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Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 10:19pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button. "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover." The nurse replied him, Your penis is under your pillow." "MEN NEVER LISTEN" 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by iceberylin(m): 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Chicago peeps |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by humanbeing6th(f): 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
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Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
They never do! Stubborn fellaz! |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 10:36pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Estharfabian:Men are stubborn fellaz while women are selfish fellaz 1 Like |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by IamLEGEND1: 10:36pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
this thing af teyed |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
cosby02:A 450-Word Essay to justify your claims please? |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
hehehehe the man sounds like a Yoruba man to me no offence |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by hatux: 10:45pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
The (f)poster above me is very silly and dumb! 1 Like |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by bustykasa(f): 10:51pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Funny |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by utenwuson: 11:00pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
now this is funny! kikikikikikikikikikikikiki! Doing wah under d pillow? |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by yanabasee(m): 11:18pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Buahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.... Finally, this made my day.... |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:19pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Estharfabian:Read the joke again... it should be enough. |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
cosby02:? |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:21pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:23pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
utenwuson:Laying there lifeless |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Emac34:What? |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:29pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Estharfabian:Keep readng in between lines untill you get the point |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:37pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
QueenValerie:Just observing |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:39pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Emac34:uhm, okay |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:43pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Emac34:INEC observer |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:49pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
QueenValerie:was ur guy ever a victim of such |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:51pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
cosby02:U dis monitoring spirit |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
Emac34:Uh,that machine doesn't exist,so don't go in the ladies room looking for it OK? |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:59pm On Jan 09, 2016 |
QueenValerie:looking for wetin Who wan lose im power house |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 12:03am On Jan 10, 2016 |
Emac34:No one I guess,but it don't exsit dude. |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 12:07am On Jan 10, 2016 |
scary news! |
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Emac34:You got me wondering what where you observing and why? |
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