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Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Odunharry(m): 6:03pm On Dec 25, 2015
STENON:
None of the above
I understand you mean opposite
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Dec 25, 2015
CaroLyner:
it doess matters

Lol well I wont disappoint you dear smiley
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 8:10pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


I would have to give you a really heavy slap in order for it to come off completely. Do you still want me to wipe it? tongue

Lol well if you'd like to go to jail for assault. We all know what happens to men with no filters like yourself in prison wink.
Do you still want it wiped ?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 8:30pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


Lol well if you'd like to go to jail for assault. We all know what happens to men with no filters like yourself in prison wink.
Do you still want it wiped ?

Well, I won't be stupid to do that to you in Ireland. But even if I do, my defense would be that you asked me to. I'd tell the police that slaps like that sexually excite you and from time to time, you ask me to hit you, and even though I don't want to, you always pressure me to.

I will tell them that you are also psychologically unstable and this was just one of your outbursts and irrational actions.

I don't have any history of violence or assault on you or other women, so the police won't have anything on me.

I will get a very good lawyer to defend me. You'd lose the case like Arsenal always loses to Bayern.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 8:45pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


Well, I won't be stupid to do that to you in Ireland. But even if I do, my defense would be that you asked me to. I'd tell the police that slaps like that sexually excite you and from time to time, you ask me to hit you, and even though I don't want to, you always pressure me to.

I will tell them that you are also psychologically unstable and this was just one of your outbursts and irrational actions.

I don't have any history of violence or assault on you or other women, so the police won't have anything on me.

I will get a very good lawyer to defend me. You'd lose the case like Arsenal always loses to Bayern.

Hahaha do you think the justice system will favour you, A man over me a woman. Please. You're 100% going to jail.

Given my records with the police your argument that it sexually excites me wouldn't work lol sorry.

There's no proof I asked you to. I said you should make me wipe the blush off my face. I didn't say slap me.

And also. As it would show, you're the one with all the tantrums and outbursts. Everyone could bear witness to my very rational calm emotional state smiley.

Pele ehn.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 8:58pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


Hahaha do you think the justice system will favour you, A man over me a woman. Please. You're 100% going to jail.

Given my records with the police your argument that it sexually excites me wouldn't work lol sorry.

There's no proof I asked you to. I said you should make me wipe the blush off my face. I didn't say slap me.

And also. As it would show, you're the one with all the tantrums and outbursts. Everyone could bear witness to my very rational calm emotional state smiley.

Pele ehn.

What records? Since when did the police start keeping an inventory of everyone's sexual preference? Is that even possible? Such stuff are more of a partner to partner thing. No one else is permitted to know about it.

By the way, what's the proof that you didn't ask me to?

Calm state you say? I trust that the behavioral psychologists working with the police would be able to see through that your facade of calm and rational. They would definitely figure out a way to break through that facade and unleash the beast within, or I will have the pleasure of doing it for them. I know how to.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 9:01pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


What records? Since when did the police start keeping an inventory of everyone's sexual preference? Is that even possible?

By the way, what's the proof that you didn't ask me to?

Calm state you say? I trust that the behavioral psychologists working with the police would be able to see through that your facade of calm and rational. They would definitely figure out a way to break through that facade and unleash the beast within, or I will have the pleasure of doing it for them. I know how to.

Well they have records that I don't like it oo.

Since when do the police want proof that something didn't happen. Prove I did I ask you to.

Lol. You think you know how to push my buttons. I'd love to see you try. And of course they can't. I'm a lovely nice person and that's exactly what they'd see. smiley
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 9:10pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


Well they have records that I don't like it oo.

Since when do the police want proof that something didn't happen. Prove I did I ask you to.

Lol. You think you know how to push my buttons. I'd love to see you try. And of course they can't. I'm a lovely nice person and that's exactly what they'd see. smiley

And when last did you update this record? Don't you know that people develop attraction to certain kind of stuff, over the course of time? Bearing in mind that people aren't always honest when it comes to sharing such kind of detail with the public, especially when it involves a certain kind of deviation.

Well, when you present a case to the police, they will look at it from all angles. The angle of proof that you asked me to, and the angle of proof that you didn't ask me to.

I know how to push anyone's buttons, whether online or offline, except in rare cases.

If I can see through you, I think the professionals can.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 9:15pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


And when last did you update this record? Don't you know that people develop attraction to certain kind of stuff, over the course of time? Bearing in mind that people aren't always honest when it comes to sharing such kind of detail with the public, especially when it involves a certain kind of deviation.

Well, when you present a case to the police, they will look at it from all angles. The angle of proof that you asked me to, and the angle of proof that you didn't ask me to.

I know how to push anyone's buttons, whether online or offline, except few people like mrsphyno. That's why I said I found her intriguing.

If I can see through you, I think the professionals can.

Two years ago. Of course. People are dishonest about things that would make them look bad. Why be dishonest about something that would make you weaker ?

Hahahahhahaha. Then you'd do the same thing professionals did, send me to therapy for a couple of years. You'd still end up going to jail for assault.

Ehm. No when you present a case to the police, especially one involving assault. They do all things possible to serve the victim. And more than likely the person accused will end up punished. Their job afterwards is to make sure the victim is fine. Even your lawyer, would ask you to plead guilty cause then you would get a lesser sentence. And if he really wants to prove himself, he'd try to make me seem like a horrible person. Except he can't. Cause I'm not.

Lol so you think. I think you'd find it very difficult to push my buttons. Haha Awh poor baby. Pele.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 9:25pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


Two years ago. Of course. People are dishonest about things that would make them look bad. Why be dishonest about something that would make you weaker ?

Hahahahhahaha. Then you'd do the same thing professionals did, send me to therapy for a couple of years. You'd still end up going to jail for assault.

Ehm. No when you present a case to the police, especially one involving assault. They do all things possible to serve the victim. And more than likely the person accused will end up punished. Their job afterwards is to make sure the victim is fine. Even your lawyer, would ask you to plead guilty cause then you would get a lesser sentence. And if he really wants to prove himself, he'd try to make me seem like a horrible person. Except he can't. Cause I'm not.

Lol so you think. I think you'd find it very difficult to push my buttons. Haha Awh poor baby. Pele.

No. When you present them with a case involving assault, of course they will begin to look at it from the angle of you being the victim, but when I offer my own defense, and giving your unbalanced emotional state, then they would obviously look at it from another angle.

A good lawyer, the one I would acquire for the case, would never advice me to plead guilty to an offense as "small" as assault without any proof of the assault.
A good attorney can make Jesus look bad, how much more you?

It's easy and I know how to.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


No. When you present them with a case involving assault, of course they will begin to look at it from the angle of you being the victim, but when I offer my own defense, and giving your unbalanced emotional state, then they would obviously look at it from another angle.

A good lawyer, the one I would acquire for the case, would never advice me to plead guilty to an offense as "small" as assault without any proof of the assault.
A good attorney can make Jesus look bad, how much more you?

It's easy and I know how to.

How many assault cases have you seen?

Lol. Even if I was emotionally unbalanced, they would only think that's cause of the fact you beat me. And there's no proof I'm emotionally unbalanced. My therapist can't tell you anything. And no they wouldnt. Unfortunately the judicial will usually always favour the victim. They wouldn't honestly try to see it from your point of view.

Of course he would. If you repeatedly plead innocent and your case was presented in a jury you'd lose. The jury will more than likely be in the victims favour. An offence as small as assault shocked. Assault is a very very very big offence.

Lol well good for you oo
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 9:50pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


How many assault cases have you seen?

Lol. Even if I was emotionally unbalanced, they would only think that's cause of the fact you beat me. And there's no proof I'm emotionally unbalanced. My therapist can't tell you anything. And no they wouldnt. Unfortunately the judicial will usually always favour the victim. They wouldn't honestly try to see it from your point of view.

Of course he would. If you repeatedly plead innocent and your case was presented in a jury you'd lose. The jury will more than likely be in the victims favour. An offence as small as assault shocked. Assault is a very very very big offence.

Lol well good for you oo

The jury doesn't always favor the victim. If the accused defense presents a good case, then the jury could vote in favor of the accused.

Assault without proof of assault is less serious than assault with proof. Remember, there isn't even any proof that I slapped you and it was just a single slap that happened just one time.

You know, this kind of case scenario we are arguing about would only occur if I slapped you in Ireland, if it was in Nigeria, mtcheeeewww!

By the way, so you'd report me to the police just because of a single slap? Me? Really?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 9:55pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


The jury doesn't always favor the victim. If the accused defense presents a good case, then the jury could vote in favor of the accused.

Assault without proof of assault is less serious than assault with proof. Remember, there isn't even any proof that I slapped you and it was just a single slap that happened just one time.

You know, this kind of case scenario we are arguing about would only occur if I slapped you in Ireland, if it was in Nigeria, mtcheeeewww!

By the way, so you'd report me to the police just because of a single slap? Me? Really?

That's extremely rare. Maybe you're right. Maybe it's just a non African thing.

That's how it starts. With a single slap. Then one day I'd catch myself bleeding after countless times in the hospital. If only I had just spoken up after that one slap.

Sigh. That's actually very sad. That assault wouldn't be seen as a big offence.

Honestly I wouldn't. Not because you didn't deserve it though.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 10:28pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


That's extremely rare. Maybe you're right. Maybe it's just a non African thing.

That's how it starts. With a single slap. Then one day I'd catch myself bleeding after countless times in the hospital. If only I had just spoken up after that one slap.

Sigh. That's actually very sad. That assault wouldn't be seen as a big offence.

Honestly I wouldn't. Not because you didn't deserve it though.

You really have a soft spot when it comes to _rape and assault cases. What's the story?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 10:29pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


You are really have a soft spot when it comes to _rape and assault cases. What's the story?

No I don't.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


No I don't.

But you always seem to be very sentimental, extremely emotional and one-sided when anyone talks about _rape or any form of assault on the female folk.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 10:38pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


But you always seem to be very sentimental, extremely emotional and one-sided when anyone talks about _rape or any form of assault on the female folk.

Because it's disgusting.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by adegunwa4real(m): 10:59pm On Dec 27, 2015
My greekgoddess ofcos grin
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 11:07pm On Dec 27, 2015
adegunwa4real:
My greekgoddess ofcos grin
Dey here dey shine teeth

U better do d needful now
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 11:30pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


Because it's disgusting.

So what do you think is the best way to curb the issue of rape and other sexual related crimes and assaults?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 11:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


So what do you think is the best way to curb the issue of rape?

I'd rather we didn't discuss rape or sexual assault or domestic assault or any sort of assault. It's too personal. If you don't mind.

Do you have a bucket list ?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by misshoree(f): 11:34pm On Dec 27, 2015
I for mention his name but his Gf is on NL and I can't fyt tongue
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 11:39pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


I'd rather we didn't discuss rape or sexual assault or domestic assault or any sort of assault. It's too personal. If you don't mind.

Do you have a bucket list ?

I am really curios to know why you always choose to withdraw from discussions involving _rape. Anyway, since you don't want to discuss anything concerning it, even if it's ways to prevent it, well, I'll have to respect your choice. I can't force you.

Yes I have. I mean, who doesn't?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 11:41pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


I am really curios to know why you always choose to withdraw from discussions involving _rape. Anyway, since you don't want to discuss anything concerning it, even if it's ways to prevent it, well, I'll have to respect your choice. I can't force you.

Yes I have. I mean, who doesn't?

Because I was in a bad relationship for a while and it hits too hard to home.

Tell me the things in your bucket list!
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 11:49pm On Dec 27, 2015
YourMain:


Because I was in a bad relationship for a while and it hits too hard to home.

Tell me the things in your bucket list!


Some things on my bucket list are too personal. I can't mention them here or anywhere. tongue

And it feels kinda awkward to start listing out things I want to do before I die. Although, some are quite obvious and common, like becoming a billionaire, getting married and having kids. Some are goals and aspirations, some are mere wishes, while some are fantasies.

How about yours?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 11:55pm On Dec 27, 2015
Decker:


Some things on my bucket list are too personal. I can't mention them here or anywhere. tongue

And it feels kinda awkward to start listing out things I want to do before I die. Although, some are quite obvious and common, like becoming a billionaire, getting married and having kids. Some are goals and aspirations, some are mere wishes, while some are fantasies.

How about yours?

Jeez! You're so closed! What am i going to do ? Steal your bucket list ideas ?

Awwwwwh! Getting married and having kids. Cuuuuute. Hmmm being a billionaire.. Why?

Just the usual. Nothing too out of the ordinary. Except a few odd things... But since we're hiding bucket lists now..
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 12:03am On Dec 28, 2015
YourMain:


Jeez! You're so closed! What am i going to do ? Steal your bucket list ideas ?

Awwwwwh! Getting married and having kids. Cuuuuute. Hmmm being a billionaire.. Why?

Just the usual. Nothing too out of the ordinary. Except a few odd things... But since we're hiding bucket lists now..

You nutter! tongue It's not about you stealing my bucket list ideas. Who does that? It just seems a bit weird.

Wait, you wouldn't want to be a billionaire even if you had the opportunity?
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by HARDDON: 12:08am On Dec 28, 2015
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Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 12:13am On Dec 28, 2015
Decker:


You nutter! tongue It's not about you stealing my bucket list ideas. Who does that? It just seems a bit weird.

Wait, you wouldn't want to be a billionaire even if you had the opportunity?

No. It's more trouble than it's worth. Billionaires aren't very happy people.

I don't see how it's weird at all. Lol your weird scale is very confused oo.
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by govee: 12:23am On Dec 28, 2015
YourMain:

embarassed
this ur look shall
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by govee: 12:24am On Dec 28, 2015
e don tay. wen i tell una say make una leave yourmain for me, but una no dey gree. i dey tell una again now, leave her for me i don choose her. my dearest yourmain hw far na, hope u r fine? compliments .
Re: Nairalanders,,,who Will U Chose? by Nobody: 12:29am On Dec 28, 2015
govee:

this ur look shall

What's wrong with my look oo

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