Dear DSTV,

I have dated to you for a long time. And all thru the years I faithfully served you and toiled for you. All my resources I have invested in what was supposed to be a two-way relationship. But all I have gotten back in the form of affection are old documentaries, archived movies that are now the movie museum in America. And content that practically kill my drive and passion. And when, once in while, you show "recent" movies, they are only as "recent" as six months to a year ago. Our dream of building a mutually beneficial union has been hijacked by your greed and selfishness. You do not care how I feel or how I manage to pay the monthly subscription to watch your premiumless "premium" content.

I do not want to dwell on the insensitive increase in subscription which is not accompanied by an upgrade in content. I hear you only inflict this pain on those of us concubines here in Nigeria. While you fete other of your concubines in other countries with good content and recent information, not the outdated show of shame you feed us with.

I have borne with you and paid the price for years and I know its high time this pains stops. I heard NETFLIX is now streaming content to viewers in Nigeria and so I checked them out and it is TRUE. I watched an entire movie free and I am told I could continue to watch free for one month and later pay about 10 USD to be able to stream on four different devices. Honey (DSTV), with this great news, I am kissing you goodbye. My years of enslavement to you are over and I dare tell you that I will not come back (I know I have left and returned in the past). I only wish that the internet service providers will take advantage of this opportunity and give NETFLIX subscribers good data plans for high data consumption. I have waited for this day for long, and NOW IT IS HERE.

I wish everyone in an endurable relationship like I have had with you will have the opportunity to dump ruthless lovers like you for romantic and blissful lovers like NETFLIX. I have deleted you from all my social media channels. So dont try to call me as I will not take your calls or respond to you on whatsapp, 2go or BBM. I warned you about this day, but in your arrogance, you did not heed my warning. Goodbye DSTV...Hello NETFLIX.

Totfulguy

Very nice,lol

Don't be in a hurry. Our network providers are not ready for it.. We shouldn't be in a hurry to accept a new innovation.

rheether:
Don't be in a hurry. Our network providers are not ready for it.. We shouldn't be in a hurry to accept a new innovation.

Rheether dear, I AM!

It's happening in other countries too.

muafrika:
It's happening in other countries too.

Yes