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poems by onosprince(m): 10:19am On Dec 29, 2015
Hi

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Re: poems by Patented: 10:24am On Dec 29, 2015
Da riz God oooooooo (@both parties)
Re: poems by Nobody: 10:25am On Dec 29, 2015
If the girl happened to be your sister, and someone like me has the intention of f*uck and dump, you wont be cool with it.
Best thing oga, stop calling her. Let her be... make una 2 no day form sense for una sef. U musnt F*uck her to give her 15k, no be ashewo she be.

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Re: poems by Nobody: 10:25am On Dec 29, 2015
End time motherfvckers undecided

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Re: poems by obiorathesubtle: 10:25am On Dec 29, 2015
So.. She's a ho.. That's good!
Re: poems by MzPecs(f): 10:25am On Dec 29, 2015
Don't hit at all..

She's young and prolly new in the system. If you have the money, u could give her not minding what she wanna use it for.

You don't keep such girl as a girlfriend, cos she'll continue sleeping with guys because of money.

Let her go..

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Re: poems by mizquote(f): 10:26am On Dec 29, 2015
typing....
Re: poems by sinaj(f): 10:27am On Dec 29, 2015
LWKMD @!! Boil in her private part cheesy cheesy cheesy






D gurl is into d game
Op dnt hit her if u dnt av d money as promised.


*does sign of d cross* May d Lord have mercy on u 2 grin

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Re: poems by AbuadStudent(m): 10:27am On Dec 29, 2015
Op! If the girl really needs the 15k for something useful, give her, and let the sex be consensual.

If she plays smart...my brother..HIT that thing for Glory! Its a cruel world afterall
Re: poems by ronald4lif(m): 10:28am On Dec 29, 2015
This is hilarious.

If I were you I will give her the money and not have sex with her right away. Sex is a fluidity exercise and shouldn't be something to bait on. It's more pleasurable when both parties indulge voluntarily not through coercion or manipulation. I only said this is what I'd do if I were you and you or no one have to agree.

But on your case, since you have the money and there's an agreement please fulfill your part if she does hers. Don't renege on your terms of agreement. Dazzol.

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Re: poems by Nobody: 10:28am On Dec 29, 2015
why are some guys so stoopid?!? undecided
I can't talk! I just can't. smh
Re: poems by Babprosper20(m): 10:28am On Dec 29, 2015
God x watching
Re: poems by Nobody: 10:28am On Dec 29, 2015
Since you 26 years old not 26 years young

Act matured u wudnt want ur sister to go tru d same with anoda guy

cheesy well no p life is a roller coaster grin
Re: poems by jmaxjohn(m): 10:29am On Dec 29, 2015
So.....wat shd i naw comment
Re: poems by kaziblake(f): 10:30am On Dec 29, 2015
if you have sex with her pls give her the money if not,there is God o
Re: poems by Maxi112: 10:30am On Dec 29, 2015
I pity for some guys... haba! this is suicide mission
Re: poems by Babprosper20(m): 10:30am On Dec 29, 2015
MzPecs:
grin
evn u...?
Re: poems by MzPecs(f): 10:32am On Dec 29, 2015
Babprosper20:


evn u...?
Yes oh!
Even me.. cry
Re: poems by Babprosper20(m): 10:33am On Dec 29, 2015
EroticAngelina:
why are some guys so stoopid?!? undecided
I can't talk! I just can't. smh



av u earned frm dt referproject?
Re: poems by Babprosper20(m): 10:34am On Dec 29, 2015
MzPecs:
Yes oh! Even me.. cry

ooook
Re: poems by Nobody: 10:35am On Dec 29, 2015
Babprosper20:




av u earned frm dt referproject?
yeah. I've got lyk $470
Re: poems by Nobody: 10:35am On Dec 29, 2015
See accurate planning to commit 4cknication

What if trumpet sound as you dy do doggie with am? sad
Re: poems by utenwuson: 10:36am On Dec 29, 2015
my guy if u don hit n scope her afterward then I ll 'unguy' U!














Wats d fu'k! hit on an ran away!
Re: poems by Nobody: 10:37am On Dec 29, 2015
Wow 15k to check result, boil on her private part. grin grin grin grin grin

Op, where you went wrong was telling her you'll give her the money if she agrees to have sex with you. That's rather childish. You're even willing to part with 15k in this hard times because of sex? Okay. Since konji has dismantled your brain, we really can't say much. When she comes, why not ask her what she really needs the money for? Tell her to be sincere with you. She'll open up. If she doesn't, well, you might want to call it a day. lipsrsealed

But if she comes and opens her legs for you, please, please and please, make sure you give her the money.

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Re: poems by ikombe: 10:37am On Dec 29, 2015
This wan na fool oh. And u even called the god name 'lalasticlala' to take it to fp undecided


the thunder that will fire you will leave 300 boil on your balls angry
Re: poems by Nobody: 10:37am On Dec 29, 2015
Business is business, keep it professional.
Re: poems by Khd95(m): 10:37am On Dec 29, 2015
U think ure a smart guy with these plans u ve in place,smh

treat girls like queens,una no go hear,remeber say u sev go born pikinsad

op,dnt tourch that girl,u ve coerced her into having sex with u,u ve evil intents,and u said ure 26,i expected u to correct her nd talk senses into her head
Re: poems by Babprosper20(m): 10:38am On Dec 29, 2015
EroticAngelina:


yeah. I've got lyk $470

hv it been paid out? coz most of dem re mere scam, i tink i hv an ac wit dem dt i cnt recall its details
Re: poems by ronald4lif(m): 10:41am On Dec 29, 2015
klassiquette:
See accurate planning to commit 4cknication

What if trumpet sound as you dy do doggie with am? sad

Na today we begin here end time ni o. There's no such thing as end time. The world never ends, it's ad infinitum, it only ends when one dies.
Re: poems by ebyoma(f): 10:45am On Dec 29, 2015
If you really don't have the money to give her, just let her be..
But if you do, then give it to her when she comes for it this noon.
let any s3x between you two be consensual.. Don't force her and don't sleep with her (hit and run) if you don't have the money.





BTW op can't you be a good Samaritan just for once? smiley
Re: poems by Margauxluv(f): 10:47am On Dec 29, 2015
Two boiled mfkrs,
sad may God hve mercy on u 2.



cheesy dat gal sha..

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