kilokeys:
I snore like crazy..

But it works both ways..

If u r broke, snoring will make u baeless


If uve got the funds... She'll call it an orchestra..
It will sound like a fvking brass section, trombone, trumpet and shii..



_{Edit: with my 1 pack, and panda sized body.. My bae loves me.. Girls aren't as superficial as we think.. Prove u are worthy in cash, kind, humor, gesture.. U wouldn't have a problem}

ronald4lif:
I don't think I can, but should depends on the level of the snoring. Some snorting noises are unbearable and a no.

vizkiz:
depends on the kindda snoring.

If it's the "I am tired" snoring, then I can deal with that a little. But if it's "hey who is digging the ground" snoring, then we'v gat a problem

donTbone:

Then i still wonder why some with this type of husband/bf still cheats

donTbone:

And what if your partner's happen to be the 'train horn' type?

kilokeys:


Some.. Not all.. And don't get caught up in fallacies.. What u want is what you'll get..

I hv found mine.. And will still find my spec out of 7billion pple.

So focus on the good things.. Be good and good pple will come around

ronald4lif:


She'd have to resettle for a 'caterpillar horn' type.

donTbone:


Mind you, u can find your self in the 'hey, who's digging the ground' corner!

I am definitely gonna run for my poor ass. Those kindda snoring you go and sleep in the sitting room but your couch is still vibrating

vizkiz:


I am definitely gonna run for my poor ass. Those kindda snoring you go and sleep in the sitting room but your couch is still vibrating

donTbone:

Meaning?

ronald4lif:


I can't persevere nor tolerate a blistering snoring partner. I value my quiet sleep and won't sacrifice it over nothing.

flawlesRebirth:
AH??I HATE THAT THING WITH PASSION..DAH WAS HOW I WENT TO START WITH MY COUSIN DAH DID OPERATION...HER ROOM HAS 3 BED..THE ODA WAS BEING OCCUPIED BY ONE *FAT* WOMAN...AXIN...THIS WOMAN FAT ND NA SO SHE DE SNORE...EVEN THE NURSES DAH WERE ON NIGHT DUTIES WER ALWAYS COMPLAINING....HOW HUMAN BEING SNORE GO DE LOAD REACH OUTSIDE(DAH WAS WEN I CONCLUDED...SAY SHE NO B HUMAN)..NA SO I THIN GO BK HUZ...BCUZ OF SLEEPLESS NIGHT...

donTbone:

How did u plan to know that b4 u marry her?

donTbone:


Bravo...
Now its time to search for my spec too... b4 i go specLESS

ronald4lif:


I can't marry someone I haven't mated and possibly cohab with, so I'd figure.

donTbone:
kikikikikikikikikikikiki




You don sabi the kind husband you go marry?

kilokeys:


I think its about being the SPEC...
Can u date u if u were a lady..

I am a poet, chef, guitarist, singer , pianist, with a crazy sense of humor, graduate engineer into real estates and personnel management.


So upgrade and girls would flock. Irrespective of ur looks and pocket or snoring

flawlesRebirth:
.dONT EVEN GO THERE....

jmaxjohn:
Lord, no! Chisos! Snoring . I don't snore, nd don't expect my bae to snore too coz I'm a light sleeper. Good thing she doesn't

donTbone:
On a more serious note...

Have u ever pictured your husband otherway round?

flawlesRebirth:
.NO

donTbone:

People change with time!


If only you wont feed her enough to get fat!

jmaxjohn:
D rulez hv been laid bro. She's gon b one of those sexy mom's (nt a baby mama o , God 4bid) . She's agreed to join d gym if needed

donTbone:

Trust me... not all ladies love the gym like we do.
Their gym exists in the kitchen



As for the baby mama... no be you go make her be
baby mama?