Please dearie can you come to my house......The Address is Aso Villa, FCT.....I promise to foot all your bills....just send me your account No.

eatwell423:
You this bitter old hag won't change. You have a Nigerian man screwing your wide hole and you're not appreciative.

Truth is bitter huh? Isorite you will find someone or something soonest!

Meanwhile, die bish!

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Reality is now conclusion? Only in Nigeria!

louismane:
Lmao...funny...buh wrong...dats fr d below average nigerian guy..an average guy in my generation lives way above his means...its called packaging...he wont invite u to a house dats not tushed...my 2 cents

I guess rice and one egg is living above a mean.

Truth is bitter!

If your heart is clean, come to my house is a harmless statement. You prefer an executive suite @ Hilton et al or fastfood joint abi?#LongerThroatTinz
When he tries to play the blues after the reggae, excuse your self and leave otherwise enjoy his company.

LMAO@be appreciative you are sleeping with a Nigerian man.

One thing Nigerian men should learn from Asian women is not to sleep with anything and everything.

Nigerian men are common as water, everybody (almost) will have at least 2 Nigerian male experience in their lifetime.

but it is more difficult to say come for sex.

How can you be dating without going to the house? Let's use the car then. It add fun to the whole thing. Except you are not enterprising!! Pls! Meet me in my house now!!!

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

This lady is HIGH on DISAPPOINTMENT...well allow me to say guys address you the way they see you. I think you are one of those "COME TO MY HOUSE" looking lady.

MrsChima:


Reality is now conclusion? Only in Nigeria!

nd funny enough, my post is also a reality. it is tested,proved nd widely belived nd accepted dt ladies ar known for makin nasty conclusion of tins

Suigeneris93:
You're not the only one that has seen such o! The way they even say it sef its as if their house is paradise. Its a total turn off fr me too biko

I wonder y i am so lucky on this part especialy. most of my female frenz knws i dont ask but they ar d one to ask where do i live? my response 2 dem na comedy all tru...nothing significant of me/my place. but wen they stick wit me they feel calmness, peace etc as testified by d present babe. d 1st day she came, while she wz leaving my place since we didnt make love. she made 'a bold' move 4 a kiss.

Day 2 of her visit, afta much conversation. i caressed her d moment she finishd her emotional story. she began acting for a kiss, the nxt thing i heard "make love to me". wit my panting voice, i asked to b sure of wot she just said, she screamed since my romance has eaten her deep: MAKE LOVE TO ME.

I treat my female frenz like a princess, queen of whateva place they came from. they wil stil be one to ask DO IT......

There's nothing wrong with the request, must a guy take you out to a fasr food restaurant everytime, going to his place tell u more about the kind of person he is or will be.

So stop nagging.

MrsChima:


Truth is bitter huh? Isorite you will find someone or something soonest!

Meanwhile, die bish!

Women who make pretty good money don't sit their ass on nairaland expressing bitterness. Get yourself together you're already a loser. Go get your food stamps

MrsChima:


I guess rice and one egg is living above a mean.

Truth is bitter!

Shut the hell up and enjoy your cancerous food stamps

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

where you want make him FV.CK you before if no be for him house..? NA FOR CHURCH ni.? Abi na 4 hospital him go knack u ni.? Abi na for ya own house? Abi na for dark corner on d road by standing u want ni.? Abi u want him to say meet me in EKO HOTEL ni.? Answer my questions PLEASE..

1- If e no invite you now you go say maybe his house is dirty
2- maybe he is squatting
3- maybe he is still staying with his parents
4- maybe he is IMPOTENT
5- are you a vir.gin ni.?
6- If not why u dey fear to go visit am..? Keep knacking till you marry.. EXCEPT IF YOU'RE VIR.GIN airline.. Olila
if u knw wetin dis Jos weather in Plateau state dey do me now, u no go mk me angry like dis..
Gal doing as if they don't like dey invitation since 1743 BUT dey over love it.. Na forming go kill our gals

naughtynaughty:
lol,coming to ur aous to do wat? Fry dt ur middle leg nd gve u to eat bah?

You sound vulgar, raw and uncultured. So why are you surprised guys wants you to visit their house? I wonder how you look. Mtcheww

Cutehector:
hmmmm... Una sef.. I don tire for nigerian girls

wetin even dey our PRI.ck Wey dem dey run from like say dey no fit handle am i neva still understand

One man's moi moi is another man's garri.


Madam..... What turns you off is a turn on for others.

An undisciplined guy will manifest in his house or outside his house.

Its for security reasons one won't advice you to go to the house of a stranger on first date. And there are ways to format his request and refuse it without coming here and talking like a person with an attitude.

Repent..... Else you go tey.

symbian03:


You sound vulgar, raw and uncultured. So why are you surprised guys wants you to visit their house? I wonder how you look. Mtcheww

stil be wonderin abt hw I luk until u run mad oneday. *longmouth

Rinato:
This lady is HIGH on DISAPPOINTMENT...well allow me to say guys address you the way they see you. I think you are one of those "COME TO MY HOUSE" looking lady.

ode! Nd u think u made sense o

cbjonstage:


I wonder y i am so lucky on this part especialy. most of my female frenz knws i dont ask but they ar d one to ask where do i live? my response 2 dem na comedy all tru...nothing significant of me/my place. but wen they stick wit me they feel calmness, peace etc as testified by d present babe. d 1st day she came, while she wz leaving my place since we didnt make love. she made 'a bold' move 4 a kiss.

Day 2 of her visit, afta much conversation. i caressed her d moment she finishd her emotional story. she began acting for a kiss, the nxt thing i heard "make love to me". wit my panting voice, i asked to b sure of wot she just said, she screamed since my romance has eaten her deep: MAKE LOVE TO ME.

I treat my female frenz like a princess, queen of whateva place they came from. they wil stil be one to ask DO IT......

STORY

osaslord500:
come to my house lemme explain

.....my ribs are broken....kai..

zudozz:
phuk don tire dis 1. They go don blow am well well.

thunder fire u nd that ur stupid mouth

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

Oya, come to my pm......I am not inviting you to my house

Something wey Southy and Western world girls go willingly travel long distance come give u 4 ur house (condom dey o!) without u emptying ur acct na em Naija girls still dey debate on. Sèx is not a big deal. It is ur character that can hold u a man biko!

naughtynaughty:
my dear, dt one is even beta o

What if you end up molesting him.. ?

0ldirtybastard:


The likes of you are manacled by egregious idiocy. No good social misfit, cursed with eternal misery, entitled to great and unfortunate things. Hungry thieving trifling slutty vagabond.

Scavenging whor.e.

You don't have anytin I want so kip your trinkets to yourself. Classless degene.rate

Naughtysite:


What if you end up molesting him.. ?

ahaa..so I hav a twin. 'Naughty'. Nevaknw..howdy?

naughtynaughty:
I mean you meet a guy newly, maybe exchange numbers because you think he is smart, he calls and the next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Like seriously? Honestly its becoming so boring and annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cant you guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, whats there to be done in your house that we cant do elsewhere?

Is there some solution to global hunger in your house? Orishirishi. It's so common nawadays that you wonder if guys have lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new friend has turned this come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no be small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite ladies to come to their house at first meeting have no good intentions at heart..and y'all need a slap to reset your brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

. There's nothin wrong in this cos it provides the lady the opportunity of knowing the guy's residence. In a situation where she's not comfortable with such invitation she can come along with her friend period.

Leriebloom:


Lolz Nigerian guys and their mentality. You ask a girl out on a date for the first time to come to your house, to come and do what ni?, to come and stare at the colour of your house or what. What umpression do you think you are giving the girl

That is how it is done in Brazil... No love making, just eating and gisting till when it's late... I drop her off @her place

naughtynaughty:
ahaa..so I hav a twin. 'Naughty'. Nevaknw..howdy?

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Fine.

Hope yur story wasnt about me ?

Why the headache... If you don't wanna come...tell him and move on.. Other girls will come