misspicy:
Lol,when guys keep saying "I am single"

i just smile and ask them,"what of the girl you are fvcking"


Guys say they are single,girls say they are in a relationship,i keep wondering who are dating the girls,animals? .....lmao

danbrowndmf:
yes..i might be fvcking somebody & she probably knows we are not dating.so if someone ask me if i'm single i should still say i'm dating?nawa o.

dechandel:
Lemme not even start with the annoying abbreviations!! What do people do with their time to type "know" as "knw"
"What" as "wat"
"Are" as "r"
Nawa o

Now to the funny "friends". Na the girl I blame sha.
That awkward moment when you are in a relationship with someone and the person doesn't even know!;;

Trust Me....You don't hate it as much as I do...

Abbreviated words suck!

misspicy:

Get this in bro,most girls interpret sex as a commitment
as long as you both had sex,there sure is a relationship,they don't need telling why? because they are emotional beings who attach their emotions to sex unless there have been an initial arrangement eg FWB which she is very much aware of.
But guys like you have random sex and expect things to be normal.

Cutehector:
Haha

Its either we are fucking or we are nothing!!!

This is strong

danbrowndmf:
you no one thing about you? You act like guys are the very bad one's & you girls are just angel. On Nairaland none of you females ever accept your a cheat or u'v ever cheated(i just dy look una)everybody comes to nairaland & they eventually turn a siant...shior. Well i'm not proud of it but i'm a cheat...Yes a cheat. Stop acting like u are in every girld shoe. I reside in porthacourt here where u can be knacking a lady & u both don't even consider it as a relationship,no agreement,nothing nothing..PH is more like a place where people don't have control over their children...people act anyhow here.just handful of people still act well. Don't judge urself with others...we know kukuma no if u sef na saint.

danbrowndmf:
you no one thing about you? You act like guys are the very bad one's & you girls are just angel. On Nairaland none of you females ever accept your a cheat or u'v ever cheated(i just dy look una)everybody comes to nairaland & they eventually turn a siant...shior. Well i'm not proud of it but i'm a cheat...Yes a cheat. Stop acting like u are in every girld shoe. I reside in porthacourt here where u can be knacking a lady & u both don't even consider it as a relationship,no agreement,nothing nothing..PH is more like a place where people don't have control over their children...people act anyhow here.just handful of people still act well. Don't judge urself with others...we know kukuma no if u sef na saint.

Erums:



Broda abeg I need dey with you, Where for Ph u de ey....I dry around too

danbrowndmf:
bros na around elelenwo/woji area i dy. Where u dy?