Decker:


I lied to someone about something just for my own selfish gain. My God, I am such a bad person.

God forbid, hell is not my portion. Tufiakwa!

Being buried alive still involves suffocation. It's still in the same category as drowning. But scarier!
I don't want thunder, I don't want any of the above. Please don't report me to Him. Please, or do you want me to cry?

I won't win. Do you want to place a bet?

I meant heart. It was a typo!

Decker, are you sure you're okay ?

Hahahahahh tut tut. Does the lie put the person in any danger ?

Hmm so would you rather I buried you alive and stuck a hole at the top so you can breathe... It'll only make your death longer...

Are you sure you don't need medicine. This sudden niceness of yours is alarming oo. I wouldn't like to see you cry... I'd imagine it'd take a lot to make a Bully like yourself cry

I thought you were born again. Doesn't the Bible say something about gambling . The list I'm writing to my bestie...

Oya say the whole sentence let me hear..

Una two don start again. Am in pain about my bestow and my new love and you guys are here ranting rubbish. Dis guy will not kill me with calls.

Reminds Me Of That Saying...."In Every Relationship There's Always A Friend Who Secretly Wishes It Ends"

Decker:


Bro, I am really sorry oh. I don't know what got inside me.

You can blame the devil
or GEJ
or both

YourMain:


Decker, are you sure you're okay ?

Hahahahahh tut tut. Does the lie put the person in any danger ?

Hmm so would you rather I buried you alive and stuck a hole at the top so you can breathe... It'll only make your death longer...

Are you sure you don't need medicine. This sudden niceness of yours is alarming oo. I wouldn't like to see you cry... I'd imagine it'd take a lot to make a Bully like yourself cry

I thought you were born again. Doesn't the Bible say something about gambling . The list I'm writing to my bestie...

Oya say the whole sentence let me hear..

Of course I am okay.

No it doesn't. It's an I win and you lose kind of situation.

If you want to kill me, just shoot me with a gun, so that I will die fast and quick. All those methods you are mentioning are sadistic and wicked.

What sudden niceness? No, see eh, I actually have a soft heart o. If you report me to God, I will cry. Please naw, promise me you won't report me. Promise?

This is not actually gambling or is it? Ooooh! I don't want to sin again.

What list? I cross my heart and hope to die. I will be nice to you from now on and beyond.

BUTCHCASSIDY:


You can blame the devil
or GEJ
or both

Add Buhari to the equation. I blame the three of them.

Xone3:

No I wasn't crushing on him o. He just happens to be a good guy and I don't feel dress nothing bad dre. It's an ex boyfriend not ex husband now.

#AVeryGoodBaDtGuy


don't be surprised when he taste the kitty cat cause the law of diminishing return sha take place

Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.

@farano rocktation @lalasticlala

go for it my sister... this is a ruthless year.. seize the bae, settle down asap. her loss

I don't even know how to answer your case

Decker:


Of course I am okay.

No it doesn't. It's an I win and you lose kind of situation.

If you want to kill me, just shoot me with a gun, so that I will die fast and quick. All those methods you are mentioning are sadistic and wicked.

What sudden niceness? No, see eh, I actually have a soft heart o. If you report me to God, I will cry. Please naw, promise me you won't report me. Promise?

This is not actually gambling or is it? Ooooh! I don't want to sin again.

What list? I cross my heart and hope to die. I will be nice to you from now on and beyond.

you have this side??! Like.. You can actually be like this.. Lmfao! This girl has triggered something!!

Decker:


Of course I am okay.

No it doesn't. It's an I win and you lose kind of situation.

If you want to kill me, just shoot me with a gun, so that I will die fast and quick. All those methods you are mentioning are sadistic and wicked.

What sudden niceness? No, see eh, I actually have a soft heart o. If you report me to God, I will cry. Please naw, promise me you won't report me. Promise?

This is not actually gambling or is it? Ooooh! I don't want to sin again.

What list? I cross my heart and hope to die. I will be nice to you from now on and beyond.

Are you sure I'm scared oo. I'm only a small gehl you know..

Shooting is meant to really hurt though. Don't worry I won't kill. And if I have to I'll just lock you in the freezer... It's supposed to be the best way to go. Just like sleeping

Soft heart ke? Where ? Oya show me I want to see it. Open it. Let me see. You're actually fest you know. Did you take your drugs today. This one is strong thing oo. Using emojis and all

You are a child of God you shouldn't sin. Just send 10 goats and 10 cows to the person. God will forgive you.

Eh hein! So if I call you a gobshite now you'll say thank you Queen B ?

I say marry the guy. He has discovered that there is no perfect bride or marriage whether you study a woman for 3 years or 3 months. There is a reason people call it "settle down". Ask yourself: "Is he a kind man?" If he is, by all means go with him. She didn't want to marry him. Why should she withhold him from you? She cannot accuse you of spoiling her relationship since she did that with her own hands.

God don butter your bread jare.

Follow your heart...
Meanwhile check my signature

AfroKnight:
I say marry the guy. He has discovered that there is no perfect bride or marriage whether you study a woman for 3 years or 3 months. There is a reason people call it "settle down". Ask yourself: "Is he a kind man?" If he is, by all means go with him. She didn't want to marry him. Why should she withhold him from you? She cannot accuse you of spoiling her relationship since she did that with her own hands.

God don butter your bread jare.

Thanks o, but how to convince nd confuse my friend is the problem.she keeps calling the guy her boyfriend, she doesn't want to let go.

Xone3:

Thanks o, but how to convince nd confuse my friend is the problem.she keeps calling the guy her boyfriend, she doesn't want to let go.

Let the guy handle her. Tell him to sort out his business with her before taking your relationship to the next level.

Your friend has only just realized what she has lost. Since they broke up, she cannot call him her boyfriend anymore.

Ask the guy to clear things up for you. Honestly I troway salute for your guy. Time no dey. He see wetin e like, gbam! deal closed.

Or are you the one that advised her not to accept his proposal?

lmao,I just look at the OPs words and laugh in FOO language

kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwakwa



I hope you will put up your prewedding shots for us all soon,even a blind bat can see the writing on the wall





well you sure will not give us a feedback,so amma just sit here and watch you betray your friend,God forbid I keep a female friend sha

YourMain:


Are you sure I'm scared oo. I'm only a small gehl you know..

Shooting is meant to really hurt though. Don't worry I won't kill. And if I have to I'll just lock you in the freezer... It's supposed to be the best way to go. Just like sleeping

Soft heart ke? Where ? Oya show me I want to see it. Open it. Let me see. You're actually fest you know. Did you take your drugs today. This one is strong thing oo. Using emojis and all

You are a child of God you shouldn't sin. Just send 10 goats and 10 cows to the person. God will forgive you.

Eh hein! So if I call you a gobshite now you'll say thank you Queen B ?

Yourmain, you are scaring me o. Ah ah, you claim you are just a small girl, but you are imagining really really scary ways to kill someone. How will you lock someone in a freezer? That's bad, like really bad.

What drugs? This is me naw, this is how I always type.

Okay I will. But the person would kill the animals and eat them. Isn't that a bad thing? Killing poor animals, that didn't do anything?

Yes, I will let it slide.

obiorathesubtle:
you have this side??! Like.. You can actually be like this.. Lmfao! This girl has triggered something!!

Decker:


Yourmain, you are scaring me o. Ah ah, you claim you are just a small girl, but you are imagining really really scary ways to kill someone. How will you lock someone in a freezer? That's bad, like really bad.

What drugs? This is me naw, this is how I always type.

Okay I will. But the person would kill the animals and eat them. Isn't that a bad thing? Killing poor animals, that didn't do anything?

Yes, I will let it slide.

It's the nicest way to die na I'm being nice and you're complaining. I won't lock you in the freezer though you're too nice for that

Bhet why are you lying ? So the other things you've typed before this, that was someone else yeah ?

It's a good and a bad thing. If you kill the animals then they won't be able to kill plants and plants provide us with oxygen so... They win.

You're too nice oo. Did your deal work out

Decker:

you're not yourself man.. I dy find the reset button since.. You're using Smileys! you! Smileys?! You said you hated smileys! I remember when I saw that!

And you're talking all soft and human-like.. Unlike the real you.. .. Don't go into the light man!

End Time Tinzzzz

Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.

@farano rocktation @lalasticlala

It's not love. The guy is desperate for marriage. Please stay away from him.

All most all the girls here are hypocrites. Do you know why, they just spew stuffs lambasting the OP but if they are the one involved, they will do same after quietly thinking over it in their closet. Rather than, reason deductively, they allow emotion be cloud their judgement.
The girl is simply not ready to settle down and the guy is willing, and since you don't want sth, u deny another person that thing. It's not, as if they broke up due to cheating, or hot argument or cos the guy is bad. The main reason your friend is against it OP is that as a lady, she is gonna regret her decision of breaking up with him the moment she sees you in your wedding gown walking down the aisle. She will forever blame herself, and for this, she will prefer a stranger to you. My dear, she can leave, get married to him if you owe him. That's how your own script is written from heaven. It is not betrayal cos you dint cos their breakup up.

Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.


@farano rocktation @lalasticlala

GO FOR WHAT YOU WANT JAREE.

Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.

I won't advice it

But if you want to go ahead, you will have to forgo your friendship/acquainttance and he has to break all ties with her

YourMain:


It's the nicest way to die na I'm being nice and you're complaining. I won't lock you in the freezer though you're too nice for that

Bhet why are you lying ? So the other things you've typed before this, that was someone else yeah ?

It's a good and a bad thing. If you kill the animals then they won't be able to kill plants and plants provide us with oxygen so... They win.

You're too nice oo. Did your deal work out

Thank you for changing your mind. I can't imagine myself locked up in a freezer. Scary as hell.

I am not lying.

Nature knows how to balance itself. No matter how herbivores graze, they can never completely deplete the earth's vegetation. Them grasses will still grow.
That's why there are wild animals and sickness to maintain the natural order of things. Man shouldn't always be at the top of the food chain.

Not yet, but hopefully, it will.

Xone3:
Please O! Is there anything wrong to date a friend's ex. The thing is they were in a relationship for a while, the guy was serious about settling down but things didn't really work out cos my friend wanted to take things slow and d guy was bent on getting married soon. So, they eventually broke up and the guy asked me out.
Mind you, I am single, ready and willing to settle. Abeg no b God butter my bread. Now my friend said over her dead body. Help me o, am not getting any younger. The thing is they aren't ever getting back and he seriously wants to settle down. He is a nice person and even after saying No he keeps on coming back. He is pestering me a lot and I kinda like him.

@farano rocktation @lalasticlala

...And who told you dey will not f*ck themselves after he eventually marries you. Wake up, dont tink you are smart.

this is a dangarouse game

just back out

it will do you more harm in the long run

The operative word here is 'Ex'...kwantinu ya life

Go ahead and marry him jorh, your friend is selfish, she don't want to marry him yet she doesn't want someone else to have him.

I bet he suddenly became desirable to her when she realised how much you adored him.

Life is too short; ''one man's trash may be another man's meal''

YourMain:
I think you should talk to your friend and get her feelings. If she was honestly your friend she'd be okay with it

ok for where.she shouldn't even try to go close to where she is, not to talk of having a convo.lai lai.it won't work.even if her friend is married,she won't take that,not to talk of when she's single I guess.if you guys are compatible,and you're not the cause of their break up.abeg go ahead jare.na she born you,abi na she create you.if you don't even know her nko.won't the guy move on?be carefull with your friend but go ahead with the guy.provided what's between you aint infatuations.

YourMain:


Decker, are you sure you're okay ?

Hahahahahh tut tut. Does the lie put the person in any danger ?

Hmm so would you rather I buried you alive and stuck a hole at the top so you can breathe... It'll only make your death longer...

Are you sure you don't need medicine. This sudden niceness of yours is alarming oo. I wouldn't like to see you cry... I'd imagine it'd take a lot to make a Bully like yourself cry

I thought you were born again. Doesn't the Bible say something about gambling . The list I'm writing to my bestie...

Oya say the whole sentence let me hear..

WHATSAPP...ever heard about this app? you two should take this drama there pls lest I report u to lala. love birds