I'm not much of a player... but in my short sex life... i've heard of such excuses that my friends have used to have their way with women that made me laugh so hard, because I thought it was impossible that it'll work.. but its worked for some guys... and several women have heard tons of them.... just when you're sure it's happening and at the last minute, she has a change of heart and you need something to convince her and tip the scale back the other way..... it does happen.

so girls you're welcome to contribute tooo

but here's the funniest I've tried and I didn't believe it worked.

"I just want to put the tip in.... just the tip... I swear."

she said, "promise just the tip"



the rest is History.. because my tip is long and thick


so guys comeon lets hear it... and ladies if you're bold enough ... lets hear what you've heard.

only the tip sha, but before you know it, banging has become harrrrd and worse, verrrry sweeeeet!

Lol. This was on fp a while back. Funny tho

if the girl agree know say she don dey find the thing since because this one no fit deceive anybody

cruzita:
if the girl agree know say she don dey find the thing since because this one no fit deceive anybody

further confirmation that were the prey... and you women are the hunters...

I always feel like you tricksters have selected the guy before he even approaches you..
and in our mumu minds we Men think we're the ones trapping you...

Me: bae, let's gonk
She: what is gonk?
Me: pull ur pant, lemme show you
She: does it involve putting dlck
Me: ...........

Idydarling:
only the tip sha, but before you know it, banging has become harrrrd and worse, verrrry sweeeeet!

eyeneka mmi, abadie? compliments of the season.

Idydarling:
only the tip sha, but before you know it, banging has become harrrrd and worse, verrrry sweeeeet!

ashwwwww

firstking01:
ashwwwww

ur mama

sluk:

eyeneka mmi, abadie? compliments of the season.

idioko oo my dear

Lol.. story of my life!

Idydarling:
ur mama

u sound like a prostitute

firstking01:
u sound like a prostitute

u really want us to go there? trust me baby, u wouldn't like it one bit.

Idydarling:
u really want us to go there? trust me baby, u wouldn't like it one bit.

swerve go one side abegi

firstking01:
swerve go one side abegi

sad poor thing...

Idydarling:

sad poor thing...

buhahaha...who's poor, u hopeless prostitute hovering frm one social media to another seeking for a man to devour...mtcheew...we knw ur type

firstking01:
buhahaha...who's poor, u hopeless prostitute hovering frm one social media to another seeking for a man to devour...mtcheew...we knw ur type

e-diot, do u know what 'poor' in that context means
u just failed that. go back to school mr, or better still, start from scratch, coconut brain.

firstking01:
ashwwwww

But dis is mean, wat did she ever do to u?

Idydarling:

e-diot, do u know what 'poor' in that context means
u just failed that. go back to school mr, or better still, start from scratch, coconut brain.

oh, shud have knwn, ur a male disguising in a female moniker,,,hmmm,,,dats d only tin dat wud safe u nw, if nt eh

firstking01:
oh, shud have knwn, ur a male disguising in a female moniker,,,hmmm,,,dats d only tin dat wud safe u nw, if nt eh

am very female bro...I told you not to go there, u wouldn't like it.

Idydarling:

am very female bro...I told you not to go there, u wouldn't like it.

ur male...even ur typings looks masculine...i dnt exchanging blows with ma niggars unless except dey fall hands

Idydarling:

idioko oo my dear

Good to have you here. Are you in uyo?

sluk:

Good to have you here. Are you in uyo?

yes dear

sluk:

Good to have you here. Are you in uyo?

yes dear

Idydarling:

yes dear

Wow! Am in uyo too. Hope we meet someday.

sluk:

Wow! Am in uyo too. Hope we meet someday.

I hope so too

Idydarling:
only the tip sha, but before you know it, banging has become harrrrd and worse, verrrry sweeeeet!

hehehe

bronzegoddess:
Lol. This was on fp a while back.

True.

Not really funny however.

Idydarling:

I hope so too

Which part of uyo are you at, am at Oron road, shelter afrique

who cares @ topic.

derailers, please move to dating section to chat.

sluk:

Which part of uyo are you at, am at Oron road, shelter afrique

udoudoma

Idydarling:

udoudoma

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