u r not suffering from inferiority complex? Ladies that speak well are arrogant? Ha! This one is new! Okay so are we to assume u r an arrogant guy since u speak well? (presumably). Dont you know that its even a confident, well grounded person (be you girl or boy) that is more likely to treat you wit respect (there are some exceptions though), because some people with self image problems as a result of inability to express themselves (or what have you) can be very difficult to cope with . Unless maybe the only communication u want with her is se.x

More of superiority complex cos there is no grammer any lady can speak that will trip me and i guess thats why i care less if i have a lady who cant speak so well .

And do people always mistake many or most to mean all?

Anyways my standview remains unchanged...i will choose a sexy lady who cant say jack in english over an atutu poyoyo that speaks the queens english.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by azeeztqophic(m): 6:21pm On Dec 18, 2015
I think the communication is base on understanding each others if my audience can’t understand my language it means there is communication.... So speaking good or bad english as far abi can understand and we love each other no wahala smiley
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
every guys can not be like you.



I have witness a scenerio were a guy dumped a lady he dated for 3yrs because the lady can not speak the queen's english fluently,, is that not wickedness?


More reason i will appeal to guys,please if you know you wouldnt marry her because she doesnt measure up to your standard in terms of expression,please leave her alone,stop stretching her bottom biko,cos thunder wen go fire u still dey do warm up..


That was how a guy opened a thread the other day seeking advice on how to dump his g.f of 5yrs because she can not express herself in standard english,some guys are plain wicked!!!
yeah, you're right. i can't date a girl who can't speak correct English. as 4 those girls that can't say a word without pidgin langua, well. i see them as sex mate! Bleep and go....... it individual difference anyway.......

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 6:23pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

Babe, you too don do gbagaun. You can't say "wtf is all this". The correct grammar is "wtf are all these" if you must use the word "all" at all.

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Topsyvic(f): 6:24pm On Dec 18, 2015
I prefer a man hu is gud@speakin gud english dan a sexy dude..it make me feel proud nd easy to introduce to my frndz

Lyk wen he speak..dose gurls will be lyk,chai!how i wish dix guy is mine.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Funjosh(m): 6:26pm On Dec 18, 2015
BABANGBALI:
amebo,this is the kind of thing that you likes but you have forgeted that you are not and you doesn't even knows how to spoke good english like my landlord childrens vickyrotex,rokiatu,funjosh,eleko1 and msglobalwonder,those peoples can spoke english even more than seun and professor wole soyinka


You need deliverance tongue
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Msquare220: 6:33pm On Dec 18, 2015
Richiy:
The OP is just more interested in knacking her.
Before nko?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Cutehector(m): 6:34pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this
spicy u can lie gawd!

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Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Meritocracy: 6:58pm On Dec 18, 2015
[quote author=Jolllyjoy post=40754875]Guy above be forming you will date such gurl.


Truth is,sooner or later you will get tired of her,so many disadvantages involved.


Imagine the grammatical blunders she will commit in public,

her rather backward thinking faculty


she might even feel inferior and uncomfortable around your friends.



Guys abeg,if you knw you will not be able to hire a private teacher for her dnt even bother.



Let the blind walk with the blind so as to maintain equality..

When you married and become president, she would be like "nah only you waka come" Lol
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by jhiskot(m): 7:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?


me : wtf is all this

OMG!! WTF, u ve a million names u could use, common, y dah name?? U fall my hand
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 7:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


LOL! if i were you i wont respond.

Guys view lady's beauty differently. To some guys they look at the face but mature guys look at the body first so from what i can see so far babe,you are hot.

why you dey give her hope?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 7:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
Blyzz:
yeah, you're right. i can't date a girl who can't speak correct English. as 4 those girls that can't say a word without pidgin langua, well. i see them as sex mate! Bleep and go....... it individual difference anyway.......
whatever rock your boat boo but no point having carnal knowledge of a girl when you dnt see her good enough for something worthwhile.



Set standard and live by them.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by edoziebobbyyahoocom(m): 7:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
Na lie no guy go gree date illiterate publicly, na only say you go wan dey collect on code.
Date ke na padlock u go use lock her mouth.... grin grin
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 7:23pm On Dec 18, 2015
butanep:


This is where we get it wrong. There are some ladies that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. Intelligence is not a measured of your spoken English.

I meet some ladies during my service year that are intelligent but can't speak high profile English. It is as a result of many factors.
not talking of speaking as the English man, no. You don't need to phoneticise ur English before you can be counted as speaking good English.
A basic albeit fluent command of the language is ok. There is no way a person would go through the levels of Nigerian education up to the tertiary institution, Can't speak good English and you'd tell me she is intelligent. Perhaps we've different definitions of intelligence.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by jericco1(m): 7:23pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this

Lol crass!!!
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by fF01(m): 7:25pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:

Guys abeg,if you knw you will not be able to hire a private teacher for her dnt even bother.
dem dey learn Left Hand 4 old age?? Abeg forgerrit.
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Nobody: 7:25pm On Dec 18, 2015
Toks2008:


Good one.

I have met many sexy as in super sexy ladies that have ran away from me because of the grammar and i have made up my mind to always caution myself.

Asides this, i have realized that these ladies who have grammar challenges are naturally humble and more wifey than many ladies that can speak grammar like kilode and i have also arrived at a possible school of thought that ladies who speak so well are mostly arrogant and proud and can abuse you so mildly in grammar and when you interpret that to vernacular you will feel the gravity of the insult.



well said
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Dynamite02: 7:28pm On Dec 18, 2015
fotadmowmend:
Warri girls
Meaning?
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 7:32pm On Dec 18, 2015
sapiosexual1:

not talking of speaking as the English man, no. You don't need to phoneticise ur English before you can be counted as speaking good English.
A basic albeit fluent command of the language is ok. There is no way a person would go through the levels of Nigerian education up to the tertiary institution, Can't speak good English and you'd tell me she is intelligent. Perhaps we've different definitions of intelligence.

What about those that didn't have the privilege to attend a tertiary institution? Do you mean they are all dull? What about those that stop half-way in secondary school, do you mean they have nothing upstairs?

Intelligence is not measured by your high profile English or high level of education. It's measure of the meaningful development you can make to satisfy mankind with the little knowledge therein.

I don't rate people by their English but by what they can do...
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by misspicy(f): 7:32pm On Dec 18, 2015
jhiskot:


OMG!! WTF, u ve a million names u could use, common, y dah name?? U fall my hand
sowi sir embarassed
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by butanep(m): 7:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
Topsyvic:
I prefer a man hu is gud@speakin gud english dan a sexy dude..it make me feel proud nd easy to introduce to my frndz

Lyk wen he speak..dose gurls will be lyk,chai!how i wish dix guy is mine.

I guess you are still writing jamb...


I thought you are even fine self..
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Melinde: 7:37pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?

me : wtf is all this
babe you too fall my hand..,,,
Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by Spanner4(m): 8:18pm On Dec 18, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Now this is funnycheesycheesy


fall down from iroko tree cheesycheesy

Guy: helo babe, my name be spanner4 and e be likesay u packwell around dis corner na? Abeg no vex, wetin be ur name?coz wen I be dey luk u sinceeee, my hrt no sitdon wella becoz u fineee welll na I'm make I tok say e go better make I knw u and mak we relate well. Continues.....

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