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I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by bumi10(m): 12:50pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Just dey mimd my own business oo na him i came across this powerful but hilarious definition of our able anti-graft agencies. Definition: EFCC/DSS - This is a system in which an accused person is first arrested, detained endlessly while the anti-corruption agency goes about looking for evidence. Guy watin una think? 214 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by benedictnsi(m): 12:53pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Lol 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by fulanimafia: 12:59pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
In the world of corruption advocates, interrogation and possible detention should come before arrests are made. Keep wailing yourselves into lunacy. At least it has some entertainment value. 72 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Wizlove(m): 1:06pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
This theory theory is called fayoseology. This theory made many nairaland zombies match on their senses. 8 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by SamJed(m): 2:03pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
fulanimafia:i don't blame u cos ur name says it all...in which civilized country is someone detained without evidence...standard procedure is...with evidence in hand, u arrest somebody, then charge him to court...interrogating him is to make him confess and possibly get more evidence from what he says to nail him...u guys should stop wearing the cloak of sentiment... 174 Likes 17 Shares |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by virud: 2:06pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Sometimes I wonder if they don't understand international best practices. Better, they should watch movies na... 24 comes to mind... 9 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by virud: 2:14pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
fulanimafia:Investigations could run into several months / years...You could invite/interrogate someone but that doesn't legitimate unlawful detention. We just love to rush through things. Criminal cases takes time to build and investigation ought not to be bulldozed through. 39 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Djicemob: 2:22pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Lalasticlala |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 2:29pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
What wailers are yet to understand is that they are no longer relevant in Nigeria anymore. Their useless party hasnt done anything good for the country 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tuniski: 2:42pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
abduljabbar4:zombie ooo zombie! 94 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by toolovely(m): 2:45pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
abduljabbar4: And what ur useful party is doing for the countrt is trampling on people's right? Arresting and detaining people with out evidence and thats d best development ur party can bring to d country? 73 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 2:52pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
toolovely: I dont care about how they do it. Infact they should arrest them first and advertise for petition from people on NTA. Fighting corruption unlawfully is better than celebrating it 27 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 2:54pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
tuniski: Irrelevant pdp loser gerrout! Corruption will be eradicated whether you like it or not. If you like gather yourselves in concentration camps and die we wont care 5 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tuniski: 3:00pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
abduljabbar4:another bigoted zombie! Lame talk left to this zombie any non zombie voice must be crushed. Well, for your information nigeria is now a concentration camp with citizens on cliff hanger. 54 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Naturallyme: 3:01pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Wailers will wail in vain. As the national cake is not going round as usual, they resorted to crying wolf. Buhari has said it, be ready to face the consequences of ur actions. The amazing thing is that those in detention are not complaining, it those rats yet to be arrested wailing because they are afraid. This year anyone that escapes justice will suffer cancer, brain disease, tumor of the testis in Jesus Name. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 3:08pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
tuniski: You think we dont know why you are supporting pdp? Ipob members hate the nation and want anything that will bring the nation down thats why they support pdp. 7 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Mznaett: 3:10pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Flora Shaw made a very big mistake by naming this country "NIGERIA" instead of BANANA REPUBLIC because its crises come in bunches. ![]() 35 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Duru1(m): 3:11pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
fulanimafia: You are one reason Nigeria is a certified dead-end. 37 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by andychukse(m): 3:11pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by passionate88: 3:11pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by VickyRotex(f): 3:12pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Nothing hilarious here ![]() ![]() Mznaett: Banana kor, Pineapple ni ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by dedons: 3:12pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
In the end,our children will ask us how and why we allowed an old ancestor to rule us-Martin Luther King Jnr. 19 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by dominique(f): 3:13pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
What is hilarious about this? ![]() |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tsdarkside(m): 3:13pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Mznaett: hahahaha.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by obiorathesubtle: 3:13pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
what's funny about the truth? ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Sunnycliff(m): 3:14pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Because they are been puppeted by an anti Democratic Leader. Whose crunch word in Kwarupshion. Arrests before going to court. Daura Secret Service Executioners 10 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by iamsodium(m): 3:14pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Hmm |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by timilehing(m): 3:15pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
SamJed:You mean accused are charged to court before interrogation?? You are a grade 1 nincom.poop 5 Likes |
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Toeyoursea(m): 3:15pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Msheeeeeew. #ISTANDWITHBUHARI 2 Likes
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