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How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
[b] I will get to the point. This Monday my Counselor called me. "Your grades need to improve from a 3.33 to a 3.5+ if you ever hope to get to medical school" Naturally, i took her warning seriously and started visiting the library more often. Theres this girl in my dept that is always hanging around in the library, i figured she was a genius since shes one of the top students that asslick professors I approached her, as i desperately need a nerd in my clique. This girl is average with glasses, white, average titts and a very boring personality. We started talking and got friendly. On friday, i asked her out since i figured why not fvck her in the process of boosting my grades right? My shocker of the year came when she said "Sorry, You are not my type, lets be friends" I didnt even know how to react, I was clearly out of her league, I am Black Rich...A lil Bit, Athletic, Popular(Indoor Track&SOccer Star, Professional Goof) and Handsome. When she uttered that statement i seriously thought "This Biitch be trippin?" Its now a challenge to me. My goal is to fvck her before the semester ends in June, Guys I need your help, any tips? [/b] 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Ginaz(f): 7:53pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
You need Jesus ! i won't give you any tip 2 Likes |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by BeeBeeOoh(m): 7:57pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
This is new year, I don't give dis kinda advise by dis time of d year.. |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
That you're rich, handsome, etc doesn't mean everyone would find you attractive. Maybe the qualities she require in a guy are not in your arsenal. She probably wants a guy that's nerdish like her. Birds of a feather flock together. If you seriously want to get her, you need to align your interest to hers. Read together, solve problems together and impress her academically. She'll be the one falling for you. 6 Likes |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Fifthcolumnist: I love you, NO HOMO. Very Sensible idea. But theres no way i can be a nerd in just 6 months. My plan is to hit it and Quit...You feel me? 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by myboy2010(m): 8:01pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Bleep her anally |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Find a way to RAPE her!! |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
myboy2010: prettythicksme: prettythicksme: I have an idea why dont you Myboy rape prettythickisme Anally Baboons. 7 Likes |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Get a sex tape of her and threaten to show the whole dept unless she cooperates. Thank me later |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by kirchofff(m): 8:06pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Pray 4 her |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by vault(m): 8:06pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
prettythicksme:u sure u a girl |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by vault(m): 8:07pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
then become her type |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by myboy2010(m): 8:07pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Vanquay:u r so thoughtful.. over to you fine gyrl...nd to you adviser of doom, u r hereby sentence to 10 years in the psychiatric ward |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Vanquay:U created dis shiii&we gave u solutions to ur problm now u talking rubbish! |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Monalisa185(f): 8:08pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
PERVERT leave her the heck alone, she told you prompt and plain already... 1 Like |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
vault:Y u asked me? |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Monalisa185: I just wanna ask her for some head I might chase it///But i dont need the biitch I thought trying to date someone is all about chasing, I am no PERVERT |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by vick555(m): 8:14pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Ginaz: Lol! Ginaz u mean. The dude wanna fuc k! Fuc k! Fuc k!!! Is what he needs not jesus anything! |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Monalisa185(f): 9:48pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Vanquay: issoraii... good luck... |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by vault(m): 11:58am On Jan 10, 2016 |
prettythicksme:I thought u girls hate molestation |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by NemzySeries(m): 3:41pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Acid dos d magic |
Re: How Do You Fvck A Girl That Says "Your Are Not My Type"? by Holyfield1(m): 10:47pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
Vanquay:Did you end up fucking her? |
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