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| At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 10:17pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
At Heaven!!! Lalasticlala : Omo, me I don tire for dis place ooo!!! When God go judge us na!!! Fawaz : ogbeni, its better you farabale ooo!!! You suppose to dey pray say na heaven u want instead of complaining!!! (Na dat time angels come enter with exam booklets for dia wings) Angel Jubril: On your feet everybody All: (we all stand up) Angel Mikail : This is a good news to everyone, God said we should distribute these booklets to you all Tosyne2much : Shoro niyen sha, is that a good news  Goodheart02 : oyami lenu ooo Angel Mikail: God said the person that writes completely all his sins will gain freedom to Al jannah... And that the number of booklets you collect is the number of rewards you'll get!!! Irunoobo : WOW!!! Angel, give me 55 booklet§ first!!! Angel: you will all start with one booklet each!!! Agentofcheat : Abeg gimme one kia kia!!! Angel: (they gave us all a booklet each) After 2 minutes Mbkite : extra sheet pls 247frolicboss : pls this pen is not working again ooo!!! Angel jubril : maysdrays, why are you eating your paper Don't you know its a sin?Maysdrays : I want to show you all that I sin a lot when it comes to food All: laughing Angel: Fawaz, why are you not writing Fawaz : the only sin I sinned is what I trying to remember na!!! Akaystum : I'm in need of a booklet and an unexhaustible pen pls!!! Dominzy : smuthy101, oya come and hug me!!! Angel: is better you face your work orelse Davidovic : orelse what Abeg gimme a new booklet pls!!Palmwinetapper : I'm tired of writing oooo!!! Stupidity : Extra sheet pls!!! Biz2get : Another booklet please!!! Angel: Fawaz, I think God gave u Al-jannat key!!! Fawaz: Sure na!!! Angel: Submit ur paper and leave!!! Turn right you'll see the gate to your place!! Fawaz: thanks jawe angel Gist4kidsblog : Ah, angel!!! U dey do ojoro ooo!!! Sheybi dis is d boy dat do abuse me!!! Angel: Story for the gods ooo!!! Filebd : Angel, can I follow him Angel: continue your work jare my friend!!! (Angel Mikail and Angel Jubril then disappear, na so everybody come they shout) Watch out for part 2!!! |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by libertyfather(m): 10:23pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Op what happened to all those members you mentioned above? 2015 has come to an end that ur playing with heaven, anyway it's none of my business |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 10:30pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
libertyfather:I can't give an answer to that o, as I don dey heaven already!!!! |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by libertyfather(m): 10:32pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
OlayinkaFawaz: Heaven is for the dead, what a pity you dint make 2016  |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 10:37pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
libertyfather:Surprisingly, I'm already there..... In full speed like usain bolt!!!! 2016 Welcomed me already!!! |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by omaigala12(m): 11:44pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
I don't get it I tot dis was sopoz to be a joke forum |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 3:41am On Dec 23, 2015 |
omaigala12:But you're always crying anytime you come here!! Ehya, sorry o........ Maybe you should complain to seun!!!! |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 4:16am On Dec 23, 2015 |
Just Have To Post Some things on here..... No disgusting comments pls..... I believe Nairaland is a dustbin for my posts... *I will curse any man that woo any woman, don't you know that women are the one to toast? Even the world "women" says "woo men" and "woman" says "woo man". *how can you face your problem when your face is your problem *Pidgin is the only language where question and answer can be the same thing. Question: Light dey? Answer: Light dey." *Guy: nice meeting u Girl: my pleasure Guy: which skul do u attend? Girl: lautech HND2, what of u? Guy: ibadan poly 400level" *BIG WAHALA is When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. RIP in advance!!!"" *Badluck is when u wear "My Oga At The Top" shirt and then get into trouble with Civil Defence officers. ww.seriousbeatings Datz all." *If u enta some pples room at nyt, U will c Ant,Rat,centipid,cockroach,Cricket,Mosquito,wall gecko,spider Abeg ur room na Animal planet?" *I had no other choice than to stop toasting this babe when she told me she was having Headache all over her body"* *Trying To kill A Snake That got Into ur Room In The Middle of The Night with A Stick. Then NEPA suddenly 'Takes The light'"R.I.P* *SHIFT-DELETE SLAP: Slap that makes u forget instantly what u were doing..u find urself asking questions like "What did I do?" *A baby is never a mistake or a surprise, u had sex without a condom.. What were u expecting? A PLASMA TV? Or A RANGE ROVER?" *That Awkward moment when you hear footsteps while watching a porn movie,and u try to mute it but accidentally turn the volume all the way up" *Drinks: N500. Dinner: N1500. Hotel room N3500. The look on his face when she said, "I'm on my period": Priceless.”"BADMARKET *You can't recite 32 States in Nigeria, But you can mention close to 75 Hotels and 52 Clubs with no Pause...I hail Oh!!!" *There's a reason ur boo doesn't take pictures with you, don't force it with picmix" *A girl that cannot cook is partially Useless; Ph.D cannot turn to Egusi soup"* Are you tired of life Don't because you're tired of life post rubbish in here.... |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by tosyne2much(m): 6:31am On Dec 23, 2015 |
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| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 6:35am On Dec 23, 2015 |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by goodheart02(m): 9:11am On Dec 23, 2015 |
This guy set ehh....Funny dude. Great job. |
| Re: At Heaven With Nairalanders........ by OlayinkaFawaz(m): 9:30am On Dec 23, 2015 |
goodheart02:Hmmm, thanks!!! |
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