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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 11:23am On Dec 21, 2015
You need to wake up and see that God has fled this evil blood soaked land where evil men hold sway.

Your sins have reached the most high. The souls of the saints killed by your jihadists in their quest for power and domination has been heard by God.

Why do you think everything is collapsing? The security situation is far worse, the economy is in shambles, a drought is coming next here for the north and with it pestilence and death.

God is not happy at all.

He has ordained this great delusion on fools like you in order to hasten your destruction by your own blind foolish fanatiscm for the most incredulous excuse of a president.

Those who the gods want to destroy they make mad and just like pharaoh whose heart was hardened so God can show his power on Egypt so also have you all been made dumb and foolish.

Your destruction is final. Your unending wars and pestilence is on its way. Next time you will not kill innocent Christians and abduct their girls for power sake.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 11:42am On Dec 21, 2015
Fash20 karma is here.

Your change is here to stay.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Omololu007(m): 11:59am On Dec 21, 2015
APChangeZombie:


If Nigeria was like the US, my family will be like the Bush family.

This is why we want out just like the Biafrans

Yeye yeast cell like you
mumu...how many barrels of oil is your dad village producing
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 12:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
Omololu007:
mumu...how many barrels of oil is your dad village producing

Pls Taju we are not talking cocoa here.

Kindly shift

Oyel long throat like you

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by VintageCocktail(m): 12:39pm On Dec 21, 2015
APChangeZombie:


Pls Taju we are not talking cocoa here.

Kindly shift

Oyel long throat like you
Explain this dollar vs naira stuff in details. Yet to grasps fully what's going on.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 12:53pm On Dec 21, 2015
VintageCocktail:
Explain this dollar vs naira stuff in details. Yet to grasps fully what's going on.

Part of the agreement to support Buhari, the US insisted that the new APC govt will take an IMF loan drawn in dollars.

The reason the US stopped buying our oil during Jonathan was because that govt was diversifying our external reserves away from the dollar and moving closer to BRICs currency and the Chinnese RMB.

Now that the APC is in govt the US is now showing their real hand and are insisting on devaluation first before they loan Buhari any dime.

The 2016 deficit budget is based on this same loans and so we can simply assume that by January when they begin to take the first tranct of IMF loan they will start devaluation.

The dollar is climbing against the dollar now because people are scrambling for it in anticipation of future devaluation.

By January expect the dollar to trade 500 naira.

The foolish apc zombies sold us to JP Morgan because they wanted power by all means.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by VintageCocktail(m): 1:00pm On Dec 21, 2015
APChangeZombie:


Part of the agreement to support Buhari, the US insisted that the new APC govt will take an IMF loan drawn in dollars.

The reason the US stopped buying our oil during Jonathan was because that govt was diversifying our external reserves away from the dollar and moving closer to BRICs currency and the Chinnese RMB.

Now that the APC is in govt the US is now showing their real hand and are insisting on devaluation first before they loan Buhari any dime.

The 2016 deficit budget is based on this same loans and so we can simply assume that by January when they begin to take the first tranct of IMF loan they will start devaluation.

The dollar is climbing against the dollar now because people are scrambling for it in anticipation of future devaluation.

By January expect the dollar to trade 500 naira.

The foolish apc zombies sold us to JP Morgan because they wanted power by all means.
Devaluation like Zimbabwe's right After selling for 500 naira, how long are we going to wait for things to normalise. Pardon me, economics has never been a passion. Devaluation, liquidation, deficit, loans, diversifying and reserves sounds like a astrophysics to me.
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
VintageCocktail:
Devaluation like Zimbabwe's right After selling for 500 naira, how long are we going to wait for things to normalise. Pardon me, economics has never been a passion. Devaluation, liquidation, deficit, loans, diversifying and reserves sounds like a astrophysics to me.

Zimbabwe is even like heaven. Think of Haiti.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Nobody: 1:03pm On Dec 21, 2015
APChangeZombie:


Part of the agreement to support Buhari, the US insisted that the new APC govt will take an IMF loan drawn in dollars.

The reason the US stopped buying our oil during Jonathan was because that govt was diversifying our external reserves away from the dollar and moving closer to BRICs currency and the Chinnese RMB.

Now that the APC is in govt the US is now showing their real hand and are insisting on devaluation first before they loan Buhari any dime.

The 2016 deficit budget is based on this same loans and so we can simply assume that by January when they begin to take the first tranct of IMF loan they will start devaluation.

The dollar is climbing against the dollar now because people are scrambling for it in anticipation of future devaluation.

By January expect the dollar to trade 500 naira.

The foolish apc zombies sold us to JP Morgan because they wanted power by all means.

This is the kind of ppl I like to follow in Nairaland..... Nigeria is on the brinks
kaycid77

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Eledan: 1:06pm On Dec 21, 2015
You wish and see evil, that is exactly what will be your portion.
Where you see doomsday, some of us will see opportunities. It' all depend on how you look at it.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by VintageCocktail(m): 1:07pm On Dec 21, 2015
APChangeZombie:


Zimbabwe is even like heaven. Think of Haiti.
Now this is getting scary. Thanks though.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by kenny987(f): 1:09pm On Dec 21, 2015
An unfortunate but true situation @op... We watch n wait, hoping that for the sake of those who refuse to sell their consciences to the devil, d situation will not become as severe. Some here will call u a naysayer and others in zombie-like fashion will remain asking how many barrels of oil ur compound produces, forgetting that it is way beyond that now...

So unfortunate...

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:11pm On Dec 21, 2015
kaycid77:


This is the kind of ppl I like to follow in Nairaland..... Nigeria is on the brinks
kaycid77

All wars are bankers wars

The only thing the US has is the dollar which she can print at will with no face value.

The more nations they force to accept their dollar, the more powerful the dollar remains.

The thought of an alternative currency is bone chilling to Washington and New york.

All the leaders that spoke against or moved against the dollar have either been killed or desposed. Chavez, Gaddafi, Goodluck. Etc. Currently, the Brazilian president is facing the same false allegations of corruption and public protests like Jonathan all because she is pushing the BRIC agenda. The same goes for Zuma who is now facing mass protests against his govt.

Apc and their zombies want to take us to slavery but it will not happen. We will rather leave them to their own slavery than join them

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by APChangeZombie: 1:12pm On Dec 21, 2015
Eledan:
You wish and see evil, that is exactly what will be your portion.
Where you see doomsday, some of us will see opportunities. It' all depend on how you look at it.

This is why we must go our separate ways

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by 9jatriot(m): 1:26pm On Dec 21, 2015
GEJ that was the first African president to quickly align with the new government in Libya and celebrate Guadaffi's death is now being mentioned in the same breath with Gaddaffi??
Gudaffi and Saddam Hussein were against the use of dollars as their foreign reserves stock, I have never heard anywhere where GEJ pushed for that, instead I know he shared dollars to delegates during the run up to the elections so where are you getting your info from.

The truth is there will be tough times ahead. Crude "oyel" price will continue to decline and with no reserves during years of surplus to fall back on, we will all have to go to the proverbial Egypt to buy products. The price of crude has nothing to do with the present government the last I checked and if GEJ had worn there is no indices to show that the price of crude would have suddenly shot up except the OP has proof otherwise.

Trying times ahead I must admit, but we only have ourselves to blame for being a monotonous economy.

APChangeZombie:


All wars are bankers wars

The only thing the US has is the dollar which she can print at will with no face value.

The more nations they force to accept their dollar, the more powerful the dollar remains.

The thought of an alternative currency is bone chilling to Washington and New york.

All the leaders that spoke against or moved against the dollar have either been killed or desposed. Chavez, Gaddafi, Goodluck. Etc. Currently, the Brazilian president is facing the same false allegations of corruption and public protests like Jonathan all because she is pushing the BRIC agenda. The same goes for Zuma who is now facing mass protests against his govt.

Apc and their zombies want to take us to slavery but it will not happen. We will rather leave them to their own slavery than join them
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Kestolovee95(f): 2:00pm On Dec 21, 2015
The heavens have cursed nigeria. The resultant effect will be greater than what the US suffered durinfg the great depression of the 1920s. No prayer for nigeria in distress will save it this time and their will be no Roosevelt to give to it a new deal. I expect more beggars on the streets but beggars who voted this chanji with their leprous fingers have no right to eat a piece.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Nobody: 2:43pm On Dec 21, 2015
Converting your Naira to USdollars will not help matters in the long-run. unless...you trade say 7% of your capital , yet risking 2% , but making 20% on monthly basis.

Let me prove it. ASSUMING YOU EAT IMPORTED RICE.
currently USDNGN is 260 but will be 500 by mid January(according to you). You buy a bag of rice now @N15,000, but by mid January a bag of rice will be N30,000. Because you must eat, whatever you save from the dollar rise against naira will be wiped-out by the increase in imported goods.
APChangeZombie:


lol. I have a backup plan. I have converted all my savings to forex.

Something I adviced here 3 mths ago but was banned.

By mid january I will be trading my dollars at 500 naira!

dey there!

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
USDNGN means UNITED STATE DOLLARS/NIGERIAN NAIRA.
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Omololu007(m): 3:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
iheanyiebeneze:
Converting your Naira to USdollars will not help matters in the long-run. unless...you trade say 7% of your capital , yet risking 2% , but making 20% on monthly basis.

Let me prove it. ASSUMING YOU EAT IMPORTED RICE.
currently USDNGN is 260 but will be 500 by mid January(according to you). You buy a bag of rice now @N15,000, but by mid January a bag of rice will be N30,000. Because you must eat, whatever you save from the dollar rise against naira will be wiped-out by the increase in imported goods.

USDNGN means UNITED STATE DOLLARS/NIGERIAN NAIRA.
my bro leave the mumu...some of them keep on praying for d downfall of dis country...they want the federal government to fail,they do think if the government fail and the economy collapse,it will affect only the south west,north west and north east..but I pity the north east and the poor state in Nigeria which ebonyi is part of

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by blazetitov: 3:08pm On Dec 21, 2015
Too much wailing and gnashing of teeth by enemies of progress going on here. E pele oo

Cry me a river cry cry cry cry cry

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by zuchyblink(m): 3:17pm On Dec 21, 2015
Alert! Alert!! Alert!!!
Information reaching us from a reliable source
has it. That buhari wants to move our able
director from Abuja to kaduna, and kill him, this
plan was discussed early today (December 20,
2015) in a close door meeting and they agreed that after killing him. They will tell the world he
was killed by Boko Haram members who
attacked the detention facility in Kaduna. We have
to raise alarm now before it is too late please
share this in all social media.
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Nobody: 3:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
You might sound pessimistic to the irrational folks. But I'd like to state categorically and by revelation that oil price is going to crash further in the coming year. Only a handful of GOD'S chosen will enjoy prosperity from next year wholly by Divine providence.

Nigeria is entering a dark economic tunnel.

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Fash20: 4:14pm On Dec 21, 2015
APChangeZombie:
Fash20 karma is here.
Your change is here to stay.
shut it
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by ZombieNation: 12:46pm On Feb 22, 2016
Fash20:
shut it

How the hunger games?

Dunce

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by ZombieNation: 12:47pm On Feb 22, 2016
blazetitov:
Too much wailing and gnashing of teeth by enemies of progress going on here. E pele oo

Cry me a river cry cry cry cry cry

Hope you are now enjoying your chanji

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by ZombieNation: 12:51pm On Feb 22, 2016
Mayoroflagos instead of hating on Ngozi why not tell us what your confined technician kemi Olodo is not doing right?

It's not as if she is thinking of generating wealth but only to borrow.

So why can't the Olodo who can't manage her hairdo manage simple arithmetic?

Yeye.

The hunger wey go blow you still dey gather strength for Somalia

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by blazetitov: 1:36pm On Feb 22, 2016
ZombieNation:


Hope you are now enjoying your chanji


Yes. but the Judiciary arm is trying to spoil the show. God pass them.
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by VulgarVulvas: 5:16pm On May 08, 2016
It has begun.


Lolz

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by MossadAgent: 1:00am On May 21, 2016
Bump

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Pidggin(f): 4:08am On May 21, 2016
:oHow did I miss the thread

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by Nobody: 6:52am On May 21, 2016
The perilous time is now.
Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by stepo707: 7:32am On May 21, 2016
Hmmmn.with the bombing of pipelines every week now, the end is almost here

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Re: Your 7yr Famine Begins Now! Pls Allow Me To Drink My Oyel! by blackpanda: 7:42am On May 21, 2016
Op i dont think u are smart at all. Your excitement over nigeria's predicament would have mademore sense if u were a foreigner or at least living outside the country. But here u are purchasing from the samemarket with other nigerians, paying quadrupple for transport just like the people u "lolling" at and living in perpetual darkness like everyone else.

Isnt that stupidity at its peak? Sometimes i think hate and anger blocks wailers ability to use their brain

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