There are many Revelations shown but i will reveal The Major 30 here ..

1) Seun Osewa

Yes..He will remain Nairaland Owner... What am seeing right here looks like ..an invitation card .i see an invitation card hovering over his head.

*Saka wedde wedde mari ojo lo siliofa*
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He should also be careful as a group will offer him money for some things.The money is from Dasuki to inplicate him All Nairaland revenue and income must be first shown to me to clarify dasuki money from ordinary money .. His Followers should tell him to Pm me for more clarification...

I see him giving out 300k twice to four nairalanders. He is also going to show his comical side this year. I see Nairaland moving forward..



2) Lalasticlala

Hmmn...I see different people calling his name day and night..
I see an attempt to Disturb him but he needs to pray for strength.. A particular romancelander lady will claim he impregnated her and fathered her baby but he will overcome the issue with a tactical defense of " i only put the Tip "...

He will remain a mod but i dont see any invitation card on his own issue.

3) A particular Nairalander starting with MR and ending with the name of an animal will be Deported from a foreign country and Will only be allowed to return with his ghana must go.. HE should pray.

4) I see a Particular Nairaland artist with name similar to USA presidential plane releasing new songs ..You are going to make it but deal with pride and womanizing cause i can perceive from the Smell of your voice that you are prostituting... And don't give us VIc O and speed Darlington like tracks again.. Be warned.

5) hmmn A particular nairalander Starting with C and ending with R will finally get a Job...he will reappear several months later with pictures of a tokunbo Volvo car.. Yes am seeing a white colour for d car.

He has been told to desist from turning Threads to BBM..if he doesn't desist...

* Sips my table water **


6) Introvert will be dethroned as FTC queen..A new Moniker will take over the business.She should fast a 3 days fast and contact me Quick quick to avert this.



7) Many would Deactivate their accounts..There will be many E fights,brawls. revealed secrets and more.

Many would be banned..Derailers and Spammers.This is not your year...You would be given no chance... Repent..

9) I see Two new features that will be added to nairaland..A Block user button and Some new Smiley's... I also see a New Rule being added to nairaland rules.. i also see Two new added section.

10) I see New Mods being appointed


11) The Business Section will have more topics on the frontpage than any other year... The Literature.Music/Radio and will also feature more frequently on front page now.

12) Dija.Vic O.Danfo drivers.Sasha and Genienve new husband will take over front page news from Tonto dikeh and Yemi alade.


13) Cossy Boobs will continue to make front page.

14) Two Female Trolls will be fight each other over who is funnier and one will be forced to Deactivate shamefully....The mother of one of the trolls will come on the thread and scold her daughter publicly.


15) Attempts will be made at bringing back the Bia ....issue on NL..

16 ) I see a Popular Romancelander will mistakenly upload her nudes..She will think she quickly deleted it but by the appointed time. i will be given the grace to be on the thread and Screenshot it for Personal uses and prayers.

17 ) The End Time Army led by Lasisi69 will be stronger and Prominent..

18) Tosyne2much will increase the number of points on his lists from top 10 to Top 12 ...... I see him attempting to dive into music..

Dont try it..Dont try it ..Don't try it..

19) Snakes killing threads will be pushed aside as Only threads where Squirrels and Bats were killed will Now rave.

20) I was Given a Fake ......." This particular phrase will feature on most threads this year..


21) Three male Nairalanders will be busted using a female dp and moniker to deceive the masses. They would scam a particular Nairalander with moniker starting with Naija .... up to 3 thousand naira cash only.. To avert this. he should show up at my branch in ikalo close. Ajiun crescent ..and ask for pastor wristbangle.

22) Jobs will be gotten ..

23) Nairalanders Will continue to post probelms of their friends and Family on the platform but not their own.

24) the F . S amd others restricted words will be banned.


25) Pre Wedding photos will be more prominent..A prominent nairalander pre wedding photo will bring laughter to our faces.

26) TonyeBarcanista will join a new political party ...

I see the party logo of " Antelope" ...yes


27) Someone will post am the finest or richest on Nairaland.. Check pics..

He will deactivate after this...

28) Nairaland will be offline for an hour on March 6..Reason not shown..

29) Old Nairalanders will come back..Rokiatu,Musiwa.BabyOsi.lala247 and others.

30) I see People still going to cross over Nights and parties

31) I foresee the release of IPhone 13


32) This will not make front page..
...

all in All .This year promises to be good if we obey and follow Nairaland rules and regulations....All nairalanders shall be succesful and accomplish great things this year by God's Grace.

can i hear a loud Amen..

Let hear your own prophecies for nairaland this Year

I see God using someone to get me a New phone this year ..

Am tired of using this broken Screen Techno N3 people....

Somebody help ..Please ..

31. I see people post more rubbish and still type: lala fp... Fp ko, friedplantain ni.

No 4 tho, Airforce oooo!!!!




Abeg o! Op no vex but diz ur prophecy long o!

Na how many days u spend for mountain

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ClassCaptain:
There are many Revelations shown but i will reveal The Major 30 here ..

1) Seun Osewa

Yes..He will remain Nairaland Owner... What am seeing right here looks like ..an invitation card .i see an invitation card hovering over his head.

*Saka wedde wedde mari ojo lo siliofa*
.
He should also be careful as a group will offer him money for some things.The money is from Dasuki to inplicate him All Nairaland revenue and income must be first shown to me to clarify dasuki money from ordinary money .. His Followers should tell him to Pm me for more clarification...

I see him giving out 300k twice to four nairalanders. He is also going to show his comical side this year. I see Nairaland moving forward..



2) Lalasticlala

Hmmn...I see different people calling his name day and night..
I see an attempt to Disturb him but he needs to pray for strength.. A particular romancelander lady will claim he impregnated her and fathered her baby but he will overcome the issue with a tactical defense of " i only put the Tip "...

He will remain a mod but i dont see any invitation card on his own issue.

3) A particular Nairalander starting with MR and ending with the name of an animal will be Deported from a foreign country and Will only be allowed to return with his ghana must go.. HE should pray.

4) I see a Particular Nairaland artist with name similar to USA presidential plane releasing new songs ..You are going to make it but deal with pride and womanizing cause i can perceive from the Smell of your voice that you are prostituting... And don't give us VIc O and speed Darlington like tracks again.. Be warned.

5) hmmn A particular nairalander Starting with C and ending with R will finally get a Job...he will reappear several months later with pictures of a tokunbo Volvo car.. Yes am seeing a white colour for d car.

He has been told to desist from turning Threads to BBM..if he doesn't desist...

* Sips my table water **


6) Introvert will be dethroned as FTC queen..A new Moniker will take over the business.She should fast a 3 days fast and contact me Quick quick to avert this.



7) Many would Deactivate their accounts..There will be many E fights,brawls. revealed secrets and more.

Many would be banned..Derailers and Spammers.This is not your year...You would be given no chance... Repent..

9) I see Two new features that will be added to nairaland..A Block user button and Some new Smiley's... I also see a New Rule being added to nairaland rules.. i also see Two new added section.

10) I see New Mods being appointed


11) The Business Section will have more topics on the frontpage than any other year... The Literature.Music/Radio and will also feature more frequently on front page now.

12) Dija.Vic O.Danfo drivers.Sasha and Genienve new husband will take over front page news from Tonto dikeh and Yemi alade.


13) Cossy Boobs will continue to make front page.

14) Two Female Trolls will be fight each other over who is funnier and one will be forced to Deactivate shamefully....The mother of one of the trolls will come on the thread and scold her daughter publicly.


15) Attempts will be made at bringing back the Bia ....issue on NL..

16 ) I see a Popular Romancelander will mistakenly upload her nudes..She will think she quickly deleted it but by the appointed time. i will be given the grace to be on the thread and Screenshot it for Personal uses and prayers.

17 ) The End Time Army led by Lasisi69 will be stronger and Prominent..

18) Tosyne2much will increase the number of points on his lists from top 10 to Top 12 ...... I see him attempting to dive into music..

Dont try it..Dont try it ..Don't try it..

19) Snakes killing threads will be pushed aside as Only threads where Squirrels and Bats were killed will Now rave.

20) I was Given a Fake ......." This particular phrase will feature on most threads this year..


21) Three male Nairalanders will be busted using a female dp and moniker to deceive the masses. They would scam a particular Nairalander with moniker starting with Naija .... up to 3 thousand naira cash only.. To avert this. he should show up at my branch in ikalo close. Ajiun crescent ..and ask for pastor wristbangle.

22) Jobs will be gotten ..

23) Nairalanders Will continue to post probelms of their friends and Family on the platform but not their own.

24) the F . S amd others restricted words will be banned.


25) Pre Wedding photos will be more prominent..A prominent nairalander pre wedding photo will bring laughter to our faces.

26) TonyeBarcanista will join a new political party ...

I see the party logo of " Antelope" ...yes


27) Someone will post am the finest or richest on Nairaland.. Check pics..

He will deactivate after this...

28) Nairaland will be offline for an hour on March 6..Reason not shown..

29) Old Nairalanders will come back..Rokiatu,Musiwa.BabyOsi.lala247 and others.

30) This will not make front page..
...

all in All .This year promises to be good if we obey and follow Nairaland rules and regulations....All nairalanders shall be succesful and accomplish great things this year by God's Grace.

can i hear a loud Amen..

Werey

31. I see the owner of nairaland getting married this year

Happy New Year...!

#31 a Nostradamus of new era is born on NL , op

Hahahahahahahahahahahahha werey.no:16

[size=25pt]I bind, i cast, i Destroy, i paralyze, i kill, fight, i quench, i trample upon, i dismantle, i.... Any evil prophecy. Amen [/size]

I see chidinma carrying my baby this year

I rebuke any evil prophecy amen.

in as much as this thread is damn hilarious, there is an atom of truth in all you said.


especially that number 7.

lmao

STFUareyouGod:

Easy bruv.Happy New year...

its just fun boss..How has been your day ?? She una remain small food for boys a beg?? ...Na our neighbour chicken legs I see chop for this period :'

ClassCaptain:


Easy bruv.Happy New year...

its just fun boss..How has been your day ?? She una remain small food for boys a beg...Na our neighbour chicken legs I see chop for this period

so na my Padi create thread sef. Oya make I go edit

Some cockroach laps still remain for fridge sha let me know when you dey come

Yea, I'm doing all good. Yourself?
Happy new year

wristbangle:


Werey

31. I see the owner of nairaland getting married this year

32 I also see duplicates/ photocopies of Nairaland forum multiplying in 1000 fold

funny

Complete joker!

STFUareyouGod:
so na my Padi create thread sef. Oya make I go edit

Some cockroach laps still remain for fridge sha let me know when you dey come

Yea, I'm doing all good. Yourself?
Happy new year

Cockroach laps ?? you people don't know what will Agents of Heavenly instruction do for you..

while u were receiving AC and all.I was on the mountain with white singlet and shorts as instructed..
praying and seeking his face for his prophecies concerning u all.

u better do well and wire me My own new year gift before wetin happen for 1975 repeat...

Those roaches are delicious. Trust me on that


Hehehehe agba woli did he say to you chidinma will carry my baby this year?

No worries, your goodies dey road

ClassCaptain:


Cockroach laps ?? you people don't know what will Agents of Heavenly instruction do for you..

while u were receiving AC and all.I was on the mountain with white singlet and shorts as instructed..
praying and seeking his face for his prophecies concerning u all.

u better do well and wire me My own new year gift before wetin happen for 1975 repeat...

some people don dey fear self.im d one to take over FTC so watchout

26) tonyebarcanista will join a new political party ...

I see the party logo of " Antelope" ...yes

Yes Pastor! #1 is very possible.., seun is gonna get an invitation letter to travel to a popular city in UK..

Lalasticlala will come accross different philantropist this year..

*****

Lolz..

hagaha... ride on sir.... fratermathy and freemanan come and see malady

I for like buy this OP beer plus correct peppersoup

this is pure talent...

he does it better than most of those pastors you know.

Nigerians are just too much... @OP keep it up

tosyne2much:
31. I see Seun Osewa posting his pre-wedding pictures by January 17


32. I see Oliviaarims opening a thread to profess her love for me. She will say it's not possible but she will have no choice than to do it


33. I see Cutehector losing his virginity this year


34. I see TonyeBarcanista decamping to APC on Valentine's day


35. I see Ronald4lif travelling to Mozambique just to meet with a nairalander. The Lord says I should tell you not to board Fly Emirate


36. I see Lalasticlala sending me to jail for two years for violating rule 2

tosyne gawd i fit bet one thousand dollars say oliviaarims no go open thread confess her dying love for u..



Lol dis ur prophesy for me eh... E get as e be ooo....

Teespice:
in as much as this thread is damn hilarious, there is an atom of truth in all you said.


especially that number 7.

ebonny black

tosyne2much:
31. I see Seun Osewa posting his pre-wedding pictures by January 17


32. I see Oliviaarims opening a thread to profess her love for me. She will say it's not possible but she will have no choice than to do it


33. I see Cutehector losing his virginity this year


34. I see TonyeBarcanista decamping to APC on Valentine's day


35. I see Ronald4lif travelling to Mozambique just to meet with a nairalander. The Lord says I should tell you not to board Fly Emirate


36. I see Lalasticlala sending me to jail for two years for violating rule 2

All these una end time prophesies ehn. Na decamp ministry una come put me. Anyway, impossibility is nothing in politics.