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Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by jmoore(m): 1:51pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
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Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by thorpido(m): 2:02pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
Patience,patience,patience. If you can't accommodate a partner farting,you are yet to mature in marriage. 5 Likes |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Cutehector(m): 2:14pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
Just look at her ugly face 2 Likes |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by PresVA: 2:31pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
"The husband then managed to calm his wife down and get back into bed - but committed the ultimate act of betrayal by blowing off yet again." 4 Likes |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Pidggin(f): 2:58pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
Why can't he fart in the toilet? Especially if it smells like rotten egg. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by lilmax(m): 3:09pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
thorpido:it doesn't make sense. This is one thing I cannot stand 1 Like |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by thorpido(m): 3:26pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
lilmax:When you marry and your kids do it what will you do? I want you to know that people can be ill and then they do it uncontrollably.It's natural and you will have to tolerate some things. 2 Likes |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by crackhaus: 3:31pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
See her face like fart itself... 2 Likes |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by crackhaus: 3:36pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
lilmax:Lol...different people with different traits though. I have an ex whom anytime I wanted her to laugh her brains out especially when we have disagreements, I would let out a loud fart - I honestly don't know what she found so funny with my fart. And if you see this chic outside, you'll think she doesn't shit. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by nnamdibig(m): 8:49pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
People dey ooo When I know couple that are always on fart competition. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Bolade005: 9:21pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
lilmax:Oh so you'll leave for somewhere every time you want to fart? Just like thorpido said, if you cannot tolerate and accommodate your partner's fart, then you are yet to mature in marriage. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Nobody: 10:23pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
Kai. Worst thing that can happen to you is receiving fart in your duvet during cold period. You can't even run away . The police should have charged the man sef. Winter fart can be cancerous. 4 Likes |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Exponental(m): 5:44am On Dec 27, 2015 |
thanks to my spouse for her understanding! 1 Like |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by surrogatesng: 2:20pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
see her face,useless woman |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Nobody: 5:36pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Bolade005: If you don't understand that farting uncontrollably in your spouse's presence is disrespectful and disgusting, then you don't have proper manners. I guess you will find your wife hot if she contaminates the air with noisy farts. It will surely keep the passion alive. 1 Like |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Bolade005: 8:49pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Mindfulness:It is not in your place to tell me about manners. Are you even married? I don't know about noisy farts but I'd prefer subtle farts. It's the aroma that keeps the passion alive not the noise 1 Like |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Nobody: 9:42pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Bolade005: It is as much my place as it is yours to tell others that silently inhaling smelly fumes is a sign of maturity. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by EfemenaXY: 9:33am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Disgusting habit. But guess what, I'm guilty of doing it too! Works everytime I want hubby to vacate the choicest sofa so I can watch my favourite program(s). The expression on his face? Hilarious! But he grabs the remote controls with him while leaving the sofa for me. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by jmoore(m): 10:01am On Dec 28, 2015 |
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Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Bolade005: 11:38am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Mindfulness:Will it be okay if it doesn't smell? |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Nobody: 11:40am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by Bolade005: 11:46am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Mindfulness:Smh. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by cococandy(f): 11:50am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Funny story. But her reaction though. Pepper spray?. I'm sure it's not only the fart that was upsetting her. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by freecocoa(f): 12:03pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
My mum must have been a saint then. My dad would fart and make a stern face, instructing us to call him "mazi" This woman no get joy sha. |
Re: Woman Attacks Husband For Farting by ronald4lif(m): 12:09pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
Unless one is indispose there's no point to fart in each other's presence. They can excuse themselves and use convenient places like toilets. I don't want to inhale toxic air coz we're a couple and I won't commit either. |
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