Aminat508:


Midolian sameer1212 Ritababe come and warn Tonye

Call them to witness as our love blossom

TonyeBarcanista:

Call them to witness as our love blossom

i will spank your ass

Aminat508:
i will spank your ass

Spank my ass, I spank your ass... We lock the door, and take it to the next level...

It is called spanky love

TonyeBarcanista:

Spank my ass, I spank your ass... We lock the door, and take it to the next level...

It is called spanky love

chai, u don corrupt.

Aminat508:
chai, u don corrupt.

No be you corrupt me?

tosyne2much:
31. I see Seun Osewa posting his pre-wedding pictures by January 17


32. I see Oliviaarims opening a thread to profess her love for me. She will say it's not possible but she will have no choice than to do it


33. I see Cutehector losing his virginity this year


34. I see TonyeBarcanista decamping to APC on Valentine's day


35. I see Ronald4lif travelling to Mozambique just to meet with a nairalander. The Lord says I should tell you not to board Fly Emirate


36. I see Lalasticlala sending me to jail for two years for violating rule 2

Ahh Tosyne, am I that kitty-cat avaricious? Even if I were what happened to booking myself a pretty voluptuous blonde escort who would happily tumble beneath the sheets with me for a tiny cost compared to travelling to Mozambique.

Hmmm I'd give your prophesy a thought though, but I'm considering jetting off to Zimbabwe rather, where a few pounds would adorn me the title of a trillionaire and bagged me countless brides coupled with a chieftaincy title.

TonyeBarcanista:

Call them to witness as our love blossom

Tonye, be careful! Aminat508 is a no go area.. She is my territory and u are beginning to encroach..Again, I say 'be careful'..

midolian:


Tonye, be careful! Aminat508 is a no go area.. She is my territory and u are beginning to encroach..Again, I say 'be careful'..

Bros, you better redraw your map o. You know say you na my guy, I for leave Aminat for you but the problem be say I over love her and she over love me. In fact, we don do heart transplant. My heart and her heart don swap already. You should embrace present reality. In fact, you don't have a choice.



But I am looking for alternative for you. This year, a new babe won't pass you by. But forget Aminat. Sorry

midolian:


Tonye, be careful! Aminat508 is a no go area.. She is my territory and u are beginning to encroach..Again, I say 'be careful'..

no be only territory, na terrorist lol, aminat508 i see u

Hehe

ritababe:

no be only territory, na terrorist lol, aminat508 i see u

Ritababe, drag your guy commot for here abeg

Aminat508:
Ritababe, drag your guy commot for here abeg

shuuu see case oh, tonyebarcanista u be guy?

STFUareyouGod:
I see chidinma carrying my baby this year

hmmm which brand u take today bae?

nickkylawve:
hmmm which brand u take today bae?

Cutehector:
tosyne gawd i fit bet one thousand dollars say oliviaarims no go open thread confess her dying love for u..



Lol dis ur prophesy for me eh... E get as e be ooo....

Haa. Hector, lemme send u my bank details for that one thousand dollars. I'll open the thread ASAP! Lol.

tosyne2much:
31. I see Seun Osewa posting his pre-wedding pictures by January 17


32. I see Oliviaarims opening a thread to profess her love for me. She will say it's not possible but she will have no choice than to do it


33. I see Cutehector losing his virginity this year


34. I see TonyeBarcanista decamping to APC on Valentine's day


35. I see Ronald4lif travelling to Mozambique just to meet with a nairalander. The Lord says I should tell you not to board Fly Emirate


36. I see Lalasticlala sending me to jail for two years for violating rule 2

Lol.. What a prophecy! U want me to be blasted from all angles, abi? All these Nairaland ppl will just start telling me to receive sense...

TonyeBarcanista:

Bros, you better redraw your map o. You know say you na my guy, I for leave Aminat for you but the problem be say I over love her and she over love me. In fact, we don do heart transplant. My heart and her heart don swap already. You should embrace present reality. In fact, you don't have a choice.



But I am looking for alternative for you. This year, a new babe won't pass you by. But forget Aminat. Sorry

haahhahaaha the emboldened dey make me laff..

I sabi say u no dey hear word..make u ask sameer1212 wetin do the last guy wey drag aminat508 with me..

TonyeBarcanista:

Bros, you better redraw your map o. You know say you na my guy, I for leave Aminat for you but the problem be say I over love her and she over love me. In fact, we don do heart transplant. My heart and her heart don swap already. You should embrace present reality. In fact, you don't have a choice.



But I am looking for alternative for you. This year, a new babe won't pass you by. But forget Aminat. Sorry

HQ now.

STFUareyouGod:

tell me NA whisper it to me

midolian:
haahhahaaha the emboldened dey make me laff..

I sabi say u no dey hear word..make u ask sameer1212 wetin do the last guy wey drag aminat508 with me..

wetin do am abeg i wan know.

nickkylawve:
tell me NA whisper it to me

abeg free me joor. You know wetin you do

Na like this we plan am abi?

ritababe:

no be only territory, na terrorist lol, aminat508 i see u

jRita, warn barca or drag am comot for here

ritababe:


wetin do am abeg i wan know.

Ask sameer1212

Oliviaarims:



Haa. Hector, lemme send u my bank details for that one thousand dollars. I'll open the thread ASAP! Lol.

Hmmm what about paying you 1500 dollars to open that thread declaring ur love for me na

Lol, no 17
lasisi69, ur presence is needed..

Lalasticlala that no 30 na joke oo. No take am serious abeg

midolian:
haahhahaaha the emboldened dey make me laff..

I sabi say u no dey hear word..make u ask sameer1212 wetin do the last guy wey drag aminat508 with me..

Bros, I am not aware whether or not you have dragged Aminat with anybody. In fact, Aminat just told me that she doesn't know you . Loving Aminat is one of my destiny, abeg make you carry your wahala shift. But I'm praying for you.



As for Sameer, I've warned him

DemCrush:
Hmmm what about paying you 1500 dollars to open that thread declaring ur love for me na

... Deal!..

ritababe:


HQ now.

Oliviaarims:



... Deal!..

Uhmmm Remove the last zero, then we have a Deal!

This is epic! Fvcking hilarious

....I see Cocoberry finally opening a thread for me and admitting that she loves me

ClassCaptain is one really funny dude... Prophecies indeed! I laughed the hardest@no18.. Lol