If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"
2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where the truth is
3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you when judgement day is coming, its as Useless as the"p"in Psycho
4. If you have attended over 100.weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.
5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from. Above not Abroad.
6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask,"Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast. .
7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat,a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life
8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago,Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE -2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st position
10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who to use for money rituals?
12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible.
So if any guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.

Trutalk

yeye they smell

vjsmiles:

longest time nigga.. Asia girls no let you rest abi ?

No 11 tho it got me laughing hard.

bibijay123:
No 11 tho it got me laughing hard.

lol... Why do yo think of no7 ?

2dice:
longest time nigga..
Asia girls no let you rest abi ?

How's yho?
Dem no free me o brother. . .. ..

Happy new year in advance..

vjsmiles:

How's yho? Dem no free me o brother. . .. ..
Happy new year in advance..

Una never enter new year for that side.. Lol no go break jetli sister heart ooo..

2dice:

Una never enter new year for that side..
Lol no go break jetli sister heart ooo..

Jet li Don old Na.. . All him skills Don fade

vjsmiles:

Jet li Don old Na.. . All him skills Don fade

for where Have u watched his latest movie The nigga just dey waka ontop water like shere-shere

Nobi todae e start...gal 've been running frm ordinary coacroach since d tym immemorial ...infact, even d innocent wall geko dreads dem

My brotha u are making sense nomba 4 tho

kikikikikiki dat no6 na trap.see as I dey laugh dey mess the same time

,op don't lie oo when last did u open ur bible?

Lol

2dice:
lol... Why do yo think of no7 ?

No 7 isnt quiet true not every gal is afraid of cockroaches God knows I don't rest until I kill a coackroach wen I see one

bibijay123:


No 7 isnt quiet true not every gal is afraid of cockroaches God knows I don't rest until I kill a coackroach wen I see one

wow ...that is brave of you
Happi new year in advance