Why do people close their eyes when they kiss?

Who invented this custom? When you don’t keep your eyes closed you’re violating a sacred principle. It’s like eating cereal with your hands when nobody’s around. Nobody sees you, but you still feel weird and like you’re violating the natural order.

If you need a reason to keep your eyes closed while kissing, here are seven top reasons, according to a poll.

Reasons why people kiss with their eyes closed:

1. You wouldn’t want to see what you look like while kissing, so neither would your partner;

2. Your brain can’t make your tongue swirl around if your eyes are moving at the same time. It’s the same principle as trying to pat your head while using your other hand to go in circles over your belly;

3. It’s weird enough to kiss with your eyes open, but even weirder to make moaning sounds;

4. It’s bad for your eyeballs to look that close at anything;

5. For females, it ruins everything if you’re fantasizing about Brad Pitt when you’re
actually staring at something closer to Lalasticlal.a;

6. For males, if you’re kissing in the middle of intercourse, with your eyes closed it’s easier to imagine Soccer;

7. With your eyes open, your lover’s nose looks bigger than Aso Rock.


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Written by Nunogomez

in other words,, if you open your eyes you might get pissed off with what you see and bite that lip off......

bt 9ja babes no dey learn
Dem go shine eyes like street lights

Number 6 though.


So If my eyes are closed while kissing & f**king I will definitely imagine soccer?


Interesting Shiit!

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nunogomez:


5. For females, it ruins everything if you’re fantasizing about Brad Pitt when you’re
actually staring at something closer to Lalasticlal.a;

Here goes your one chance of ever making frontpage again on nairaland

Crap

Ok

You couldn't be more wrong, Mister. I used to play football and table tennis a lot, and I also play the piano, so I have great eye-hand co-ordination. You posted a lot of fallacies up there.

I dunno jhor.
I guess it's more a less a reflex action.
Or Maybe your brain has been conditioned to close the eyes when kissing.

So as not to see the "Willie Willie" make-up on her face

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Kissing with eyes closed just makes the situation more comfortable.

I do it because lovers in all the movies I've seen close their eyes while kissing.

OP go sleep jare, na aseh be dis wey u talk.

Space for sale

I booked this space with my eyes closed!

It's easier to imagine soccer.... for real? I thought I am the only one who does that!. This shows that most xters we exhibit in life are innert, and almost universal.
About the post, I dont close my eyes while kissing, and does that now make me weired?

And this made FP?

Eyes closed would be better..... I think her lips would taste better that way. Just saying though!

trash.....I kiss wif my eyes wild open....dats even wen u will see d full size of my eyes....

finally opened my eyes to discover that this thread is trash!!!


Mehn Bleep that shii!t

No be play oo

Lalasticlala, shots fired
.chai, when kissing some people you're forced to shut your eyes

IamLEGEND1:
bt 9ja babes no dey learn

Dem go shine eyes like street lights

Brodaly, dem don tire me sef.

Ok

This person dey talk trash!

nunogomez:
Why do people close their eyes when they kiss?

Who invented this custom? When you don’t keep your eyes closed you’re violating a sacred principle. It’s like eating cereal with your hands when nobody’s around. Nobody sees you, but you still feel weird and like you’re violating the natural order.

If you need a reason to keep your eyes closed while kissing, here are seven top reasons, according to a poll.

Reasons why people kiss with their eyes closed:

1. You wouldn’t want to see what you look like while kissing, so neither would your partner;

2. Your brain can’t make your tongue swirl around if your eyes are moving at the same time. It’s the same principle as trying to pat your head while using your other hand to go in circles over your belly;

3. It’s weird enough to kiss with your eyes open, but even weirder to make moaning sounds;

4. It’s bad for your eyeballs to look that close at anything;

5. For females, it ruins everything if you’re fantasizing about Brad Pitt when you’re
actually staring at something closer to Lalasticlal.a;

6. For males, if you’re kissing in the middle of intercourse, with your eyes closed it’s easier to imagine Soccer;

7. With your eyes open, your lover’s nose looks bigger than Aso Rock.


Add yours please


Written by Nunogomez

Lol @ lalasticala

I have not kiss before

Hmm

refiner:
trash.....I kiss wif my eyes wild open....dats even wen u will see d full size of my eyes....

funny u

I'm exceptional cox when I kiss, I kiss with my eyes wide opened. Ask dem girls.