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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:30pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:

I will see you both... Let's meet at my house pls. Cc: Logodwhiz Kbs468

Hmm. Okay!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Armynu(m): 6:31pm On Dec 21, 2015
spixytinxy:
I will neva
You will.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:32pm On Dec 21, 2015
biotechshola:




Your submissions are correct as a matter of reality, but i wud like you to look at the case with a different perspective to understand the msg it's trying to pass.


1. It showed that the bar man doesn't care abh the man's life.

2. That hydrogen peroxide has thesame color with water but deadly.

3. The man in question didnt define wat he really wanted, he rather followed the step hs frnd took.


Now the lesson is that, in life, u av to clearly define your goals and be sure you are actually getting wat u wanted, dont follow others blindly as wat is good for them myt actually harm you.


Lastly, you can dearly pay for other people's mistake, so be careful the type of people you deal with.

very good and spot on but you too didn't looked at it this way before answering the question Armynu asked-Who/what killed him? Because I expected you all to include the man himself, the bar attendant and H2O2 as responsible for his death


Besides, even at the above response from you and my subsequent reply now, you all still didn't convince me enough because we are talking about acid here and in a bar! When both men even went in together and he responded to the request by his friend, meaning they are sitting close and for the fact that it's a bar- a place for drinking and eating for leisure and relaxation? And the attendant couldn't ask again if she heard him right or wrong? Or is it that he or she doesn't know the use of H2O2? When he or she actually knew the name and identified it as far as he or she didn't give same to the other man? I mean the job orientation must have captured all these scenario since life is involved here.

LogoDWhiz even said it's a brain teaser that don't always conform to every situation. Now in that regard, will you blame the student who gave the below response? I believe you all would laugh at it and call the student names right?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:32pm On Dec 21, 2015
Wow!

Unknowingly to me. I've achieved a great feat.

Thank God Dtobs, Armynu nd his wife (dominion92) are not around. With Amodu too.


This is dedicated to all A16 PCMs.

God bless our hustle.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Armynu(m): 6:33pm On Dec 21, 2015
DTOBS:

Chai see a whole minister lying against the president! I know say one day you will be like D*S*K*...

Rotflol.... Haba
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Armynu(m): 6:34pm On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Wow!

Unknowingly to me. I've achieved a great feat.

Thank God Dtobs, Armynu nd his wife (dominion92) are not around. With Amodu too.


This is dedicated to all A16 PCMs.

God bless our hustle.

Are you sure it was unknowingly?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Armynu(m): 6:41pm On Dec 21, 2015
Kennedybello:
We hope this is for real
It looks real bro.... Just hope its the real deal.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chemicalT(m): 6:43pm On Dec 21, 2015
@Dexxyalebs thanks
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Armynu(m): 6:45pm On Dec 21, 2015
Guys! Guys!! Guys!!!

What do you all have to say about the prospective time-table posted by kennedybello on page #297?

Well, I think its the real deal judging by the paper under. It has something as regards service (NYSC) there.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Armynu(m): 6:47pm On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:

Lol! VP. Seems like I don't have much of a choice o.
I have to accept things as they are.
Way to go sir, don't worry.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 6:50pm On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:


Arsenal fans and braggings.

9pm is the time.

Presido... you sound like a Chelsea fan
it's the passion for my Team tongue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:51pm On Dec 21, 2015
Kbs468:


very good and spot on but you too didn't looked at it this way before answering the question Armynu asked-Who/what killed him? Because I expected you all to include the man himself, the bar attendant and H2O2 as responsible for his death


Besides, even at the above response from you and my subsequent reply now, you all still didn't convince me enough because we are talking about acid here and in a bar! When both men even went in together and he responded to the request by his friend, meaning they are sitting close and for the fact that it's a bar- a place for drinking and eating for leisure and relaxation? And the attendant couldn't ask again if she heard him right or wrong? Or is it that he or she doesn't know the use of H2O2? When he or she actually knew the name and identified it as far as he or she didn't give same to the other man? I mean the job orientation must have captured all these scenario since life is involved here.

LogoDWhiz even said it's a brain teaser that don't always conform to every situation. Now in that regard, will you blame the student who gave the below response? I believe you all would laugh at it and call the student names right?

Lemme give u another brain teaser.


A man lives on the 17th floor of a building. When he wants to go for work, he walks to the elevator press the 1 button. Then he goes down.


But at the day's close, he enters the elevator press the 9th button. Then he drops at the 9th floor and he climbs the stairs to cover the remaining floors of his journey.

So tell, why does he press the 9th instead of the 17th button.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:51pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:


See flows.... Omor spanner be losing nuts since..... Don't even know since wen.


Lol!

Kbs na sharp guy.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 6:52pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:


Was looking for the best way to answer you (kbs468) but I guess biotechshola did justice to that so I will just add these few lines

1. The joke in question is actually meant to test once knowledge of chemistry below is the real joke
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says,
"I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll
have a glass of water too. Why did you say
H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no
need to talk about work." The first scientist
stares at his drink, angry that his
assassination plan has failed.


2. In summary of the questions you asked, I have this aswell
#. Hydrogen peroxide can be used in so many ways e.g on dirty mirrors and other glass surfaces to loosen dirt and grime.

#. Its not suppose to be sold at a bar but it can be kept in the bar for accident purposes (broken bottles and dropped glasses) thereby serving as a first aid. Some bars actually use it on counter-tops to clean and disinfect (some use it to clean/wipe their tables if its an outdoor bar, thereby preventing flies).


#. Its very dangerous if undiluted but we all take in Hydrogen Peroxide in small quantity not aware that we consuming it... But in this case it was actually meant to be a joke though some people tag it as anti-joke because drinking H2o2 (h2o too) will kill you! The
first one wanted to kill the second one, that's
why he said h2o! So it has nothing to do with the management.

#. Possibly the bar expected that the second scientist knew what he ordered for, so, he gave him without hesitation.

Very well, so the initial question wouldn't have been difficult to decipher with this background information nauw just like the question LogoDWhiz asked yesterday for 20 seconds naa. You know I don't but I always like trying to subject everything to scientific test before passing the result as satisfactory which is the normal thing to do anyway

BTW my midrange phone is down so I couldn't upload what I wanted to do earlier but I will it when I refill the battery
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:53pm On Dec 21, 2015
nathoneal:

Presido... you sound like a Chelsea fan it's the passion for my Team tongue
Yes I am. grin tongue
Nice of you
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:53pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:

Way to go sir, don't worry.
No problem.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:54pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:
Guys! Guys!! Guys!!!

What do you all have to say about the prospective time-table posted by kennedybello on page #297?

Well, I think its the real deal judging by the paper under. It has something as regards service (NYSC) there.


Well, as for me. From all indications I believe it to be real.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 6:55pm On Dec 21, 2015
Armynu:

Are you sure it was unknowingly?
Lol! I'm being serious.
If I planned it, I'd have put my trademark.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sent4rina: 7:00pm On Dec 21, 2015
AirstarKane:


Why are you ranting? Always about me can't the whole city experience silence away from your home. Everyone knows you've been going after moniker with (f) so what are you trying to do. They won't even be bothered if you pick someone else tongue abeg no mention my name again for you Yama Yama talk o. In other news sent4rina how are you bae? LogoDwhiz I sight you o every other citizen I greet u grin

Precious i'm doing fine. Hope you are enjoying your work?

NB: na God i take beg una o, make u na leave dis precious 4 neck o, abi na by force dem dey marry ni'.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 7:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
I feel like commenting
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 7:05pm On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:


Lemme give u another brain teaser.


A man lives on the 17th floor of a building. When he wants to go for work, he walks to the elevator press the 1 button. Then he goes down.


But at the day's close, he enters the elevator press the 9th button. Then he drops at the 9th floor and he climbs the stairs to cover the remaining floors of his journey.

So tell, why does he press the 9th instead of the 17th button.

Ehmm... he is short...his hands can't reach the 17th floor button
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 7:12pm On Dec 21, 2015
nathoneal:


Ehmm... he is short...his hands can't reach the 17th floor button

That's right.


But do you know someone can give another answer contrary to this and it will seem right.


Cc:Kbs468
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 7:15pm On Dec 21, 2015
lonngmann:
I feel like commenting

You've commented already
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 7:20pm On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:


That's right.


But do you know someone can give another answer contrary to this and it will seem right.


Cc:Kbs468

Yea...Open ended teaser
Another option could be
He has a gal friend on the 9th Floor, where he cools off before using the stairs to his floor...

grin grin grin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by lonngmann(m): 7:22pm On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:



You've commented already

Thanks Mr president
Your acknowledgement and endorsement of my post mean alot to me
Now I can go back to observing
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 7:23pm On Dec 21, 2015
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New faces. Kindly join in by doing your introduction
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:24pm On Dec 21, 2015
LogoDWhiz:


Lemme give u another brain teaser.


A man lives on the 17th floor of a building. When he wants to go for work, he walks to the elevator press the 1 button. Then he goes down.


But at the day's close, he enters the elevator press the 9th button. Then he drops at the 9th floor and he climbs the stairs to cover the remaining floors of his journey.

So tell, why does he press the 9th instead of the 17th button.

Chai! Una wan kii me? 127 mentions between yesterday and this hour?

I think I have to select what to reply and what not to reply today because I will soon go watch my ARSENAL play MAN CITY @9pm and the ones involving my romantic affair shall be given priority


In another news, JOSE MOURINHO has been given the go ahead to take over from LVG at MAN UNITED and I believe this will interest Armynu


Now to ur teaser,
#1
its could be because of the differences in time luxury while leaving and when returning home

#2
Because of free flow acceleration influence on the elevator when descending as against the slow nature when ascending on it

#3
May be due to a faulty operation at that level leading to delayance from past experience

#4
May be his decision to make that a daily routine as an act of exercise to keep fit

#5
Everything is indirectly linked to the issue of patience and convenience
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sent4rina: 7:25pm On Dec 21, 2015
Gòod evening to you all.. I hope you all enjoy your day (from all what have read so far, i knw you all did enjoyed to the fullest).

Sincerely speaking you guys have covered alot on here. I was amazed to see the number of pages you have opened within the time frame i left this place.

Where would i start from sef, i saw alot of mentioning from you guys (particularly from DTOBS accusing me of dating his G/frnd).

I was also alleged by Ksb468 for snatching mr president's 1st lady (who does dat : abi na only me waka come!).


FYI, I am a cool guy and i always try as much as possible to keep a low profile.

Any news concerning TT?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by oluwafirefunmi(f): 7:25pm On Dec 21, 2015
I haven't made up my mind yet. But it's probably going to be Cross River, Oyo and Abuja.
LogoDWhiz:



Eko wenjele. Nice.


Where would u like to serve?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by HappySmokey(m): 7:26pm On Dec 21, 2015
check page 297
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 7:28pm On Dec 21, 2015
lonngmann:

Thanks Mr president Your acknowledgement and endorsement of my post mean alot to me Now I can go back to observing
Uwc!
Don't go back jhor.
Contribute to the matter at hand
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 7:29pm On Dec 21, 2015
Good evening missprudence and welcome. Good you are joining us on a day we are unofficially discussing the unofficial time table relating NYSC and our teeming Youth

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