At Heaven!!!

Lalasticlala : Omo, me I don tire for dis place ooo!!! When God go judge us na!!!

Fawaz : ogbeni, its better you farabale ooo!!! You suppose to dey pray say na heaven u want instead of complaining!!!

(Na dat time angels come enter with exam booklets for dia wings)

Angel Jubril: On your feet everybody

All: (we all stand up)

Angel Mikail : This is a good news to everyone, God said we should distribute these booklets to you all

Tosyne2much : Shoro niyen sha, is that a good news

Goodheart02 : oyami lenu ooo

Angel Mikail: God said the person that writes completely all his sins will gain freedom to Al jannah... And that the number of booklets you collect is the number of rewards you'll get!!!

Irunoobo : WOW!!! Angel, give me 55 booklet§ first!!!

Angel: you will all start with one booklet each!!!

Agentofcheat : Abeg gimme one kia kia!!!

Angel: (they gave us all a booklet each)

After 2 minutes

Mbkite : extra sheet pls

247frolicboss : pls this pen is not working again ooo!!!

Angel jubril : maysdrays, why are you eating your paper Don't you know its a sin?

Maysdrays : I want to show you all that I sin a lot when it comes to food

All: laughing

Angel: Fawaz, why are you not writing

Fawaz : the only sin I sinned is what I trying to remember na!!!

Akaystum : I'm in need of a booklet and an unexhaustible pen pls!!!

Dominzy : smuthy101, oya come and hug me!!!

Angel: is better you face your work orelse

Davidovic : orelse what Abeg gimme a new booklet pls!!

Palmwinetapper : I'm tired of writing oooo!!!

Stupidity : Extra sheet pls!!!

Biz2get : Another booklet please!!!

Angel: Fawaz, I think God gave u Al-jannat key!!!

Fawaz: Sure na!!!

Angel: Submit ur paper and leave!!! Turn right you'll see the gate to your place!!

Fawaz: thanks jawe angel

Gist4kidsblog : Ah, angel!!! U dey do ojoro ooo!!! Sheybi dis is d boy dat do abuse me!!!

Angel: Story for the gods ooo!!!

Filebd : Angel, can I follow him

Angel: continue your work jare my friend!!!

(Angel Mikail and Angel Jubril then disappear, na so everybody come they shout)


Watch out for part 2!!!

Op what happened to all those members you mentioned above? 2015 has come to an end that ur playing with heaven, anyway it's none of my business

libertyfather:
Op what happened to all those members you mentioned above? 2015 has come to an end that ur playing with heaven, anyway it's none of my business

I can't give an answer to that o, as I don dey heaven already!!!!

OlayinkaFawaz:

I can't give an answer to that o, as I don dey heaven already!!!!

Heaven is for the dead, what a pity you dint make 2016

libertyfather:


Heaven is for the dead, what a pity you dint make 2016

Surprisingly, I'm already there.....
In full speed like usain bolt!!!!
2016 Welcomed me already!!!

I don't get it I tot dis was sopoz to be a joke forum

omaigala12:
I don't get it I tot dis was sopoz to be a joke forum

But you're always crying anytime you come here!!
Ehya, sorry o........
Maybe you should complain to seun!!!!

Just Have To Post Some things on here.....

No disgusting comments pls.....

I believe Nairaland is a dustbin for my posts...

*I will curse any man that woo any woman, don't you know that women are the one to toast?
Even the world "women" says "woo men" and "woman" says "woo man".

*how can you face your problem when your face is your problem

*Pidgin is the only language where question and answer can be the same thing.
Question: Light dey?
Answer: Light dey."

*Guy: nice meeting u
Girl: my pleasure
Guy: which skul do u attend?
Girl: lautech HND2, what of u?
Guy: ibadan poly 400level"

*BIG WAHALA is When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. RIP in advance!!!""

*Badluck is when u wear "My Oga At The Top" shirt and then get into trouble with Civil Defence officers. ww.seriousbeatings Datz all."

*If u enta some pples room at nyt, U will c Ant,Rat,centipid,cockroach,Cricket,Mosquito,wall gecko,spider Abeg ur room na Animal planet?"

*I had no other choice than to stop toasting this babe when she told me she was having Headache all over her body"*

*Trying To kill A Snake That got Into ur Room In The Middle of The Night with A Stick. Then NEPA suddenly 'Takes The light'"R.I.P*

*SHIFT-DELETE SLAP: Slap that makes u forget instantly what u were doing..u find urself asking questions like "What did I do?"

*A baby is never a mistake or a surprise, u had sex without a condom.. What were u expecting? A PLASMA TV? Or A RANGE ROVER?"

*That Awkward moment when you hear footsteps while watching a porn movie,and u try to mute it but accidentally turn the volume all the way up"

*Drinks: N500. Dinner: N1500. Hotel room N3500. The look on his face when she said, "I'm on my period": Priceless.”"BADMARKET

*You can't recite 32 States in Nigeria, But you can mention close to 75 Hotels and 52 Clubs with no Pause...I hail Oh!!!"

*There's a reason ur boo doesn't take pictures with you, don't force it with picmix"

*A girl that cannot cook is partially Useless; Ph.D cannot turn to Egusi soup"*

Are you tired of life
Don't because you're tired of life post rubbish in here....

tosyne2much:

This guy set ehh....Funny dude. Great job.

goodheart02:
This guy set ehh....Funny dude. Great job.

Hmmm, thanks!!!