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Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:11pm On Dec 20, 2015
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I laugh at the zombies who were telling me to go and drink my oyel.

Isnt it ironic that your giant "my ass" of Africa is on the brink of bankruptcy over that same oyel?

There was a time here on this platform where some "Tajus" , "Mulikats" and their "Adamu" ab0ki masters where telling us from the ND that our oyel was worthless and that we could not feed ourselves due to the environmental degradation of our land and water due to 50yrs of irresponsible oil exploration. They told me to go and drink my oyel!

One Taju told me that he wishes the oyel to crash to one dollar. I lolled! Why ? Because the change chanting zombie never knew that they were the ones more dependent on the oyel .

Now that oil is crashing and will continue to crash, and they are seeing the reality of an oil crash on their parasitic yeast economy I wonder if they still want to see the oyel crash.

Loooooooooooooooolz!

All your change nonsnese was based on feeding off the golden geese and as things stand you dont have a single clue on what to do next.

Isnt this pathetic to say the least?

I have been warning and advising you to go back to the farm but una refuse. If you had heeded my warning 5yrs ago you will be harvesting cocoa pods by now but NO una too sophisticated to farm again.

And to make matters worse off, economic analysts are predicting a 7 yrs low in oil prices.

7 yrs ! The schmitta began on september 23, 2015. For the next seven years you will go through severe famine all because you refused to remove your ingrate lazy parasitic eyes off my oyel.

Jonathan has gone with his goodluck.

God can never be at peace with a nation ruled by evil heartless bloodletting people who have spilled the blood of his children for power.

What they seek with power they will never achieve but rather that same power they killed, slandered and blackmailed for will be their stage of disgrace!


Enjoy your next 7yrs famine and dont think it will end after 7yrs because if you dont repent it will continue for another 7yrs.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by marshalcarter: 1:15pm On Dec 20, 2015
Sum ppl need to be evicted from this earth undecided

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:17pm On Dec 20, 2015
6 trillion naira deficit budget for 2016 that will most likely climb to 8 trillion naira.

This is despite the fact that crude is trading at $38 and is forecast to crash to as low as $20!

Common sense tells me you cut down when your inflow is lowered but the zombie masters wants to borrow to service the nation.

The change budget is expected to be the biggest budget ever in the history of Nigeria and ironically it is all based on debt.

By this time next year federal civil servants (the ones remaining after mass sacking) will be no different than Osun workers groaning under that rascal.

Change!

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:17pm On Dec 20, 2015
marshalcarter:
Sum ppl need to be evicted from this earth undecided

Lol. come kill me now. it wont stop the hunger pangs

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:26pm On Dec 20, 2015
This year's winter is by far the coldest in recorded history.

We have had a very severe and prolonged harmattan even in the ND.

All this points to a prolonged interannual dry season for 2015/2016.

The rains will not come early next year and when they finally do they will be brief and severe leading to flash floods in the north.

Coupled with the insurgency in the NE and the soon to start muslim civil war every place else between sunnis and shiites we can easily predict a significant fall in harvests in the north.

We will soon begin to see somalia-like starvation pics from the north.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by marshalcarter: 1:28pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:

Lol. come kill me now. it wont stop the hunger pangs
And who was referrin to you...guilty conscience tongue

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by EternalTruths: 1:28pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-TLJ8ZLpGb9E/UkUJs0gYyKI/AAAAAAAAIco/8RlMIFu7eP4/s1600/seven-cows.jpg[/img]

I laugh at the zombies who were telling me to go and drink my oyel.

Isnt it ironic that your giant "my ass" of Africa is on the brink of bankruptcy over that same oyel?

There was a time here on this platform where some "Tajus" , "Mulikats" and their "Adamu" ab0ki masters where telling us from the ND that our oyel was worthless and that we could not feed ourselves due to the environmental degradation of our land and water due to 50yrs of irresponsible oil exploration. They told me to go and drink my oyel!

One Taju told me that he wishes the oyel to crash to one dollar. I lolled! Why ? Because the change chanting zombie never knew that they were the ones more dependent on the oyel .

Now that oil is crashing and will continue to crash, and they are seeing the reality of an oil crash on their parasitic yeast economy I wonder if they still want to see the oyel crash.

Loooooooooooooooolz!

All your change nonsnese was based on feeding off the golden geese and as things stand you dont have a single clue on what to do next.

Isnt this pathetic to say the least?

I have been warning and advising you to go back to the farm but una refuse. If you had heeded my warning 5yrs ago you will be harvesting cocoa pods by now but NO una too sophisticated to farm again.

And to make matters worse off, economic analysts are predicting a 7 yrs low in oil prices.

7 yrs ! The schmitta began on september 23, 2015. For the next seven years you will go through severe famine all because you refused to remove your ingrate lazy parasitic eyes off my oyel.

Jonathan has gone with his goodluck.

God can never be at peace with a nation ruled by evil heartless bloodletting people who have spilled the blood of his children for power.

What they seek with power they will never achieve but rather that same power they killed, slandered and blackmailed for will be their stage of disgrace!


Enjoy your next 7yrs famine and dont think it will end after 7yrs because if you dont repent it will continue for another 7yrs.

Some spiritual illiterates will think you are joking

But

Next year will prove people like you and I correct

You can't push our son out of power , call us 5% and tell us to our faces that you will cater more for the 97% with our oil wealth and expect our God not to fight for us

All the regions that conspired against the 5%, your nightmare is about to begin grin

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by EternalTruths: 1:30pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:
6 trillion naira deficit budget for 2016 that will most likely climb to 8 trillion naira.

This is despite the fact that crude is trading at $38 and is forecast to crash to as low as $20!

Common sense tells me you cut down when your inflow is lowered but the zombie masters wants to borrow to service the nation.

The change budget is expected to be the biggest budget ever in the history of Nigeria and ironically it is all based on debt.

By this time next year federal civil servants (the ones remaining after mass sacking) will be no different than Osun workers groaning under that rascal.

Change!

Especially those FG staff who voted CHANGE grin

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by marshalcarter: 1:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:

Lol. come kill me now. it wont stop the hunger pangs
And who was referrin to you...guilty conscience tongue
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by marshalcarter: 1:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:

Lol. come kill me now. it wont stop the hunger pangs
And who was referrin to you...guilty conscience tongue
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by marshalcarter: 1:33pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:

Lol. come kill me now. it wont stop the hunger pangs
And who was referrin to you...guilty conscience tongue
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:36pm On Dec 20, 2015
EternalTruths:


Some spiritual illiterates will think you are joking

But

Next year will prove like you and I correct

You can't push our son out of power , call us 5% and tell us to our faces that you will cater more for the 97% with our oil wealth and expect our God not to fight for us

All the regions that conspired against the 5%, your nightmare is about to begin grin

I hate to say this but every single prediction I have made has come through and it has more to do with commonsense.

The zombie spell will not be lifted because their delusion just like what we are seeing in the fagg0t infested europe is ordained from God.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:36pm On Dec 20, 2015
marshalcarter:

And who was referrin to you...guilty conscience tongue

shift abeg grin grin grin grin

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:44pm On Dec 20, 2015
Fuel subsidy will finally be removed

Utility cost will increase

The Lagos state agbereo Tax model will soon begin that is why they are now chasing Linda up and down.

FG work force will see at least 30% reduction.

The States have already agreed not to implement the minimum wage.

Promotions and entitlements will be put on embargo and slashed just like back in 1984.

Your voice will be gagged on social media and the useless jaundiced media will only be telling you how PDP is the cause of your hunger.

Mass migrations will begin and some of you Tajus will be claiming that you come from Borno in order to secure asylum in Europe and the US.


If you choose to stage a public protest on your suffering condition then the Military will be dispatched to deal severely with you and if you complain they will remind you how you supported the killing of peaceful Biafran protesters and Shiites in Zaria.


Change is here!

Deal with it accordingly

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by hendrixxx(m): 1:45pm On Dec 20, 2015
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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by hendrixxx(m): 1:45pm On Dec 20, 2015
well, u are not immuned from the suffering

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by marshalcarter: 1:46pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:

shift abeg grin grin grin grin
As me we not cucuma cum nd shiftundecided cum nd shift me naa grin grin
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:47pm On Dec 20, 2015
hendrixxx:
well, u are not immuned from the suffering
retar.d

lol. I have a backup plan. I have converted all my savings to forex.

Something I adviced here 3 mths ago but was banned.

By mid january I will be trading my dollars at 500 naira!

dey there!

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:48pm On Dec 20, 2015
marshalcarter:

As me we not cucuma cum nd shiftundecided cum nd shift me naa grin grin

Dey where you dey.

and keep bumping this thread for me then.

grin grin grin grin

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by hendrixxx(m): 2:01pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:

lol. I have a backup plan. I have converted all my savings to forex.
Something I adviced here 3 mths ago but was banned.
By mid january I will be trading my dollars at 500 naira!
dey there!
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
if its true, then its a brilliant idea

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Omololu007(m): 2:30pm On Dec 20, 2015
APChangeZombie:

7 yrs ! The schmitta began on september 23, 2015. For the next seven years you will go through severe famine all because you refused to remove your ingrate lazy parasitic eyes off my oyel.
.
how many barrels of oil is your father compound producing per day olofo?

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Omololu007(m): 2:38pm On Dec 20, 2015
EternalTruths:



You can't push our son out of power , call us 5% and tell us to our faces that you will cater more for the 97% with our oil wealth and expect our God not to fight for us

D
how many barrel of oil is your village producing per year omo ibo?
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Kestolovee95(f): 3:08pm On Dec 20, 2015
Kikikikikikiki. If you don't have a dorm account yet, i sorry for you. Serious hunger on the way. grin

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Kestolovee95(f): 3:13pm On Dec 20, 2015
The easiest way to become rich now is to convert all your naira to dollar and watch like a patient dog. People like us with foresight did it 2 years ago at N180/$1, we'll soon be reaping at N500/$1. Chei dollar don sweet me die. God punish naira. grin

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 8:08am On Dec 21, 2015
Omololu007:
how many barrels of oil is your father compound producing per day olofo?

If Nigeria was like the US, my family will be like the Bush family.

This is why we want out just like the Biafrans

Yeye yeast cell like you

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Amitex(m): 8:34am On Dec 21, 2015
Kestolovee95:
Kikikikikikiki. If you don't have a dorm account yet, i sorry for you. Serious hunger on the way. grin

APC is a great scammer!!! The gullibles were scammed so greatly and they never were prepared for this.grin grin grin
Osinbajo told them he would give them N5K and feed their children. Pam, they swallowed the bait, hook, line and sinker grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by abes(m): 8:39am On Dec 21, 2015
Kestolovee95:
The easiest way to become rich now is to convert all your naira to dollar and watch like a patient dog. People like us with foresight did it 2 years ago at N180/$1, we'll soon be reaping at N500/$1. Chei dollar don sweet me die. God punish naira. grin

The same Naira you intend to trade your almighty Dollar for?

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 8:43am On Dec 21, 2015
abes:


The same Naira you intend to trade your almighty Dollar for?

Naira is crashing. Dump it now.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by talktimi(m): 8:58am On Dec 21, 2015
Whistling and dancing shoki to Fela's Beast of no nation kiss

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 9:17am On Dec 21, 2015
I am giving this evil muslim govt 20mths tops!

It is either the govt collapses on its own despotic foolishness or the country disintegrates to anarchy.

God is not happy at all.

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