#351
Dedicated to all true Chelsea fans in the house!





vannesa, I greet you! How are you?
Your first time here i guess?

DTOBS:
#351
Dedicated to all true Chelsea fans on the house!





vannesa, I greet you! How are you?
Your first time here i guess?

Nope..

Agoro1:


Okay, so you’ve survived tertiary school. Your parents have attended your convocation ceremony. The school’s cleared you for graduation since the witches in your village didn’t give you a missing script or something.

Luckily, some parts of the registration process has been automated while others… not so much. Here are the things you need to do to have a hitch free NYSC.

1. Make sure your school’s Senate/Academic board sent your name to the NYSC office

This is important and short of typing in all caps, there’s no way to emphasise that your school MUST SEND YOUR NAME to the NYSC office. I have friends who are through with school since January yet still haven’t been called up because of this one reason.

2. Get to the NYSC portal and register

Create an account for yourself, if this is your first time. Login with your details if you already have an account but weren’t mobilised with the previous batch. The rest of the process should be familiar to any student.

You’ll need to upload passport photos, some documents (there’s a list in the next step) and a thumbscan. Unless you have a thumb scanning machine at home (if you do, your name should be high on EFCC watchlist), you’ll need to go to a cybercafe to get it done. Yeah they still exist.

3. Uploading documents (for foreign students)

You’ll need to upload a scan of the following documents –  first degree certificate, transcript of first degree, West African School Certificate/GCE/NECO or High School Diploma (if applicable), International Passport and letters of verification (for graduates of Institutions in Ghana, Benin Republic and any other Institution whose accreditation is in doubt).

If your documents are in another language apart from English, you’ll have to upload a translated version. Translations can be done at the embassy of the country you studied at. You can find more information here.

Local graduates

Local graduates have it a little easier. By verifying their matric number on the NYSC portal, most of their school credentials are available. They just need to upload their first degree certificate and West African School Certificate/GCE/NECO.

Both sets of graduates will be required to upload their signatures.

4. Verification of documents (for foreign students)

You do not need to go to NYSC Headquarters, Abuja to verify these documents. They’ll be inspected at the Orientation Camps. So take along the originals.

5. About Married People

If you’re married and have no desire to be separated from your boo, upload the following documents – marriage certificate, evidence of change of name, document showing your spouse’s place of residence.

6. Medical students

If you studied Medicine, Dentistry, Pharmacy or Medical Laboratory Science you are going to upload your registration certificates issued by the respective councils – Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN), Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN) and Medical Laboratory Science Council of Nigeria. If you don’t have them yet, go get them.

Once you have successfully uploaded all these documents, all that’s left to do is wait for your Call up letter.

7. Magic fingers

The waiting period is when you usually tell, threaten, beg, or bribe your network of family and friends to assist you in getting posted to a favourable place, like Lagos, Port Harcourt, Abuja, or Oyo state. Like they say in Lagos, Don’t dull yourself.

8. Collecting your call up letter

Eventually, Call up letters will be assigned and sent out to candidates. Both Local and foreign graduates can print their Call up letters online and have the number sent to their phone for the sum of three thousand Naira. If you decide to go the cheap route, head over to NYSC Headquarters in Abuja to get it. Payments can be made online on the portal.

This would be the easier option for foreign graduates but if they’d prefer, they can collect their call-up letters in person at Abuja. Take along your International Passport and other relevant documents.

Local graduates who also opt out of the N3,000 fee can collect their call-up numbers and letters at their respective schools.

9. Don’t get swindled

Payment of any kind of fees is to be done online at the NYSC portal or appropriate banks.


Photo Credit: NYSC

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Vannesa:

Nope..

pardon my negligence... just seing ur presence here for the first time tho

DTOBS:
Chelsea fans I hail una oooo....
Today is good for us oooooooo

Good with another draw soup? naa 16th position b that oo if Newcastle win EVERTON ooo

I know say naa only you like am like that

Kbs468:


Good with another draw soup? naa 16th position b that oo if Newcastle win EVERTON ooo

I know say naa only you like am like that

Newcastle can never win Everton...

Does clearance affects caller up

DTOBS:

Man u fans,we need you guys to discover where crude oil dey fast fast ooooo.....

Am mad right now!!!
And this just got me super charged!!!!!

Calling for van Gaal's head, I've had enough of his lazy, boring, strongheaded and passionless tactics.
It's high time we. parted ways.

Yes it is.

Season Greetings,This is a sample of our Time Table for '
PROPOSED NYSC 2016 BATCH "A" CORP .
1. 2016 Batch "A" Pre-Mobilization
Workshop. 5th - 9th Jan,2016
2. Briefing/Sensitization of Final
Year Students/Prospective Corps
Members. 12th - 16th Jan, 2016
3. Display of list of all approved
programmes for institutions on
NYSC portal for cross checking.
11th - 15th Jan, 2016
4. Collation of prospective Corps
Members' data by Corps producing
institutions. 11th - 18th Jan, 2016
5. Submission/Uploading of Senate/
Academic Board Approved Result for
Full/Part-Time Graduates and
revalidation lists by Corps Producing
Institutions (CPIs). 18th - 30th Jan,
2016
6. Uploading of corrected lists by
Corps Producing Institutions. 18th -
30th Jan, 2016
7. On-line registration by Foreign
and Locally trained Nigerian
Graduates. 1st - 25th Feb, 2016
8. Entertainment of compliants from
Prospective Corps Members by the
State Deployment & Relocation
Officers. 1st - 27th Feb, 2016
9. Forwarding compliants to
Mobilisation Department by State
Deployment & Relocation Officers.
1st - 27th Feb, 2016
10. On-line delivery of print-outs to
Corps Producing Institutions (CPIs).
25th - 27th Feb, 2016
11. Deployment and printing of call-
up letters by ICT. 25th Feb - 2nd
Mar, 2016
12. Notification/on-line printing of
call-up letters. 27th feb - 2nd Mar,
2016
13. 2016 Batch 'A' Orientation
Course. 2nd - 23rd Mar 2016
(Stream I). 30th Mar - 20th Apr 2016
(Stream II)
Please Note the reason we used the word "Sample Time
Table"is because the time table could be changed, we hope
is not changed.
Do well to share information.

Kbs468:


Hahahahahaha. Hmmmmn hypertension is deadlier than HIV ooo because I saw the day they were talking in secret oo. May b he went begging her after eating an humble pie or may be it's because I scared him away.

But still if U want to go ahead by following ur heart, then pls imform mjblinks about ur desire to give her a companion or are you divorcing her? U know I dont support secret love affairs nor concubanism

I'm yet to decide whether to date her or not because it seems DTOBS hav been stylishly begging me to back off. He stil want his boo back buh didn't know how to go about it ( though, i'v advised him to enteaties beg her maybe she will give him a 2nd chance).

I dnt knw my bae whereabout. At first i thought she went for shopping in dubai but i think she'd left for unknown country. I'm still patiently waiting for her tho buh truth be told i'm missing her like never before (harmattan factor u knw).

Ogochukwu67:
Does clearance affects call-up?

Naturally it should but above all, everything about mobilization depends on individual schools as every one of the schools has its own unique way of going about the mobilization.

Whatever it is though, one is expected to have completed the clearance before resuming Camp as I want to believe one of the camping requirements is the Statement of Result or Original Certificate which is only obtainable after clearance I suppose

Jamesdman:

Am mad right now!!!
And this just got me super charged!!!!!

Calling for van Gaal's head, I've had enough of his lazy, boring, strongheaded and passionless tactics.
It's high time we. parted ways.

Sowie bro! I can feel your pains...

You guys can be a little bit patient with him l, who knows philosophy can do the magic!

Ogochukwu67:
Does clearance affects caller up

Like Kbs468 has rightly said, the normal thing is that it should but at the same time, the only place where clearance is more effective now adays is when you want to collect your certi! Without completing your clearance, you can still be mobilized if your school send their approved senate list to NYSC portal and it has your name on it!
Knowing fully well that certificate can be collected later in the future so also clearance can be completed when you're about to do that!
But my advice is this, if you have time why don't you so the clearance once and foreall...#my2kadvicetho

Sent4rina:


I'm yet to decide whether to date her or not because it seems DTOBS hav been stylishly begging me to back off. He stil want his boo back buh didn't know how to go about it ( though, i'v advised him to enteaties beg her maybe she will give him a 2nd chance).

I dnt knw my bae whereabout. At first i thought she went for shopping in dubai but i think she'd left for unknown country. I'm still patiently waiting for her tho buh truth be told i'm missing her like never before (harmattan factor u knw).

I've moved on bro!
Haters can't stop me
cos am like Suarez....

DTOBS:

Babe, no be my first ooo...you no the kind blood wey dey run for this married men body and I no wan make somebody come break my head if he sees his wife with me....
No worry, when anytime he gives you free hand, owambe plenty die wey I still get b4 the end of this year...

na wa for u oooo

Kbs468:


No I can't force it on them either as my initial recommendation was because you are the first to give me babies, so I thought you should look unique among my other wives.

But there are other beautiful ones that are also stylish but not flamboyant anyway because me I prefer hairdo that speaks my taste and not for unnecessary rivalry and jealousy between you all or outsiders oo

really

Kbs468:



e b like say Na me go give you permanent mark abi na scar wey you go dey see to remember every day oo.

imagine you saying no b your first, and you no the Implication, still, you are looking to when I go give her chance for you to carry out your plans. Tk am easy na, dtobs is my frnd na

kapable75 come and see your friend oo and his grand plan. Shey I tell you say him dey use our media resources to him advantage nee baa. come and call him to order oo

Pressy LogoDWhiz warn your boy oo enheeeen

y na, free dtobs, he is my very good frnd

DTOBS:
#349

Dedicated to my humble self and my runaway boo, Airstarkane as well as Olasum who refuse to date me!

spixytnxy, I wud ave put ur name too as a friend ooo but u sabi your hussy nah, im blood dey hot big time...*no let am hear oooo*





My brother, thanks jawe.Me don leave im wife oooo Afterall na she come talk say she wan follow me go owambe...

Am running late for the show sef....

Dtobs na wa for u ooo, u Na my padi wey sure na, se u no wan come b my frnd cos of my husband, abeg no mind am him too like to dey joke

DTOBS:

pardon my negligence...
just seing ur presence here for the first time tho

Hmmmmm, u no dey waste time at all

spixytinxy:
Hmmmmm, u no dey waste time at all

Lol....It's not what you are thinking ooo....
Babe, that owambe too make sense....I almost miss my match sef!
You need to talk to your hussy ooo...im blood too dey hoy nah! wetin? he even talk say e go give me scar! imagine....

But you be my personal person nah anytime any day...

DTOBS:

Sowie bro! I can feel your pains...

You guys can be a little bit patient with him l, who knows philosophy can do the magic!

I believe it is the players that are intentionally losing their games so as to get van gaal fired.
My own opinion tho

MissOyin:

I believe it is the players that are intentionally losing their games so as to get van gaal fired.
My own opinion tho

Bae,are you saying they are taking a clue from the Chelsea team?...
BTW: you follow football too...?

@Besea.
Bisi, kindly come inside

DTOBS:

Bae,are you saying they are taking a clue from the Chelsea team?...
BTW: you follow football too...?

Yes they are. They are fed up wit van gaal so they want to get him fired like mourinho. Yes and am an arsenal fan

MissOyin:

Yes they are. They are fed up wit van gaal so they want to get him fired like mourinho. Yes and am an arsenal fan

I do not want to agree with anybody that man utd players are doing what Chelsea players did to MOU! one thing is sure,since the time of sir Alex Ferguson, man utd never had a good team worth winning any trophy but that baba was maintaining that team like that and when the time came for him to leave,he created a huge problem for the next coach.
May utd need a total revamping of the team! imagine a team that has fellaini as its striker... Lol

In other news, why you come be arsenal fans nah... You guys will chop it raw tonight ooooo...

DTOBS:

I do not want to agree with anybody that man utd players are doing what Chelsea players did to MOU! one thing is sure,since the time of sir Alex Ferguson, man utd never had a good team worth winning any trophy but that baba was maintaining that team like that and when the time came for him to leave,he created a huge problem for the next coach.
May utd need a total revamping of the team! imagine a team that has fellaini as its striker... Lol

In other news, why you come be arsenal fans nah... You guys will chop it raw tonight ooooo...

True tho. Anyways do u think leicester lost just like that nope. They lost so that we can top the table after we win tonight

MissOyin:

True tho. Anyways do u think leicester lost just like that nope. They lost so that we can top the table after we win tonight

Best u people can get is a draw

MissOyin:

True tho. Anyways do u think leicester lost just like that nope. They lost so that we can top the table after we win tonight

Lol... Leicester lost because they have to lose!... it's a must for them to lose cos that place is not for them! nor is it for arsenal too...

Body dey do me like say make December waka pass, make January come and go and make Feb come sharp sharp and can't even wait for march to enter...who is feeling the same way?

LogoDWhiz:



Best u people can get is a draw

Hoping for a win tho

DTOBS:

Lol... Leicester lost because they have to lose!... it's a must for them to lose cos that place is not for them! nor is it for arsenal too...

Okay