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Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by adainternet14: 11:56am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Have u ever seen this CV B4? Can u employ him? lol. If you want to be able to pass JAMB and write better CVs then visit below link; https://play.google.com/store/apps/developer?id=Blue+Pyramid+Ltd. REAL NAME: Lawrence NICKNAME : WisdomTank HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest. MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds.... traveled around the world in a Day GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in Tsunami and driving towards a tornado EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now an slowpoke PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, when a cobra died after biting me. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging and i hate lies ...Good Morning folks !!! 1 Like |
Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by Swegzfreak: 11:58am On Dec 30, 2015 |
Stale |
Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by adainternet14: 12:04pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
Swegzfreak: Stale to u, but let others enjoy the fun na lol |
Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by Nobody: 12:10pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
hobby , sleeping and playing with anaconda
achievement: charging your 3310 on the sun |
Re: Funniest CV Ever Written Lol by Nobody: 4:37pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
Dope |
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