Now when men wake up early in the morning their phallus rises up ( ere-ction ) the way the sun rises up. we are the sun. women on the other hand have monthly cycles or what is called moon cycles. moon cycles are every 28 days. they are the moon. now moon represents darkness while the sun represents light. the sun has to overpower the darkness for their to be light. as a man ( the sun ),

You cannot get any darker than the moon so trying to compete with the moon in terms of darkness is a futile attempt. men who abandon the sun ( be the light of righteousness in your home ) and attempt to be the moon by dabbling in all kinds of wickedness always end up in bad and terrible relationships because like i said you cannot out-darken darkness and the only peace you can get as a man in darkness is if you satisfy all the dark desires of the woman.

You will notice that as a man in darkness you will be fighting constantly with your wife unless you can satisfy all her dark desires like you need to be extremely rich so she can indulge all her carnal fantasies of 10,000 pound watches, shoes, travels, jewellery, iphones, bentleys etc etc and sex-ual desires too.

It never stops. its like a pit of darkness that has to keep getting satisfied. if you cannot satisfy that darkness you will be the object of intense hate and anger. your home will be like the middle-east or boko haram territory lol. point being if you choose to be in darkness as a man, you have to be willing to fulfill all the dark desires of your woman because she is then superior to you in darkness and is more powerful than you.

You are in her territory now. she is the moon cycle being. a being that can only be tamed and calmed by the light of YAH. and YAH has made it this way so that every man has to carry his cross and be refined in affliction till he seeks righteousness. so fellas ? if you want a peaceful existence in any relationship with a woman ? seek the light OR seek for otedolas kind of money. those are your only 2 choices. well there is a third option which i wouldnt recommend which is turning to mike tyson in your own house

Ha! Sukkot So men don't have dark desires too? Men don't have sexual desires?

In short, lalasticlala, this deserves front page.

No matter how much ur story sounds perfect, u still need to consider d fact sometimes d earth moves btw d sun n d moon leaving d moon craving for light.

Meaning some natural challenges are bound to happen btw a man and a woman, which is temporary, but a lot of damages can b done within dat time frame. Only patience n understanding can prevent such damages from occurring.

the write up was making sense but it later started lacking sense. anyway nice one

Pitfall kwa

Ok

Everybody just dey interprete different different things......

Cant this write up possess grammatical mechanical accuracy eeh?? Serving a palatable meal in a very dirty and broken dish! #sulks

Frontpage straight? Nawa oo

Okay... So what about some of us in no relationship at all and no need satisfying someone's dark desires, are we experiencing eclipse?

Warrisdis na? OP, have considered that the way you see the sun here is not how other parts of the world see it?

There are no pitfalls

Sun and moon, sexual desires and...

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Wetin be this?

Otedola's kind of money is darkness e kwa? Issiorite!

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Correct creative words

What the hell is this?

Sunnycliff:
Cant this write up possess grammatical mechanical accuracy eeh?? Serving a palatable meal in a very dirty and broken dish! #sulks

The meal has stones in it.

Ok

Ok... But where do the stars come in, in the story??

This is nice....
I see some sense in it.
Read in between the lines and you are sure to learn alot from this post

Thanks OP

It is the yam we eat that makes us value coco yam

It will be bad if we do not end the year with silly posts and silly analogies

The idiocy in the logic alone

Women-Moon-Dark

I am assuming this is a joke

Where their's light, their's darkness. Where their's nut, their's a bolt. When their's hardware, their's sofware. Where their's... Et al

Ishilove:

Ha!

ishilove is it true that u are no longer a mod?

doesn't make sense to me.

women are not darkness otherwise the Son of God wouldn't have chosen to come through one.

women are beautifully and wonderfully made by God. same as men.

OP, your write up is a clear miss.

if your phallus rises in the morning like the sun, does it also stay up throughout the day and set in the evening too?