Kbs468:


I was forcefully exiled from NYSC thread oo with the other post I uploaded earlier on. But I did mentioned the entire Citizens nauw with a post on a thread about MAN UNITED or so, since most of us the regulars here don't bother checking mentions, nobody except Prettjo who actually shared the comment.


Don't mind DTOBS who claims to be a person of God but ended up partying hard with somebody's wife and was even looking forward to having another date. Imagine that?

My Spixytinxy knows me very well that I don't do alcohol, I can't be found in a gutter like he claimed. Olasum, thank God you've not made a rash decision against me in favour of DTOBS, else see the hand writing on the wall now. well probably he is jealous of my going after classy ladies whom I groom to become women of substance that's why

I understand.
Didn't see the mention tho.


I guess he's only peddling rumours because he wants to snatch your wives

ruthobaz:
Yes it has. On the notice it was written 'approved result' and the date

Wow. If that being the case. Then you can very much make it.
Go to your SA and enquire about what needs to be done so as to be mobilized.

I'd advise you also go for clearance early Jan.

DTOBS:

Presy and you talking as if everything didn't happen in your very presence. She jilted me and went with Sent4rina. And I was adviced by spixytnxy to find another companion since man shall/should not leave alone.

Kbs468 will take it like that ni ooo...

Take what? your adulterous nature? and to think that you are going after my two paradise sent honeys? let me not even say anything and just listen to what Citizens would say about all that transpired in my absence with regards to your actions

DTOBS:
Hmmmm....presyyyyyy.....I roll everyone!!!!!

Females only

spixytinxy:
y hmmm, oya mk ur choice joor or do u want d both of dem, if a man can Av two wives, I don't c any reason y a woman can't Av two husband.

this is a good idea

DTOBS:
spixytnxy, party is over. Go home ooooo....

Olasum, where art thou now, please I need you bring me out of this mute zone!

thinking

Olasum:
thinking

Babe, how long e go take for you to fall in love...igba melo lo ma gba e, lati fall in love...

Olasum:
this is a good idea

Babe, it is not...this is devil's plan oooo.....

Kbs468:


Take what? your adulterous nature? and to think that you are going after my two paradise sent honeys? let me not even say anything and just listen to what Citizens would say about all that transpired in my absence with regards to your actions

Kbs468, I'm loyal to your office as the head of our ministry in which my agency is one of! But at the same time, I couldn't recollect when you add Olasum to the list of your numerous wives, moreover, why are you behaving like a Nigerian politician (self centered).
Leave Olasum alone for me.....

LogoDWhiz:



Sure u can

But I think you have to register first and then apply for the exclusion letter.

Cc: kbs468
Armynu

Well, the only way to be given an exception from service is when you are above 30 years of age as at the time of graduation

Or you have a military background by virtue of being a military, police, Navy, Airforce, Civil Defence, immigration, Road safety or any other uniformed officer duly recognized constitutionally or just finished from NDA

Or you undertook a part-time program for your Degree. How ever if you fall outside the above mentioned criteria for exemption, the only way out is for you to meet with your Dean Students Affairs and explain Situation of things to him so that they will write or mail NYSC that after REGISTRATION, EXEMPTION LETTER should be prepared for you rather than CALL-UP

cc
aramideji

LogoDWhiz:




I understand.
Didn't see the mention tho.


I guess he's only peddling rumours because he wants to snatch your wives

This is conspiracy... LogoDwhiz, so you too en...? No wahala.... continue
Kbs468, why can't you just rake care of spixytnxy and let Olasum be...

DTOBS:
This is conspiracy... LogoDwhiz, so you too en...? No wahala.... continue Kbs468, why can't you just rake care of spixytnxy and let Olasum be...

Lol!
Why do u keep having 'issues' with other people's wives.
Stick to yours.

DTOBS:

Babe, it is not...this is devil's plan oooo.....

Olasum, ti o ba ri oun ti DTOBS nba orogun e dan wo? eni ti on pe ni devil nisin yi.

Spixytinxy shey your eyes don open now, make I no mention too much, last one naa glutton, now naa devil, why you come disgrace me like this? all because I dey sincere with you about Olasum

LogoDWhiz:




Gof bless you my brother.

I wish things can just speed up.


Kbs468 countdown should start by Jan1.

OK I actually began yesterday sha, may be l should copy the post to this place, may be it was after the post that the call to order was posted yesterday

greatestman:
What is your say about this combination? Which of them I will be most likely posted to?
My state of origin : Adamawa
My State of residence :Adamawa
My School Location : Adamawa
My proposed states :
Nassarawa
Kaduna
Taraba

Cc:
Kbs468
Armynu
LogoDWhiz
Yanabasee
Dominion92
Et al
Any one should help me with the permutation....

Like LogoDWhiz said, Nasarawa would be an easy one for you as most of your colleagues who are from the south would likely go Southern Nigeria with their choices while Indigenes like you would mostly stick to within your zone and North West area, thus paving the way for you to fill the Nasarawa camp quota for your school

Kbs468:


OK I actually began yesterday sha, may be l should copy the post to this place, may be it was after the post that the call to order was posted yesterday

Okay.

Anytime you feel right is okay. It's a countdown.


But btw, what are we counting down to?

Camping or Registration?

This was exactly what I posted yesterday with moniker, time and date after my discovery of what was going on.

Kbs468 (m ): 10:03am On Dec 23

FOLLOWING THE REVELATION ON THE UNOFFICIAL NYSC TIME TABLE IN CIRCULATION, OUR COUNTDOWN HAS NOW TAKEN A NEW SHAPE AND IT'S AS FOLLOWS

IT'S EXACTLY 70 DAYS TO NYSC BATCH A 2016 CAMPING EXERCISE SLATED FOR 2nd MARCH

WHILE

THE ONLINE REGISTRATION FOR BOTH FOREIGN AND LOCALLY TRAINED GRADUATES SCHEDULED FOR FEBRUARY 1st IS 40 DAYS FROM TODAY.

I AM DEDICATING THIS POST TO DTOBS AND OLUWANIMODUROTI1 WHO ARE CELEBRATING THEIR BIRTHDAYS TODAY, I AM WISHING YOU BOTH THE BEST LIFE HAS ON OFFER #LLAP

NOTE: I AM SORRY TO WHOEVER FELT DISAPPOINTED WITH THIS POST BUT I HAD NO CHOICE THAN TO DO IT BECAUSE I was banned by antispam bot on NYSC for the below post of which I don't know what offence is in it.
And the ban expires on December 24 at 12:28am

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

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Pls do give a mention separately if your Moniker is missing.

NOTE: DO NOT QUOTE THIS PIECE AS DOING SO USUALLY LEADS TO SPAMMING OF MENTIONS, HOWEVER YOU CAN LIKE OR SHARE IT

Sign: ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MINISTER OF INFORMATION GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

Nice one kbs468.
But there's a mistake in my name though 'z' instead of 'w'

Kbs468:


Chai Spixytinxy, you wan murder people ba? 2 days old babies and this is what you do about tarnishing my image?

eh eh eh, c my hussy ooo, for good nine month no partying, abeg free me oooo. Mk I njoy my life. Aye oo pemeji

ukjerry:

Helpful..
Thanks

One last question..my date of birth(94) doesn't tally with d one uploaded in our results(93)...is there a problem 4 me here ?? I don't know if it will b a barrier.

Will copy my bro to help you with that information.

Cc:
Kbs468

Kbs468:


is it because there are no renowned clergy men in our City or what? you and Oluwanimoduroti1 calls yourselves Man and Woman of God, yet you both partied hard, drank and shacked all your way yesterday on your birthday and you want me to do same when my Spixytinxy just put to bed? I am not a murderer ooo pls

he he he. Free me ooo. It is my turn to shine

my moniker is Gosj01 and not Gosjo1 ...
Pls take note

Kbs468:


Olasum, ti o ba ri oun ti DTOBS nba orogun e dan wo? eni ti on pe ni devil nisin yi.

Spixytinxy shey your eyes don open now, make I no mention too much, last one naa glutton, now naa devil, why you come disgrace me like this? all because I dey sincere with you about Olasum

Dtobs I suppose vex ooo, bt cos of our Saturday owambe I forgive u, tailor don even dey sew my clothe. Tank God Olasum is around, she would tk care of d twins.

Nice one kbs468.
But there's a mistake in my name though 'z' instead of 'w'

Armynu:


Will copy my bro to help you with that information.

Cc:
Kbs468

@ Ukjerry, either 94 or 93 doesn't matter as far as it is not below 85 that could exempt you from service and you can always make the correction in Camp while filling out your information or better still, a Waec scratch card of #300 from first Bank will do the magic during online registration. above all, the most important thing is the day and month that should always tally, else you might face difficulty during online confirmation of your name from the approved Senate list of your school.

Gosj01:
my moniker is Gosj01 and not Gosjo1 ...
Pls take note

Cc: kbs468

LogoDWhiz:
Nice one kbs468.
But there's a mistake in my name though 'z' instead of 'w'

OK typo I believe..
Gosj01....copied too.

Kbs468:

OK typo I believe..
Gosj01....copied too.

Weldone!

DTOBS:

Kbs468, I'm loyal to your office as the head of our ministry in which my agency is one of! But at the same time, I couldn't recollect when you add Olasum to the list of your numerous wives, moreover, why are you behaving like a Nigerian politician (self centered).
Leave Olasum alone for me.....

hmmmmn not again with this your loyalty fairy tale, so you were claiming same to pressy and you were back biting him through impeachment propaganda with our own National media resources.

Now you you do same to me by cheating on me with my two days old twin babies Mama Spixytinxy and I believe this is the final nail on your coffin over Olasum affairs with me

spixytinxy:
as I don born, sisi don start be dat ooo, can't miss party jollof rice, nd me want to pakulumo. Olasum is very very free, me na omo elepo ooo. Suitors don full ground

whatever but please always heed doctor's advice by letting our babies grow a bit OK. Oya come and make the jollof and fry the plantain I bought yesterday as I have cut some. see for yourself

DTOBS:
I no get anything for mind oooo.... Kbs468 is around now ooooo just come and slip over for proper arrangements!

I no blame you. l blame my wife-Spixytinxy wey attend your birthday party

DTOBS:
Please who knows the whereabout of Kbs468, he was not at my bday party...and he's still not here.

Thank God everyone is aware of the reason for my perceived absence which you took advantage of