vizkiz:






why is everybody's story a season film? Mehn people have seen

vizkiz:



woah!!! Great points. Do you mind sharing the story behind them?

20bc:
Far back in school
She fell for me because I was funny..

She Stayed because I was funny and everyday it gets funnier..

Got tired of laughing....

I was still been funny not knowing I was slowly becoming a fool

Bam she said she ain't gonna hangout with no clow





Actually she wasn't tired of my fuuny side, it was another nigga that was showing her the money....

In wizkid's voic " are you gonna dance e go if I show you the money...

money makes the world go round abi?

Djboosting:


I sha love this dude one kind... Him & story... Ok. Continue..

And also that dude that drive £28,000 range-rover spot and base in london #no offeinse# ..
I mean who does that?

abeg tell your own story Jawe

NakedSnake:
Mine


There was this girl i liked in my street,
She fine con get better shape. I did all i could to get her to falk for me.
After a few months sha, she agreed and we started dating,
She said she was a virgin and didnt want to have sex despite all my tactics.
I eventually thot wow this girl is a wife material

Few weeks later i ws on xvids, naija leaked vid.. She ws gangbanged and creampied by 3 ugly dudes.. The hoe sef con swallow join sef... Oboy i con dey reason all the kisses wey i don kiss the girl.. Same mouth wey she dey take dey lie give me, dey suck prick, dey speak in tongue for church.. Mouth wey dey multi task..

Kai
....... Please believe the above story at your own peril.. Apologies to the OP, i just couldn't help it

continue, you hear? Continue

vizkiz:


money makes the world go round abi?

Round around again and again

vizkiz:


done. So tell us yours

onstelly:
I learnt not to take people's promises to heart Rather take it like a pinch of salt

vizkiz:


I bet it made you a stronger woman. Like a saying "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

scentmarlc:
nice dp onstelly. You must be so discreet for me to be seing you for the very first time. Lucky for me, I met you on an emotional romance thread. Woww, what more can a village celibate like me do after seeing your picture......than to break my chastity vows Pastor Vizkiz, come here and join me and Onstelly together in holy E-Matrimony

onstelly:

Hahaha funny you
But vizkiz is not a pastor nah

RoastedCorn:
Never give a girl too much attention , her feelings will die slowly , and slowly too, her respect for you will decline

klassiquette:

Ok I'll tell you

still waiting

scentmarlc:
nice dp onstelly. You must be so discreet for me to be seing you for the very first time. Lucky for me, I met you on an emotional romance thread. Woww, what more can a village celibate like me do after seeing your picture......than to break my chastity vows Pastor Vizkiz, come here and join me and Onstelly together in holy E-Matrimony

ashawo boy

RoastedCorn:
Never give a girl too much attention , her feelings will die slowly , and slowly too, her respect for you will decline

onstelly:

Hahaha funny you
But vizkiz is not a pastor nah

says who?

scentmarlc:

Well since I met you on his thread, he's been ordained temporarily as a pastor and as such can do us the marrital honors

I join you both in the name of ogidiga and alomo bitters

adepeter26:

Yea.. Absolutely

vizkiz:


seems similar to what you witnessed?

akinsal:
Came here to rate lies.....

vizkiz:


says who?




I join you both in the name of ogidiga and alomo bitters

20bc:
Don't be a clow just because you want your girl to feel happy except if she is also a clow


Always be in charge but listen to the opinions of your partner and try to understand how they feel that particular moment....

Never force anything down on your girl, cause you might just be pushing her away without knowing...

Be Street smart, cause the hoes ain't loyal....

When it's time to cut ties, please don't cry, it will make you look like a sissy, that won't be good for ya name in the streets....

daretodiffer:


Like your mother, ba?

vizkiz:


remember you started it

daretodiffer:


Mr man, check again

going after his mother is too personal. You don't know if he will take that serious. Don just deactivate your moniker when he comes for you

vizkiz:


going after his mother is too personal. You don't know if he will take that serious. Don just deactivate your moniker when he comes for you

daretodiffer:


Like your mother, ba?

E day pain you say you inherit trait of hoeing from your b!tch àss mother,now you think everybody is like you