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Detective Allen tossed the last seed at the flock of pigeons that were cooing and pecking infront of him. Rubbing his hands together to get off the dusts in his fingers, he glanced around the park and picked up the newspaper lying on the bench he was sitting on. It was noon and the park was quite empty with a few homeless men sleeping under the shade that the foliages of the trees provided. It was a sunny day though the temperature made wearing some warms clothings a necessity.

Allen read the newspaper for a while and slowly looked up to monitor the activities going on around him. Seeing nothing interesting that caught his attention, he shift his gaze back to the newspaper. Then he paused again with a sigh and glanced at the man who just came over and sat next to him on the bench. He gave a weak smile and turn back to his paper.

"It's been quite a long time my good ol friend", Allen began indifferently without looking at the man beside him. "How are you doing.....Mr Eric Uzo?", he asked.

"What brought you to Easthill?", Eric asked the detective without looking at him too.

"I suppose to be asking you the same question", Allen replied.

"Well, i got bored in Metro-city and heard that hell is being raised here in Easthill. So....i decided to come join the party", Eric replied. Then he looked at Allen. "I was surprised when i saw your text message, saying that you wanted to see me urgently and more surprised when you told me that you were in this city".

"Okay......and i'm glad you came", Allen muttered.

"So what is this meeting about?", Eric asked. "Dont tell me it's because you heard that i am in Easthill and started catching some feelings. And decided to come check up on me".

"No i got transfered to this place", Allen replied and flipped the paper to the next page. "It's like that hell raising party also brought me here", he murmured.

"Hm.....congratulation. So how is your first day on the job", Eric asked.

Allen placed the newspaper beside him and looked at Eric. "My first day?", he smirked. "Well, it was kind of interesting. Last night i had to investigate a massage parlour that got turned into a meat factory, only to learn from my new partner that there was another report of a shooting to death of several men in a strip club. This morning i came to my new office to see the manila folder that contained the reports about the two dead bodies found at the General hospital".

Then detective Allen heaved a deep sigh and stared at the couple that came to the park for a picnic.

"And all the victims of these killings are men of rough character, working for a man of rougher character", he continued and looked at Eric. "It's like someone has been quite busy. Busy moving his way up the food chain", he gestured his index finger upwards. "Dont you think so?", he asked Eric.

"Maybe", Eric replied.

Allen smiled. "Do you know any woman by the name Mrs Betty Smith?", he then asked Eric.

"I think i have heard that name before......but might not remember where", Eric replied.

"What about Alex Philips?", Allen asked again.

Eric said nothing.

"I'm very sure you know something about that guy because when i checked his profile in the system, i saw a face that i knew very well", Allen continued. "I thought there was a mistake somewhere and checked again", then he looked at Eric keenly. "You never told me you had a twin brother".

"Well you never asked", Eric said with indifference.

"What do you know about Barry Philips?".

"Barry Philips is the head of the family that adopted Alex, which you probably know by now. So if you want to know more about the man you have to go ask my twin brother".

"Anyway, this woman by the name Betty, which i think is an assumed name, was gunned down about three days ago", The detective continued. "The next day, Barry Philips was reported missing.....possibly kidnapped. And since then, alot of other things had unfolded in a short period of time after the attempt that was made on that woman's life", Allen continued. "The same day that Barry Phillips was reported missing, a group of men who were members of a violent gang, the same group we suspect to be responsible for shooting that woman, went to the Philips house and shot up the place. They killed some of the house-helps and the chauffeur. Then the same day these same men went to the hospital where the woman was receiving treatments. They were disguised as cops and heavily armed. But someone blew some of them away and the woman disappeared, together with your twin brother's teenage sister who was with her in the hospital".

Allen paused and dug his hand into his pocket. He took out a pack of cigarette and lit one for himself. He offered one to Eric. Eric rejected it.

"So......", Allen continued after two or three puffs. "......other events that followed had been nothing but a f@cking gang-land style killings. Someone or perhaps some group of people started taking out this gang. The last incident was a complete horror. They left pieces of those men all over the place in a massage parlour and a man who seems to be one of their leaders was horribly beaten to death. Done with bare hands".

Allen paused again and stubbed the cigarette. "Eric i want you to tell me what the hell is going on?", he then said to Eric with a stern voice without looking at him.

"What makes you think that i know what the hell is going on?", Eric asked.

"Dude dont play dumb with me....remember that i am cop", Allen retorted. "It's no coincidence that you are here in Easthill when a gang of murderers who are after your twin brother's family and someone that he knows very well, are being slaughtered left and right......dont forget that i know who you are and what you are".

"Yeah i haven't forgotten that", Eric nodded and looked at Allen. "And i haven't forgotten that i had saved your ass more than twice and also the one who helped with those cases that made you a hero detective".

Allen sighed uncomfortably. "Look, i'm just trying to do my job here", he said. "And this is not the home turf.....We are in a different city and i dont really know how the boys in the department do things or how they operate".

"Then you have to thank whoever that is killing those criminals because they are making your job alot easier for you", Eric said".

"Of course i like seeing those criminals buried than having them thrown in jail where we would have to waste taxpayers money on them. But i have to do things by the book man".

"What about those criminals?, are they doing theirs by the book?",
The detective heaved an uncomfortable sigh again

Allen knows very well what's going on and what Eric is up to. But the reason for it is what he still dont know and what he intends to find out. He is a tough detective, known for his "bad cop" techniques of getting informations and making known suspects to break. But he wouldn't want to use such technique on this guy sitting beside him. Because he owes his life and that of his family to him. And had also seen the way he operates, especially when both of them took on one of Metro-city's most violent gang.

"Eric i need something", Allen muttered. "The city mayor wants us to find the perpetrators of these killings and put an end to it immediately. First week in the job and i'm already in a tight spot.....i need something or else you will leave me with no other choice but to bring you in. If i dont, my partner might do it".

Then silence settled between both men. Eric stared at couple enjoying their warm afternoon picnic with laughters and selfies while Allen stared at him, waiting for an answer.

"You remember the night of 15th of August, two years ago", Eric began and looked at Allen.

Allen stared at him and said nothing.

"Of course you do remember....i mean, who will ever forget the events that went down that hot summer night if it happened to them", Eric continued quietly and turned his eyes back to the couple having fun in the grassy field of the park.

Allen remained silent with a distant gaze in his eyes.

"That night you were in your house, wearing only your underwear and lying on the floor with the barrel of a shotgun pointed at your head. Your wife was held down on the floor and unclad. The boss of the Anton crime family had sent some of his craziest foot soldiers to take care of you. Those men were about to make you watch them violate your wife in a very terrible way before carrying out the task required of them. That was when i dropped by and 'settled' the situation".

Allen smirked at how Eric used the word 'settle' to describe what he did to the men that were sent to eliminate him and his family. The last of them was about to lose his second arm when he told Eric who gave them the orders.

"That day you told me that you had been trying to bring down the boss of the Anton crime family", Eric said and interrupted Allen in his thoughts. "But you couldnt do it because the man had alot of connections that helped him beat every case brought against him. You also wished for someone to take him out after seeing that there was no way you can bring him down".

"Eric, this is something that happened two years ago", Allen interrupted impatiently. "But what does it have to do with what is going on now?", he asked.

"That woman that was gunned down", Eric began and looked at Allen. "She was the one who gave me the order to protect you and your family after she got the information on what the Anton mafia wanted to do to you", he said. "And she was the one that made the other thing to happen", Eric added.

"Which other thing?", Allen asked. Then he thought for a while and looked at Eric with a curious look in his face. "The Anton mafia boss died of a heart attack", he muttered.

Eric smirked and showed Allen his left palm. "A blow to the chest region with an open palm can stop a man's heart", he said as he gestured the hand.

Allen sighed and ran his fingers across his hair. "So who is this woman?........is she...like your boss?", he asked.

"Not only my boss", Eric replied. "She is my mother".

"Your mother?", Allen was flabbergasted. "How many mothers do you have?.....what about your mother....i mean the other one in Easthill?".

"She is my foster mother. That woman is my real mother", then Eric looked at Allen with a cold look in his face. "And i aint gonna just sit back and watch the fools that tried to take her life walk around and enjoy theirs".

"So...what the hell do you want me to do?", Allen asked.

"Just one thing. Show this woman some appreciation for the favour that she had done for you by stepping aside and let me do my thing", Eric replied. Then he thought for a while. "I could get you a list of some of the members of the gang. But you gotta arrest them before i get them".

"No.....i want the leaders", Allen protested.

"Well that can't happen", Eric disagreed. "The big boys are already on my list and i wouldn't want us to have a problem because of them".

"There can never be a problem", Allen smiled. "I am a cop, an officer of the law.....",

"Okay then", Eric interrupted him and got up. "If you want to hide behind your badge and push your luck, then be my guest", he concluded and started walking away.

"Dude you are the one pushing your luck.....and dont do anything drastic because i might decide to arrest you", Allen said after Eric as he left.

Then his phone vibrated. It was his partner, Zack calling him. Allen sighed and answered the call as he got up and headed towards his car parked a few metres away.


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Nina coughed and slowly moved her hands. Resting them on her chest that was covered with a warm blanket, she opened her eyes slowly and glanced around the room. She looked at the I.V needle taped to her arm and exhaled weakly. She glanced around the room and looked at the hospital machine and equipment beside her bed. It was turned off.

"Arise and shine woman".

Nina turned to where the voice came from and saw a young man sitting at the corner and busy with his cellphone.

"Eric......what are you doing here?", she asked and glanced around the room again. "Where am i?".

"Hm....you are able to tell who is who. That's a good start", Eric got up and came over to the bed. "But still look quite weak", he said quietly as he placed his hand on Nina's face and examined it.

"Of course i know it is you", Nina said and held his hand. "Where am i......what happened and what day is today?", she asked.

"You are in my secret location, your boys had been in the field, scrapping hard and catching bodies. And today is thursday......you had being in a coma for three days", Eric answered all her questions.

"What?!.....", Nina almost bark and made an attempt to get up. ".....thursday?!, we have to save your father from the Sosai and we only have three days left!", she stated.

"I know.....relax", Eric said and tried to calm her down. "Me and Alex have being getting alot of information. And a few other people are helping out".

"What information?......and which other people are helping?".

Then the door opened. Alex, Suzanne walked into the room. Suzanne saw Nina awake and rushed at her bed with alot of joy. She threw her arm around the hurting woman's shoulder and gave her alot of peck.

"Oh thank God you are awake", Suzanne said after Nina managed to extricate herself from the hug. "I thought i've lost you".

"Well, young woman you can see that i am alive and almost well", Nina smiled weakly and looked at Alex. "What about Max?", she asked him.

"Alex bowed his head and remained silent for a while.

"What happened.....is he alive?", Nina asked with a bit of fear in her voice.

"He is dead", Alex replied. "He is the reason why you are still alive mom.....he covered you and took most of the bullets. His body is still in the morgue".

Nina remained silent with a downcast gaze for a while and then looked at them.

"I promised him that i will protect him", she then said with a sad tone. "And i failed him......i failed him", Nina sobbed.

Suzanne sat beside her and held her hand as she comforted her. Alex sighed and looked at Eric who stared at Nina with a surprised look in his face; he had never seen the woman cry.

"Tell me all about the informations you have", Nina asked and looked at Eric, her voice suddenly firm and the look in her eyes quite hard.

"The oldman still got father but he is not the one that sent those gunmen", Eric replied. "There is another player in the game. A man by the name Gus......do you know him?", he asked Nina.

Nina smirked and pursed her lips. "Go on....continue", she said and looked away.

"This guy called Gus paid some goons by the name Hector and Santos to do the job", Eric continued. "But you weren't the only person in their hit list. They also want Alex dead",

Nina furrowed her eyebrows and looked at Eric. "That's odd", she murmured. "Of course i had a beef with Gus.....but why would he want Alex dead.......anyway how did you know that?", she asked Eric.

"I saw Alex's picture in one of their guy's cellphone when i went to the General hospital to check on one of their dead guys", he replied.

"Dead guys?".

"Yeah.....they wanted to finish the job, to kill you in the hospital but Suzanne took care of them and got you out of there", Alex said. "That's why you are here".

Nina looked at Suzanne and smiled at her.

"But one other thing...", Alex continued. "They were tracking us through your cellphone".

"Tracking through my phone?, That's impossible", Nina shook her head in disbelief. "Even the government of this country cannot track that phone".

"But they did track us through your phone", Eric said. "That was how they located you at the cafe. Alex left the phone in father's place and the men showed up and shot up the place".

"What?!", Nina exclaimed.

"I had it with me when i went to the General hospital and they showed up there", Eric added.

"Oh God", Nina murmured thoughtfully. "What is the situation in Barry's mansion?", she asked.

"Five people dead. Four house helps and.......Rogers", Alex replied quietly and glanced at Eric. "We managed to convince Agnes to take Daniel and Victoria and leave the country. And not to come back till everything is resolved".

Nina sighed and shook her head again. "What about those men?, how far have you gone with them", she asked.

"So far about twenty of the guy including Santos now have the 'Rigamortis' setting in on them. The rest are yet to make any move", Eric replied. "Maybe it's because the tracker is not showing them anything, or maybe they are too scared to make any".

"Where is my cellphone?",

"We gave it to Alex's friend called Chris. We want him to help us find the bug in it.

"And we want you to try to remember the places you had being to throughout last week till the day you were shot", Alex added. "It will help us to be able to find out how it got bugged.

Nina nodded several times and felt her chest that was covered with bandages.

"Gus....", she chuckled and smiled with a nod. "I will take a rest now. I want you all to leave me alone for sometime....perhaps for three hours", she ordered them. Then she looked at Suzanne. "Get me a pen and some papers".

"Okay aunt Nina", she replied and proceeded to the door.

"Whatever it is that make you guys stay sharp and at the top of your game, you better go start doing it.....", Nina said with a smile. ".....because it is open season on Gus and his crew".

CHAPTER NINE.

The huge bodyguard ushered detective Allen into the living-room and said nothing. Allen glanced at the big man who stood infront of the door with his arms folded with an unwelcoming glare in face. The detective gave the man a faint smile and quietly paced towards the man sitting on one of the leather sofas and reading a newspaper.

"Mr Gus?", Allen began and stood infront of the man.

"You are looking at him", the man said nonchalantly with his eyes still on the papers. "So....what can i do for you detective......",

"Detective Allen.....Allen Wilson", Allen said.

"Allen Wilson?, never heard that name before.....are you one of those rookie cops", Gus asked with his eyes still on the newspaper.

"Nope.....i just got transfered from Metro-city", Allen replied, trying to hide his bad feelings for Gus' attitude. "Can i have a seat?", he asked and sat down before Gus gave him the go ahead.

"Oh go ahead.....sorry we dont have donuts", Gus smirked and then put down the newspaper. "And you don't drink on the job".

"Dont worry about refreshments", Allen grunted and crossed his legs.

"So....", Gus looked at Allen. "You are a cop transfered from Metro-city huh?, its like the lack of action over there brought you here".

"I wouldn't think like that", Allen smiled and steepled his fingers. "The actions over there makes the one going on in Easthill look like child's play".

"So Mr Allen.....", Gus began and moved his weight in his seat. "What is the purpose of coming to my place?", he asked and stared at Allen.

"Just came to ask you a few questions.....concerning the recent killings going on in this city", Allen replied.

"Oh that, i saw it in the news....probably a bunch of guys who got bored with their lives and started killing each other".

"Well it's more like someone probably had a beef with a certain group.....or should i say a particular gang. Then he decided to boost the coffins sales and make the funeral homes overbooked".

"Maybe....", Gus muttered as he stared at Allen keenly. "By the way what does that have to do with me?", he asked. "I don't sell coffins and neither do i run a funeral home".

"Yep...but you know one of the men that was killed", Allen said. "His name is Santos. He was one of the leaders of this gang. And also one of your affiliates".

"Santos was in the habit of messing around", Gus sighed. "Maybe he f@cked with the wrong person and....."

"I know he f@cked with the wrong person", Allen interrupted Gus. "All i want to know is, are there other people who knew that he was f@cking with the wrong person, or took part in the f@cking.......or even sent him on a mission to go f@ck with this individual that unfortunately turned out to be the wrong person to f@ck with?".

"And how do you expect me to know that?", Gus asked. "Its not like i'm babysitting Santos to know every goddamn sh!ts he decides to swim in", he said rather irritatedly.

"Well for a man in your position and the kind of business you run", Allen smiled and glanced around the living-room. "I thought you will be keeping a very close tab on everybody you are dealing with in case they decide to spill out something that will be bad for your business".

"Well....detective Allen, i think you should go back to your office and investigate harder because you wont get any answer to your question here", Gus muttered and picked up the newspaper. "And unless you are here with a warrant to search my house or arrest me, you are only wasting my time and yours", he continued.

"Anyway i just came here to give you a heads-up", Allen got up and looked at Gus. "The way your friend....i mean, the way Santos was killed, it showed that his killer wants to send a message that seems to say more terrible things gonna happen. I'm telling you this to let you know that the police department is always there for you. So if there is anything you know or have done that might put your life in danger, just lets us know and we will protect you".

Gus stared at Allen for a while and roared with laughter. Allen could hear the sniggering of the big bodyguard at the door.

"Mr Allen Wilson", Gus began after he managed to control his laughter. "What makes you think that a man like me need you and your fellow cops protection?", he asked.

Allen didn't answer the question. He remained silent and stared at Gus thoughtfully while the man laughed again.

"I would like to tell you a story", he then began and slowly paced around the livingroom with both hands in the side pockets of his trousers. "There is this place....or rather a town not far from Metro-city. The place is called Gails town. Maybe you have heard of that place or maybe not. Anyway the town got a nickname....'gangster town'. It got the name due to the high crime rate with the mafias running alot of shows there. In this town, there was this very poor old woman. No husband, no children or relations. All she had was a very small candy shop that people hardly patronized, except by one particular guy...an a regular customer. This guy not only bought candies, he also spent some time talking with the old woman. Some people mistook him for her son because whenever he came around, she was happy".

Allen paused to admire the expensive looking portrait hanging on the wall of the living-room.

"Then came this new gang", he continued with his story and pacing. "A band of hot headed boys with an ambitious lunatic as their leader. They called themselves the Seven point mafia, and one of the points in their agenda is to run the whole streets of gangster town. They succeeded of course......after showing the other rivals the level of violence that they were willing to unleash on anybody or anything standing in their way. Soon they took over and started extorting people.......club owners, restaurants, shops and even the goddamn roadside cobbler.

Allen paused again and looked at Gus who was staring and listening attentively.

"And of course they showed up infront of that small shop that sells candy, extorting money from the old woman", Allen snorted. "But the problem is the money they were demanding was much more higher than what you will get if you sell all the candy and even the goddamn shop itself. The old woman flatly refused to pay . So they used the only thing they were good at and ended up putting the old woman in the hospital, badly beating. Remember that regular customer i told you about. Well he met one of the gang member and told him to go tell his boss that he wanted an apology for what they did to the poor old woman. The gangster told him to piss off or else he will be made to stop demanding for an apology forever",

Allen stopped and stared at Gus.

"So what happened?", Gus asked.

"Well, some interesting events began to unfold", Allen replied with a smirk. "First, the gangster got killed. We had to go around the town to collect his body parts. Then another seven point gangster suffered the same fate and another and another......and another. At one point it got out of hand that the boys in the police department started getting scared for their own lives after seeing so many horror shows on a daily basis. Some of the C.S.I guys even quit their jobs.

Then Allen gave a faint smile and looked at the big guy standing at the door

"So the top guys of the seven point mafia decided to sit down and find a better way, after many woeful failed attempts, on how to get this outrageous guy that was taking them out like some evil epidemic. Only for the guy to show up at their meeting place, armed with cutting tools and a military grade flamethrower",

Gus furrowed his eyebrows. Allen heard the big bodyguard gasp.

"Half of the men were burnt beyond recognition and the rest turned into a big pile of human pieces", Allen said and looked at Gus. "But the leader of the mafia was spared. We found him on his knees, stark n@ked and shivering uncontrollably as he stared at the gory pile of dead bodies of his fellow comrades in crime", Allen concluded his story.

"So why did this guy spare the leader of the mafia?", Gus asked, trying to hide the nervousness in his voice.

"Nobody knows", Allen replied.

"Where is the leader now".

"Well, he is sitting in some lunatic asylum.....with the gaze of a man that had witnessed untold horrors. And from the way he incessantly mumbled to himself, he seems to be finding it difficult to process the reality of that horror".

Allen looked at Gus. "You are wondering why i'm telling you this story?", he asked. "Well from my investigation, the woman that was shot, probably by Santos and his men, is somehow related to this guy i just told you about.......i think she is his mother. And i don't think he will be demanding an apology this time".

Gus stared at Allen in silence with beads of sweat forming on his forehead.

Allen took out a card from his pocket. "Call me if you have anything to say.....or need protection", he said. He dropped the card on the centre table and headed towards the livingroom door. "Oh....", he paused near the door and looked at the big guy from head to toe. "You gonna need more than king kong to step to this guy", he said to the bodyguard with a smile and left without saying goodbye to Gus.

"I want you to alert all the boys.....i mean every goddamn person!", Gus then ordered his bodyguard after Allen had left. "I want you to also get Hector on the phone too!",


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Tanx for d update Mr Iron

Patiently following

wow now this post is what i call the definition of d0pe

The hard Gus is about to pee on his pants lol! But I really wonder what Allen is up to. Ironkurtain I wasn't expecting an update. Kudos!

Ojibijibi man you make my day

interesting

Mutaino7:
Ojibijibi man you make my day

Essyprity:
The hard Gus is about to pee on his pants lol! But I really wonder what Allen is up to. Ironkurtain I wasn't expecting an update. Kudos!

Thanks sis.

m003:
wow now this post is what i call the definition of d0pe

ironkurtain:

The only plasticKurtain..
Bros i hail

Iyalaya e irokuntain i fucking love u....just imagine d statement *It an open season for gus and his boys* dose anybody know d meaning of open season, leave dat one aside come check d part wey dem tel gus wey dey form boss say him day del wit sombodi mama, o boy see sweating naw...abeg iro put me 4 d tori i wan bcom badoo apprentice

iAreMozelle:



The only plasticKurtain..
Bros i hail

Bro i hail u too.....i havent seen you in a while.....i hope u are enjoying this new year

[quote author=shegs2009 post=41764747]Iyalaya e irokuntain i fucking love u....just imagine d statement *It an open season for gus and his boys* dose anybody know d meaning of open season, leave dat one aside come check d part wey dem tel gus wey dey form boss say him day del wit sombodi mama, o boy see sweating naw...abeg iro put me 4 d tori i wan bcom badoo apprentice

Hahahaha....guy you are very funny

Chai! Ironkurtain, u ar really doing a gud justice to dz piece of work. Mo je dodo. Tnk u 4 d update. Next pls...

Wow!!..and I just said lemme checkup if theres sumfin new,only for me to see dis captivating piece..Ironkurtain u rily made ma day tanx for dis wonderful updates..looking out for more

ironkurtain:


Bro i hail u too.....i havent seen you in a while.....i hope u are enjoying this new year

yes oh bros...i decided to go on a sabbatical until the sequel gets to a mature stage...before you freeze me with suspense

iAreMozelle:


yes oh bros...i decided to go on a sabbatical until the sequel gets to a mature stage...before you freeze me with suspense

Loll okay.....

oldschooljam:
Tanx for d update Mr Iron
Patiently following

do you mean ''iron''as in pressing''iron'' lolzz ladies and thr ways of shortening words

shegs2009:
Iyalaya e irokuntain i fucking love u....just imagine d statement *It an open season for gus and his boys* dose anybody know d meaning of open season, leave dat one aside come check d part wey dem tel gus wey dey form boss say him day del wit sombodi mama, o boy see sweating naw...abeg iro put me 4 d tori i wan bcom badoo apprentice

Bros,u geh mind? U no say oga Eric no dey need hammer to bend iron? Abeg I wan be audience I no fit use my life do trial n error.

Essyprity:

Bros,u geh mind? U no say oga Eric no dey need hammer to bend iron? Abeg I wan be audience I no fit use my life do trial n error.

as u b woman i no blame u, una sabi fear wela...but when i finish work i sure say na u go first pm me say u wan b my wife

So no update for today wey be saturday? Issorait..#strolls out of d thread#

omotalkie:
So no update for today wey be saturday? Issorait..#strolls out of d thread#

Haba why nah my sis?.........i am still putting it in writings and wouldnt rush. I suppose to update today but the madam of the house didnt do some important chore so i had to finish it. And it took alot of my time. I apologize

Okay let me get the coffee and diet pill and redbull.....but if i start writing another story in this story make una no vex oo

shegs2009:
as u b woman i no blame u, una sabi fear wela...but when i finish work i sure say na u go first pm me say u wan b my wife

Essyprity:

Bros,u geh mind? U no say oga Eric no dey need hammer to bend iron? Abeg I wan be audience I no fit use my life do trial n error.

Hahahaha....me sef wey make this Eric character even dey wish to be like him....minus other things i wanted to add but decided against it.

ironkurtain:


Hahahaha....me sef wey make this Eric character even dey wish to be like him....minus other things i wanted to add but decided against it.

Wait wait o, did i just hear u say oder tins, wat is more after all dis butchery and fire blazing **hold oga iro trousers**guy u must state oder worst violence apart frm dis or u go nowhere

shegs2009:
Wait wait o, did i just hear u say oder tins, wat is more after all dis butchery and fire blazing **hold oga iro trousers**guy u must state oder worst violence apart frm dis or u go nowhere

Bros abeg leave am. I just wan make im write as e don buy diet pill and d others. Btw women dey get mind these days o. U know say Nina don wake? Tighten ya seat belt cuz show don start.

Essyprity:

Bros abeg leave am. I just wan make im write as e don buy diet pill and d others. Btw women dey get mind these days o. U know say Nina don wake? Tighten ya seat belt cuz show don start.

**leave his trousers ** na because of essy Ooo

shegs2009:
**leave his trousers ** na because of essy Ooo

Guy na u suppose to dey thank Essy. I was about to call Eric, make him come do something about the hand wey hold my trouser