― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed

― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the

roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.

- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.

- If you didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.

- If you didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.

- If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter

- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under

mango trees at nights

- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it your car!

- If you didn't mix garri and sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street.

- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass and sand witout fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..........then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one did you do?


Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet you didn't know.


Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living".


The song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise the Lord. I know you are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are you guilty?


 hahahaha! keep sharing the fun and laugh it off.
ADD YOURS

Jesus died over 2000 yrs ago and  nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even the devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God!

Didn't do some of those nor even gave it a thought.

PrimeMinisterr:
Didn't do some of those nor even gave it a thought.

Ha, my darling u miss

Define fulfillment.

silly op at nomba1

and that of the refrigerator got me cracking so hard!
ull try as many time as possible but still wont b satisfied coz u relly didnt find out wat mkes d light go off.

I remember willie winkie used to replace my tooth with some money whenever i lost a tooth.

I used to put it under the pillow.

I guess that was the handy work of my mom.

Unionised:
Define fulfillment.

Fun fun fun fun. Funfilled. Not fulfillment .

I was a big boy by dey

I did alll except play table soccer. with bottle cover

If u no patch ur primary school uniform especially the Male Shorts, u never belong..

If u no catch lizard cut the head bury with White handkerchief in anticipation it changes to money the next day, u be Nwa tata..

ellechrystal:
Ha, my darling u miss

. . . . so it seems dear, it was still an amazing adventure anyway.

didn't do the mix garri and sugar thingy

did do "change ur style" tho.... That awkward moment when your crush is cheering you to be the last man standing, but one wicked mosquito is seriously bitting u

menix:
If u no patch ur primary school uniform especially the Male Shorts, u never belong..

If u no catch lizard cut the head bury with White handkerchief in anticipation it changes to money the next day, u be Nwa tata..

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#chuckles !, (your last comment) er you for real ?

if u never played war start in an uncompleted building then u didnt have a fun childhood.

as for d rest I did all of it even more, even when we used to go to people dat had door bells to ring it and run...lol

to when after watching chinese film we would come and be practisinb our own snake style and monkey style.

down to when the first time I watched batman and superman I thought the cloak at there backs made dem fly so I went to tie my mothers wrapper in my neck and climbed our fence and tried to jump it thinking I wud fly...

wat a young and curious fellow I used to be.

MyGeneration:
if u never played war start in an uncompleted building then u didnt have a fun childhood.

as for d rest I did all of it even more, even when we used to go to people dat had door bells to ring it and run...lol

to when after watching chinese film we would come and be practisinb our own snake style and monkey style.

down to when the first time I watched batman and superman I thought the cloak at there backs made dem fly so I went to tie my mothers wrapper in my neck and climbed our fence and tried to jump it thinking I wud fly...

wat a young and curious fellow I used to be.

The door bell thingy I did it alot lol.
Used to tie baby dolls on my back like I was their mother. Will feed them with anything I ate. But them no dey chop. Lol

Mariecakes:
I did alll except play table soccer. with bottle cover

Table soccer was crazy fun. Also table bombing. Where u will draw ur guys on a side of a paper as well as ur opponent, n war do start o.

I did all except washing hands and legs while going to school

PrimeMinisterr:

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#chuckles !, (your last comment) er you for real ?

Yes oooo...
My neighbor was good at those lies, he even introduced me to singing "Leke Leke give me white fingers" when those white birds fly pass..

menix:


Yes oooo...
My neighbor was good at those lies, he even introduced me to singing "Leke Leke give me white fingers" when those white birds fly pass..

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hahahahahaha

@if you didn't throw your milk tooth on
the
roof for the lizards to take it and give
you new ones..I did oo nd it stil didn't giv me a gud set of 'new' teeth in return. Dy r my grtest insecurity eva

Lucialovely:
I did all except washing hands and legs while going to school

harmattan never reached ur area for once.