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Global Econometrics Explained With Two Cows. (photo) by metro10: 4:03pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Hilarious description of global economics! Please help with Nigerian!
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Re: Global Econometrics Explained With Two Cows. (photo) by metro10: 4:06pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
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Re: Global Econometrics Explained With Two Cows. (photo) by metro10: 4:16pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
Describe the Nigerian economy in your words using the two cow hypothesis. |
Re: Global Econometrics Explained With Two Cows. (photo) by Nobody: 4:25pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
you have two cows. you hire somebody to take care of them for you. he steals both, and sells the milk to you at exorbitant price. 1 Like |
Re: Global Econometrics Explained With Two Cows. (photo) by Nobody: 4:49pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
What about the Russian Econometrics? Part 1 You have 2 cows, you milk 1 for your citizens and loan 1 to Syria. Bashar Al-Assad was happy & busy drinking its milk. Turkey wanted 12 gallons of milk from the Syrian cow but Bashar Al-Assad wouldn't burge, so Turkey shot 1 of the cow legs & the cow is crippled - unable to provide more milk. Russia (The owner of the cow) got very angry with Turkey and bought 12 more cows & 6 foxes to protect the cows. Russia gave Syria 2 new cows & 3 foxes to guard those cows. Bashar Al-Assad is happy again & continues milking the cows. Turkey, out of jealousy & anger, invokes NATO's treaty to commandeer Syria's 2 new cows and possibly invade Russia. Russia buys 36hungry lions to protect herself and ward off any aggression by NATO against Syria's cows. End of Part 1 To be continued nextweek after Russia must have bombed Turkey & turned Ankara into a Nuclear wasteland. ![]() |
Re: Global Econometrics Explained With Two Cows. (photo) by metro10: 6:04pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
NIGERIA 2 Cows... First Cow= North, Second Cow= South First cow is thin, not productive. Second cow is fat, over-productive. At the central govt, you kill the fat cow, to feed the whole country, the thin cow gets the fattest part of the fat cow and the south is left hungry! 1 Like |
Re: Global Econometrics Explained With Two Cows. (photo) by LadyExcellency: 6:29pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
I can't see how this concerns Nigeria because the cows in your description as marketable compared to the one our president presides over. |
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