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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tsdarkside(m): 3:15pm On Jan 09, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
what's funny about the truth? undecided

banana comes in bunches... grin..hilarious.. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by feaworaoja007: 3:16pm On Jan 09, 2016
SamJed:
i don't blame u cos ur name says it all...in which civilized country is someone detained without evidence...standard procedure is...with evidence in hand, u arrest somebody, then charge him to court...interrogating him is to make him confess and possibly get more evidence from what he says to nail him...u guys should stop wearing the cloak of sentiment...
word!

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by cutekhalifa(m): 3:17pm On Jan 09, 2016
When are they going to arrest thief Tinubu

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by MediaDeveloper(m): 3:18pm On Jan 09, 2016
These definition is a true representation of what is applicable to both the EFCC and DSS as witnessed in events happening around the Nigerian security system of operation.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tuniski: 3:18pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:


You think we dont know why you are supporting pdp? Ipob members hate the nation and want anything that will bring the nation down thats why they support pdp.
I am a northerner for your information I don't have any affiliation with secessionist. On the flip side I am yoruba and u know the role my race played in giving us this scam called chanjji!!!

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tsdarkside(m): 3:18pm On Jan 09, 2016
feaworaoja007:
word!

we have videos and tapes evidence.... grin grin grin grin

banana comes in bunches.... grin grin grin grin grin
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by anonimi: 3:19pm On Jan 09, 2016
fulanimafia:
In the world of corruption advocates, interrogation and possible detention should come before arrests are made.

Keep wailing yourselves into lunacy. At least it has some entertainment value.


Obasanjo who followed the archaic definition by the OP's post made NO progress on corruption since he was the epitome of corruption himself despite the plenty noise and media show.
Jonathan who did a SYSTEMATIC, lawful fight made BETTER progress.
Those are the FACTS, deal with them.



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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:


You think we dont know why you are supporting pdp? Ipob members hate the nation and want anything that will bring the nation down thats why they support pdp.
Gbam! Don't my all these IPOB touts that doesn't know left and right. South south who their son lost the election has moved on but these bitter IPOB are still wailing up and down. Tell them that all these their nonsense will not stop Nnamdi Kanu going to jail for very long time.

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by chidextec: 3:20pm On Jan 09, 2016
The guy above me is a bonifide Wailer
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by desire21: 3:22pm On Jan 09, 2016
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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Mznaett: 3:22pm On Jan 09, 2016
tsdarkside:

hahahaha.... grin grin grin grin grin...you funny... grin grin grin
My brother,,just supply the cement and gravels,I'll make the concretegrin
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 09, 2016
tuniski:
I am a northerner for your information and don't have any affiliation with secessionist. On the flip side I am yoruba and u the role my race played in giving us this scam called chanjji!!!
Damn! keep quiet there. You and who be northerner Get out of here joor.
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Toks2008(m): 3:24pm On Jan 09, 2016
I think there is always a peculiar measure to a peculiar situation in a peculiar country.
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by olami100(m): 3:25pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:


Irrelevant pdp loser gerrout! Corruption will be eradicated whether you like it or not. If you like gather yourselves in concentration camps and die we wont care

Honestly it will be very difficult.. Maybe until we dissolve national assembly..

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jan 09, 2016
Anybody that doesn't like what EFCC/DSS are doing can leave the country for sane Nigerians plss
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by easyhacq(m): 3:30pm On Jan 09, 2016
bumi10:
Just dey mimd my own business oo na him i came across this powerful but hilarious definition of our able anti-graft agencies.

Definition: EFCC/DSS - This is a system in which an accused person is first arrested, detained endlessly while the anti-corruption agency goes about looking for evidence.

Guy watin una think?


Who care, you can define it the way you like. all I know is that looters must vomit

#LoveForBuhari.
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by dannyjesutofunmi(m): 3:30pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:


Irrelevant pdp loser gerrout! Corruption will be eradicated whether you like it or not. If you like gather yourselves in concentration camps and die we wont care
you have nothing to offer with all this your sentimental comments. It shows your thinking is corrupt too.
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by ayindejimmy(m): 3:31pm On Jan 09, 2016
SamJed:
i don't blame u cos ur name says it all...in which civilized country is someone detained without evidence...standard procedure is...with evidence in hand, u arrest somebody, then charge him to court...interrogating him is to make him confess and possibly get more evidence from what he says to nail him...u guys should stop wearing the cloak of sentiment...
which country is so blessed like ng bt 70% of its populatn still languish in abject poverty.
Every country has its soverienty and its peculiarities- these are desparate times that call for desparate measures.
Saudi Arabia jus executed a cleric cos he professes divergent view from the govt. The US or Ng will never do such.
When a suspect is suspected to av committed a serious crime and he's capable of distorting investigatn- the needful has to b done within the circumstance that prevail.
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 3:32pm On Jan 09, 2016
dannyjesutofunmi:

you have nothing to offer with all this your sentimental comments. It shows your thinking is corrupt too.

Wailing wailer
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by ayindejimmy(m): 3:33pm On Jan 09, 2016
tuniski:
I am a northerner for your information and don't have any affiliation with secessionist. On the flip side I am yoruba and u the role my race played in giving us this scam called chanjji!!!
wait a sec. U'r a northerner and a Yoruba?!
Nw, dats new
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by bidemi12(m): 3:34pm On Jan 09, 2016
ayindejimmy:

which country is so blessed like ng bt 70% of its populatn still languish in abject poverty.
Every country has its soverienty and its peculiarities- these are desparate times that call for desparate measures.
Saudi Arabia jus executed a cleric cos he professes divergent view from the govt. The US or Ng will never do such.
When a suspect is suspected to av committed a serious crime and he's capable of distorting investigatn- the needful has to b done within the circumstance that prevail.

Define blessed.
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by dotcomnamename: 3:35pm On Jan 09, 2016
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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by SamJed(m): 3:36pm On Jan 09, 2016
timilehing:
You mean accused are charged to court before interrogation?? You are a grade 1 nincom.poop
pls don't quote me if u can't comprehend what i said....been retarded intellectually is allowed tho...
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by abduljabbar4(m): 3:36pm On Jan 09, 2016
tuniski:
I am a northerner for your information and don't have any affiliation with secessionist. On the flip side I am yoruba and u the role my race played in giving us this scam called chanjji!!!


I keep wondering. You didnt vote for APC and you are claiming that they scammed you. Ipob loser. Instead of you to kneel down before buhari and beg him to release your dilector namdi Cownu you are here saying trash

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by sammhi(m): 3:40pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:


Irrelevant pdp loser gerrout! Corruption will be eradicated whether you like it or not. If you like gather yourselves in concentration camps and die we wont care
it seems u are demented. show me one politician who is clean.. like looking for a virgin in a maternity ward....
stop being a sadist and a bigot....
am sure you are also corrupt in your little zone but because no one knows , you de form...
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by tuniski: 3:41pm On Jan 09, 2016
abduljabbar4:



I keep wondering. You didnt vote for APC and you are claiming that they scammed you. Ipob loser. Instead of you to kneel down before buhari and beg him to release your dilector namdi Cownu you are here saying trash
certainly zombism is making buhari God when common sense is lost. Well u can continue to worship your buhari but, don't expect non zombies to do same. The middlebelt will soon show u we were scammed by chanji u hear!

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Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by ayindejimmy(m): 3:41pm On Jan 09, 2016
bidemi12:


Define blessed.
use ur Dic.
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Callmemike(m): 3:42pm On Jan 09, 2016
timilehing:
You mean accused are charged to court before interrogation?? You are a grade 1 nincom.poop

Awwww. Let me make matters clear to you. You may arrest, interrogate, or invite a person accused of a crime. However, you haven't any right to detain him for more than 48hrs. Hence it is imperative that you have your evidence before arresting with a view to detention


so you see why it is wrong to just abuse someone herein?
Re: I Just Saw This Hilarious Definition Of Efcc & Dss - I Won Laugh Die by Habeebpain(m): 3:43pm On Jan 09, 2016
SamJed:
i don't blame u cos ur name says it all...in which civilized country is someone detained without evidence...standard procedure is...with evidence in hand, u arrest somebody, then charge him to court...interrogating him is to make him confess and possibly get more evidence from what he says to nail him...u guys should stop wearing the cloak of sentiment...

The US is an example. Guantanamo bay inmates are referred to as detainees and not prisoners because they are supposedly security threats and not because they've committed any crime.

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