#288
YES EVERY FORM OF SPECULATION RELATING TO THE NYSC TIME TABLE HAS BEEN ON CIRCULATION SINCE FRIDAY AND WE AS MOUTH PIECE WOULD NOT INVOLVED OURSELVES IN ACTIONS THAT WILL RAISE YOUR TEMPERATURE OUT OF DESPERATION, HENCE WE BRING TO YOU THE LATEST OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION RELATING TO THE SUBJECT MATTER AS CAPTURED BELOW

Spixytinxy I can't just stop because I am deterred by any form of criticism. Not even from DTOBS.


This space again is for you and our Twin Babies.

To keep it short, I say sweet sleep in your dream land

Yudeeikay stop peeping!

DexxyAlebs:
LogoDwhiz when is our Christmas Carol in golden city?

On 24th.

Are you smart and sure of yourself? If so, solve this question in 20seconds... A boat moves 4km in 52minutes along the current of a river and moves 2km in an hour against the current of the river. How long will it take it to travel a distance of 10km on a lake? If possible, show ur workings... #brainy!

LogoDWhiz:
I'll advice you take your time and go through the thread.

Enjoy!


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Thanks bro really appreciate

waiess:
Thanks bro really appreciate

It's nothing.
Uwc!

DTOBS:

To the best of my knowledge, there is no way you can get a SOR without your dpt carrying your results to the senate for approval....It is when the senate has done that, then you will be able to process any SOR. Like I said,it's just to the best of my knowledge oooo, I may be wrong tho!
Kbs468 and LogoDwhiz can help in this as well...

No b lie DG, justified19 let me ask you this -Have your set started collecting SOR? I need to know before I can make a categorical statement about some annoying tendencies

LogoDWhiz:
Are you smart and sure of yourself? If so, solve this question
in 20seconds...
A boat moves 4km in 52minutes along the current of a river
and moves 2km in an hour against the current of the river.
How long will it take it to travel a distance of 10km on a lake?
If possible, show ur workings... #brainy!

insufficient data ...we dont have details concerning the lake

IT'S 41 DAYS TO JANUARY 31st CITIZENS!!!

NOTE THAT THIS COUNTDOWN WILL SURELY TAKE A U-TURN WHEN THE ALMIGHTY TT EVENTUALLY COMES ALIVE!!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

cc

LogoDWhiw

Armynu

Kbs468

greatestman

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waiess:

Hmm....since u said am putting u on an uncomfortable seat then let me make d best of it...what if u got everything right and no network ish, what states wld u still pick....just for curiosity sake pls patronize me

Hmmmn
Every challenge/contest in life usually depict positivity or negativity at the beginning, middle or ending of itself, but most times the ending summarises everything.

But you only concentrated on the beginning of my submission, so me too will also end this post with the parting shot from that post as below

spixytinxy:
like criously. Wat r u feelin like sef

I dey feel like..... I bet you don't wanna know.

LogoDWhiz:
Are you smart and sure of yourself? If so, solve this question
in 20seconds...
A boat moves 4km in 52minutes along the current of a river
and moves 2km in an hour against the current of the river.
How long will it take it to travel a distance of 10km on a lake?
If possible, show ur workings... #brainy!

Even the likes of mjblinks, Pweedyuz and Oluwanomoduroti1 among others who dislike Maths for English would know that the right answer is one word-INCONCLUSIVE since you can't even read and digest the question in 20 seconds!!!

spixytinxy:
if u like her u beta tell her, stop using scope, my dear olasum u r vewy vewy save

Hmmmm, not sure that's coming from ur heart o. If I were her, I'd run to safety asap. Open invitation seems like a trojan horse to me. But if na true, kbs468 can take a fourth wife.

DTOBS:



Hmmmm....why you come be like dis nah....You know say after Airstarkane don abandon me for here, I've bee all alone....LogoDwhiz and Kbs468 can testify to that!
Well, Olasum won't be a bad idea!

Only you wan get how many crush, bae, ex and all? Nawa o, oga park well.
Or you want them to tread cautiously wen dey see or here bout you abi?

Olasum:
spixytinxy isn't complaining, thanks dear

She will soon. Don't say I didn't warn you.

spixytinxy:
u made my day, tanks. My batri is down as well. Gudnite, sleep tite nd dream of olasum saying no to ur proposal

Shey u n dtobs no get light for una village sorry city ni? Hehehehe

Armynu:


Hmmmm, not sure that's coming from ur heart o. If I were her, I'd run to safety asap. Open invitation seems like a trojan horse to me. But if na true, kbs468 can take a fourth wife.

Spixytinxy, see me oo
but if Ministers of Health-Prettyjo and biotechshola refuses to advise us on my previous notification and with ur out grown and heavy Baby bump, I would have no choice than to keep you in OYO till you put to bed while I head to KADUNA with Olasum oo after all, I had promise not to look outside, meaning 'I am saying no to concubine' but if it's a legal addition, then no problem

Armynu:


She will soon. Don't say I didn't warn you.

No I trust my beau, she won't so Olasum is safe according to Spixytinxy



but I kinda reason with you oo because she use the expression 'vewy vewy safe' doesn't that ring a bell? you know when women are in love, they tend to say something to mean another oo and in this case, she actually displayed that scenario even in writing


Hmmmn see danger danger

SOMETHING = TO MEAN ANOTHER

very very safe = vewy vewy safe

arcnomec:
What's going on here?


cc:kbs468
oluwafirefunmi
greatestman
DTOBS
Amrynu
Amodu
Jonhdanny
et'al

A lot been going on in here....

Especially dtobs trying to find a replacement for airstarkane....

Amodu has gone MIA

Johndanny is very much around....

Newngr gave a schedule (speculation) on how the TT may be.

Greatestman not really happy that the players sabotaged mourinho's effort thereby leading to his sack... Same applies to logodwhiz.

Logodwhiz told us to reducing how we make ftc but has so far been making dem himself.. He has also helped some people in answering some questions bothering them.

Kbs468 has also helped a lot with his knowledge of mathematics, giving them a hint as to the state they are likely to get wen reg starts and also how the permutations and combinations can work for/against them..
Though he gave a disclaimer as its subject to change by NYSC

Well, as for me, I have taken my lady dominion92 on a treat... Location Unknown cos we don't want disturbance.


Oluwafirefunmi is cool and has told the house that NYSC will also ask you of states visited, so that could hinder your posting to such states. She also said you don't have to be an accountant to do the CIIN abi na CIIT professional course..


In other news, spixytinxy is pregnant with twins and she has no power supply in her village sorry city and also dtobs be chasing all the ladies in here looking for who will replace his ex boo n wife airstarkane


....Reporting live from Golden City Lying sumber NTA News.

Kbs468:

Spixytinxy, see me oo
but if Ministers of Health-Prettyjo and biotechshola refuses to advise us on my previous notification and with ur out grown and heavy Baby bump, I would have no choice than to keep you in OYO till you put to bed while I head to KADUNA with Olasum oo after all, I had promise not to look outside, meaning 'I am saying no to concubine' but if it's a legal addition, then no problem

I dey gbadu this guy.... Spixytinxy he is just joking ooooo... Only if you agree to a fourth.. Hehehehe yanga dey sleep trouble come.... I talk anything.
#Notoconcubines

Kbs468:


No I trust my beau, she won't so Olasum is safe according to Spixytinxy



but I kinda reason with you oo because she use the expression 'vewy vewy safe' doesn't that ring a bell? you know when women are in love, they tend to say something to mean another oo and in this case, she actually displayed that scenario even in writing


Hmmmn see danger danger

SOMETHING = TO MEAN ANOTHER

very very safe = vewy vewy safe

You can say that again and won't be wrong..
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer is what she seems to be applying in this case... Your woman sha is safe i bliv.

Viewing this topic: Armynu(m), AirstarKane(f)

LogoDWhiz:
Are you smart and sure of yourself? If so, solve this question
in 20seconds...
A boat moves 4km in 52minutes along the current of a river
and moves 2km in an hour against the current of the river.
How long will it take it to travel a distance of 10km on a lake?
If possible, show ur workings... #brainy!

It will take the boat approximately 3HOURS to travel along a distance of 10km on a lake.
QED

Armynu:
Viewing this topic: Armynu(m),
AirstarKane(f)

How are you?

AirstarKane:

How are you?

Very fine thank you.

Lagos

LogoDWhiz:


Okay o.


Where do u stay btw?

Lol. I said you don't have to be an accounting student to go for ICAN, practically everyone is doing it these says. And its CIIN.

Armynu:


A lot been going on in here....

Especially dtobs trying to find a replacement for airstarkane....

Amodu has gone MIA

Johndanny is very much around....

Newngr gave a schedule (speculation) on how the TT may be.

Greatestman not really happy that the players sabotaged mourinho's effort thereby leading to his sack... Same applies to logodwhiz.

Logodwhiz told us to reducing how we make ftc but has so far been making dem himself.. He has also helped some people in answering some questions bothering them.

Kbs468 has also helped a lot with his knowledge of mathematics, giving them a hint as to the state they are likely to get wen reg starts and also how the permutations and combinations can work for/against them..
Though he gave a disclaimer as its subject to change by NYSC

Well, as for me, I have taken my lady dominion92 on a treat... Location Unknown cos we don't want disturbance.


Oluwafirefunmi is cool and has told the house that NYSC will also ask you of states visited, so that could hinder your posting to such states. She also said you don't have to be an accountant to do the CIIN abi na CIIT professional course..


In other news, spixytinxy is pregnant with twins and she has no power supply in her village sorry city and also dtobs be chasing all the ladies in here looking for who will replace his ex boo n wife airstarkane


....Reporting live from Golden City Lying sumber NTA News.

what is this SOR issue all about, i came in lately and i was unable to flip through #279-#288 so somebody should help me out, did NYSC said anything about it? gracias

spixytinxy:
which handwriting, d one of deceit or wat? Olasum dear u r always welcome, don't mind him ooo, he is a married man

C'mom, don't tarnish my reputation before Olasum nah!...Am a man with a large heart

Olasum:
No probs, just keep a seat for me

Alright babe, I will be seriously expecting you oooo... and don't listen to haters oooo

spixytinxy:
u made my day, tanks. My batri is down as well. Gudnite, sleep tite nd dream of olasum saying no to ur proposal

You too dearie! But wait a minute l, why are you hell bent on seing Olasum rejecting me nah? what I do you now? Allow make me too enjoy marriage bliss as you're enjoying it with Kbs468....

oluwafirefunmi:
Lol. I said you don't have to be an accounting student to go for ICAN, practically everyone is doing it these says. And its CIIN.

Sorry, my bad. Goodmorning.