Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,201,900 members, 7,980,202 topics. Date: Sunday, 20 October 2024 at 08:32 AM

10 Facts About Ladies - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / 10 Facts About Ladies (1349 Views)

Is This True About Ladies? - Pics / 8 Stereotypical Belief About Ladies With Beards And Hairy Body / Photo: Is This True About Ladies Nowadays On Their Period? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jan 07, 2016
1. Put a lady in a top position, she becomes
power drunk.

2. Ladies use the most expensive mobile gadgets.

3. A lady won't mind leaving you for a successful
person even when she knows you spent money meant for your future to satisfy her.

b. Even if she decides to stay, her parents might
kick against it when chief Ego comes calling.

4. Don't remain a bad boy all your life cos ladies
lose the love for them as they grow mature.

5. Extreme laziness is what leads most girls into
prostitution.

6. Most girls only cherish what they are chewing. The moment they swallow it, they never remember a damn thing about it again. So, you have to keep giving them more.

7. Most beautiful girls cannot engage in
intelligent discussions. Talking about APC and
PDP is a sure sleeping tablet for them.

8. When 2 ladies you are dating meet each other, they prefer to fight themselves while you watch.

b. When they decide not to fight themselves,
count it that you are finished cos they'll team up
against you later.

9. When you tell your girl how successful your
friend has become, she joins in praising him but
see you as a fool for not being like him.

b. She might even dump you for him. Don't
blame her, blame yourself for advertising him to
her.

10. Most babes will rubbish facebook owner if he should walk up to them on the street, cos they are not enlightened enough to know who he is nor what he looks like. Yet, they use facebook everyday

Written by Adewole Segun

www.lifestyletonight..co.ke/2016/01/10-facts-about-ladies.html?m=1

Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by brunofarad(m): 1:33pm On Jan 07, 2016
Ok
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2016
True!


It's a Good thing you used the word "Most". I know We still have very Few Sensible ones. Very Few.


& Your Number 6 though "You have to keep given them more" More of what exactly Sex Money OR Love
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by obiorathesubtle: 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2016
Synopsis: Most women are hoes and aint loyal.

QED
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 1:35pm On Jan 07, 2016
Scanning for errors...

SOME ERRORS DETECTED!
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by iceberylin(m): 1:36pm On Jan 07, 2016
Epic @4
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Laveda(f): 1:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
Really? embarassed
Okay cry
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Adamsdelrio(m): 1:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
Trying to satisfy everything need of a lady is like fetching water in a basket. grin

1 Like

Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jan 07, 2016
So APC and PDP topics are one of the intelligient conversations a smart lady should have?

I don't know a thing about them. Just that PDP is not the winning team now. So am not considered smart??

You see yourself. Guys always been thinking beautiful ladies are dumb undecided

Then intelligent and beautiful ones are likely going to be proud. undecided see the idiot below me sad

1 Like

Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 1:40pm On Jan 07, 2016
in summary
we have a lot of dumb fūcktards with vagínas roaming the streets
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 1:40pm On Jan 07, 2016
# 8...Lol. I will never gonna fight for the rubbish I throw...she can have him.
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Maamin(m): 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
#7 and 10 tho!.... grin
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mehn ur number 10 na true oo
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by joliyp(f): 2:04pm On Jan 07, 2016
lol funny thread.

.fight
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 5:23pm On Jan 07, 2016
KashyBaby:
# 8...Lol. I will never gonna fight for the rubbish I throw...she can have him.
what if he's D'banj? grin grin grin


Cc; lalasticlala obinoscopy
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jan 07, 2016
@numbr3...b4 nko,wu no lyk beta tin
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by firstking01(m): 5:42pm On Jan 07, 2016
RexKex:
True!


It's a Good thing you used the word "Most". I know We still have very Few Sensible ones. Very Few.


& Your Number 6 though "You have to keep given them more" More of what exactly Sex Money OR Love
ofcourse, u just mentioned d 3 tins na
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by firstking01(m): 5:46pm On Jan 07, 2016
Instead of me togo brace myself, increase my husstlinq strength, na togo dey brag abt ma niggar wey hammer to my gf huh...i must be extremely foolish to do dat...no sane guy does dat op undecided
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jan 07, 2016
Its a Lie@OP. Everybody is not the same.
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2016
firstking01:
Instead of me togo brace myself, increase my husstlinq strength, na togo dey brag abt ma niggar wey hammer to my gf huh...i must be extremely foolish to do dat...no sane guy does dat op undecided
you might not even know when you do such. Check out this phone call scenario:

Bae: hi boyfriend, where are you?

You: am at kenny's party

Bae: what is he celebrating

You: he's celebrating his brand new car

Bae: ok



What do you think your babe will be think of afterwards? She'll start weighing the both of you and wondering why you are not the one celebrating a brand new car. The innocent you won't know you just advertised your friend to her.

Do you get it now?

We sometimes do these things without knowing, and babes pick up subtle informations easily.
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 6:08pm On Jan 07, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Its a Lie@OP.
Everybody is not the same.
yes, but every lady must possess 3 out of those 10 qualities.
naughtynaughty:
@numbr3...b4 nko,wu no lyk beta tin
haba grin

Sheyna hin go con make you dump the guy wey don dey suffer for you for a long time? grin
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Rukkydelta(f): 6:15pm On Jan 07, 2016
Every time ladies this, ladies that.......... Please nl guys should leave us alone
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by firstking01(m): 7:28pm On Jan 07, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
you might not even know when you do such. Check out this phone call scenario:

Bae: hi boyfriend, where are you?

You: am at kenny's party

Bae: what is he celebrating

You: he's celebrating his brand new car

Bae: ok



What do you think your babe will be think of afterwards? She'll start weighing the both of you and wondering why you are not the one celebrating a brand new car. The innocent you won't know you just advertised your friend to her.

Do you get it now?

We sometimes do these things without knowing, and babes pick up subtle informations easily.
u dint present it like dis na in d write up??
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2016
firstking01:
u dint present it like dis na in d write up??
check out this scenario too:



You: that silly kunle thinks he can do me shakara just cos he bought a new car.

Bae: oh, he just bought a car? What model?

You: a toyota...it's not all that neat sef! Mtchew




Guess what will be running through your Bae's mind afterwards.
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by firstking01(m): 3:40pm On Jan 08, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
check out this scenario too:



You: that silly kunle thinks he can do me shakara just cos he bought a new car.

Bae: oh, he just bought a car? What model?

You: a toyota...it's not all that neat sef! Mtchew




Guess what will be running through your Bae's mind afterwards.
my brother, i catch ur point....bt still, if ur gf knws where ur going and believes in u and ur dream, den i dnt tink i need to bother more on wat she's tinking...if she wanna take a walk, lerra qo.
Re: 10 Facts About Ladies by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jun 23, 2016
cc lalasticlala counter thread.

(1) (Reply)

Understanding the Technicalities of Condom usage (A must see). / Masturbatn Or Fornication / How To Talk To Women When You Are Shy

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 24
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.