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I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by zinachidi(m): 11:55am On Dec 20, 2015 |
as seen in Benin. 2 Likes
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Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Specialbaby(f): 12:04pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
So many confused pastors but who am i to judge? Reason i dont attend some of these programmes. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by CARLOSZ: 12:10pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
He's not a Christmas goat but a sallah ram. 20 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by lasisi69(f): 1:51pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
End time ministry 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Sijo01(f): 1:51pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Pastor Suleman & Azemhe, the violent preachers. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Omotayor123(f): 1:51pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
This End time pastor sef I guess he's a Christmas chicken 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by mrlaw93(m): 1:51pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
The pastors re jst outta ideas.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by wilybebsy(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
END TIME PASTOR Naija pastors no go kill person.... Business as usual 3 Likes |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Sunnycliff(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
...but you could be a Christmas chicken 1 Like |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by kay29000(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Na wa for Nigerian churches. Check these ones out too. 20 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by adonbilivit: 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Uncleodi(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
I know this man of God..he is not one of those that do funny things. I watch his TV programmes and it is usually power packed! He is indeed a great man... The Christmas goat in this context is a figurative speech...we are in a time that very terrible things happen, innocent victims are killed for ritual purposes of which they didn't sign up for! We are in the END TIMES!!! Prophesy within urself and ur house-hold that they shall never be "Christmas goat" even in the coming year and beyond! Amen. Click like if u believe! 52 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by virus05(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
I am a Christmas goat 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by omozone123(m): 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
for real the enemies mustn't see me as an Xmas goat 1 Like |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Eboh4z: 1:52pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Deceiving Nigerians in the name of religion 1 Like |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by chesterlee(m): 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Lool... Its purpose was to draw attention of people and as it stands now, the purpose has been actualized!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by hakeem4(m): 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
In this type of church you'd see Opening offering Mid- service offering Christmas offering Building offering Closing offering 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Penhand(m): 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Hmmmm! Den wat is he? |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Joeyy(m): 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Somehow I'm not surprised. I have seen worse! |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by sorom4: 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Some gullible ones that thought they were goats will surely attend the programme and dem go fight you mistakenly call them goat 5 Likes
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Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by chrisley0240: 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Source»» Click Here For More Hot Story Heart Touching story!!! This one cuts deep inside,will make you cry..!! -------------------------------------------------- One young man went to apply for a managerial position in a big company. He passed the initial interview, and now would meet the director for the final interview. The director discovered from his CV that the youth’s academic achievements were excellent. He asked, “Did you obtain any scholarships in school?” the youth answered “no”. ” Was it your father who paid for your school fees?” “My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my schoolfees.” he replied. ” Where did your mother work?” “My mother worked as clothes cleaner.” The director requested the youth to show his hands. The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect. ” Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes before?” “Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Besides, my mother can wash clothes faster than me. The director said, “I have a request. When you go home today, go and clean your mother’s hands, and then see me tomorrow morning. The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high. When he went back home, he asked his mother to let him clean her hands. His mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to her son. The youth cleaned his mother’s hands slowly. His tear fell as he did that. It was the first time he noticed that his mother’s hands were so wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother winced when he touched it. This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fees. The bruises in the mother’s hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his education, his school activities and his future. After cleaning his mother hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother. [/b] Click Here to Continue Reading... 1 Like |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Titto93(m): 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
...and I ask, why are some Christians too GULLIBLE?
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Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by vicostyle20: 1:53pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
I am not a christmas goat |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by miqos02(m): 1:54pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
ok |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by rumomonga(m): 1:54pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
End time vigil End time banner |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Mikeparlo12(m): 1:54pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
issorai |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by onosprince(m): 1:55pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
I am not a Christmas banga and starch 3 Likes |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by tuminix(m): 1:55pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
It is a pity that God's work is now used as a business... |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Archmed(m): 1:55pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
I am not a Christmas chicken 1 Like |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Nobody: 1:55pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Lols very funny 1 Like |
Re: I Am Not A Christmas Goat (Hilarious Church Poster) by Nobody: 1:56pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
zinachidi:Nor be small thing o. the banner is at the front of OMEGA FIRE MINISTRY Benin City Headquarter at Waec road, Benin-Auchi expressway, Aduwawa. Residence Pastor- Pastor Azemhe Azena, General Overseer- Apostle Johnson Suleman. What has human got to do with been a goat? 1 Like |
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