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10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by nedu86(m): 8:55am On Jan 05, 2016 |
In response to 10 Pains of the Nigerian Bachelor: https://www.nairaland.com/2842907/10-pains-nigerian-bachelor Here are possible pains of the Nigerian spinster. 1. Everywhere you go, you are always asked "when are we coming to eat rice". 2. Your birthday is always nightmare. You're +1 and yet no serious relationship leading to marriage. 3. During morning and evening devotion, you are part of the prayer point. 4. Your parents and siblings prey on your salary simply because they assume you have very few responsibilities. 5. Even when you badly need a car, your family and friends would advice against such cos they feel you'd scare away potential suitors. 6. You see family and friends trying to hook you up to some dudes somewhere even against your request or wish. 7. Your aggression is simply translated to mean being a potential nagging wife. They'd always reiterate "is this how you will become a wife?". 8. You become scared of scrolling your facebook wall cos one way or the other, you'll see friends wedding pixs uploaded. 9. You become active in church activities and taking up hospitable ursher roles. 10. You become hostile to guys who just want to be your friend. Sometimes you tag them 'time wasters'. Pls add urs! 5 Likes |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by TRADELYN: 8:58am On Jan 05, 2016 |
> They eat less food to look very slim. > They are seen as wicked; assuming that men run away from them because of their terrible character. > The society disrespects them for being single. This causes them shame. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by missKiffy(f): 8:59am On Jan 05, 2016 |
No 5 is annoying ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Cutehector(m): 9:01am On Jan 05, 2016 |
They waitn patiently for d coming of the Lord Jesus the Bridegroom 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by ikescope: 9:02am On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Theyveedo(m): 9:17am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Really? 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Redoil: 9:17am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Pidggin(f): 9:23am On Jan 05, 2016 |
nedu86: People will see you as frustrated and unhappy lmao. A married Lady I know was pointing out all the +40 singles in my area to me, I will never forget what she added "When I was thinking my problems are much at least I am better than all of them" In my mind I was wondering how? Her husband spends 8 mths out of 12 in another state, she tells me of numerous marital problems she is going through, so better how?! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by ggrin(f): 9:31am On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Nobody: 9:40am On Jan 05, 2016 |
nedu86: Whenever you want. ![]() 2. Your birthday is always nightmare. You're +1 and yet no serious relationship leading to marriage. Never! I get nice gifts and there is lots of food and I dress nicely and there is a party of course and everyone I love is coming over. ![]() 3. During morning and evening devotion, you are part of the prayer point. Is it not nice? ![]() 4. Your parents and siblings prey on your salary simply because they assume you have very few responsibilities. Well, there is a solution to this. You get your money and go on a shopping spree. ![]() 5. Even when you badly need a car, your family and friends would advice against such cos they feel you'd scare away potential suitors. I would get a SUV then just to see the looks on their faces ...... priceless ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 6. You see family and friends trying to hook you up to some dudes somewhere even against your request or wish. My family did it only once and it was the last time. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 7. Your aggression is simply translated to mean being a potential nagging wife. They'd always reiterate "is this how you will become a wife?". Exactly would be my answer. 8. You become scared of scrolling your facebook wall cos one way or the other, you'll see friends wedding pixs uploaded. This can only happen if you believe that they are happier than you just because of marriage. 9. You become active in church activities and taking up hospitable ursher roles. Me? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 10. You become hostile to guys who just want to be your friend. Sometimes you tag them 'time wasters'. Desperado alert! Pls add urs! If not being married affects you in such a way, you are not ready to get married. ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by nedu86(m): 9:52am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Lol Mindfulness: |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Lilac91: 10:12am On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Aviero: 10:40am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Why dem no go de get pains... When they are looking for a man that's: 6ft plus like Snoop Dogg Handsome like Wizkid RIICH like E-Money Romantic like TuFace Caring like Jesus God-fearing like Kumuyi Sexy like Trey Songz Funny like Kevin Hart Prayerful like MFM pastors Intelligent like Seun 10 in 1. Okay na.. ![]() Dem go tey for spinsterhood... 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by nedu86(m): 10:40am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Lilac91: 10:50am On Jan 05, 2016 |
nedu86:yeah. Lol |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by 2dice(m): 11:08am On Jan 05, 2016 |
22years ---- 8bfs 26 ---- 4bfs 32 ---- 2bfs 36 ---- 1bf If ur village winch na 8G at 40 ---- -4bfs 45 ---- She Go turn Sister ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by MizMyColi(f): 11:12am On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Nobody: 11:47am On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by perkynoble(f): 11:48am On Jan 05, 2016 |
No. 1 is most disheartening
I pray that all spinsters will get a good husband this year 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by bjcole(m): 11:48am On Jan 05, 2016 |
nedu86:Very Funny indeed. I think a lady just need to look inward, think deeply and forge ahead, not just listening to what people are saying. There is no woman that can't get married as long as she has set her mind to it and work towards it. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by lilmax(m): 11:55am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Pidggin:plain stupidity 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by nedu86(m): 12:02pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Qualer: 12:15pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Pidggin: 1 Like
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Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by MzCorleone(f): 2:11pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Aviero:Sucker punch ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by ivyT(f): 2:16pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Pidggin: i wonder o 1 Like |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by SAMBARRY: 2:34pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
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Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by Babprosper20(m): 3:08pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
oh really? |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by austine4real(m): 3:14pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
I was here. Wake me up when it gets 2 fp. The head of d poster below me is smellin. I just peed on his head |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by austine4real(m): 3:14pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
I was here. Wake me up when it gets 2 fp. The head of d poster below me is smellin. I just peed on his head |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by ladyF(f): 6:16pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
lol, counter thread as expected. Y'all make it look as if being single is a bad thing. Abeg someone should come up with a thread on "The advantages of being a spinster", let's show these married folks what they're missing. ![]() ![]() ![]() If you want to quote me to tell me to go and marry, abeg don't bother... ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by kevoh(m): 6:59pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Make I book space here! ![]() |
Re: 10 Pains Of The Nigerian Spinster by kevoh(m): 7:11pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
ladyF:How old are you? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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