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Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by HardMirror(m): 4:47pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing ! Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Boy: You know quickie has u And i together. Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u. Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs! Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly! Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.) Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time! Man: I can make your bed rock Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell." Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours? Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down) Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck! Souce: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/rejectingpickuplines.html |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by northvietnam(m): 4:49pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Op so on point.. |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by HardMirror(m): 4:49pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
More: Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together? Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck! Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland! Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice! Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals. Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes. Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Woman: Okay, but would you stay there? Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?" Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet." Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?" Woman: "It's raining." and spit on him. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time." Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash." Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." Man: xxAny Generic Pick Up Linexx Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure." (If a girl insults you) Hey, I may not be the prettiest guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you. A man walks to a woman and says "Hey baby, do you know how I'd rearrange the alphabet?" Then the woman sighs and says "You know what I would do?" The man raises his brow and "What?" The woman smiles and says "I would put U and I as far away from each other as possible!" |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by falconey(m): 4:51pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Nobody: 4:52pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Thats why I don't call them on D street. I rather abuse them nd later we become friends |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by powerfulsettingz: 4:58pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
lol 1 and 2 could be so disgusting the fact remains that in had never toast any lady on street |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by HardMirror(m): 4:58pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
This women no get joy at all 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by ambassadorgozie(m): 4:58pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Drabeey: Lolest lol.. Dats ridiculous! |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Op you have been going to Google to search for pick up lines I guess your hard work has finally Paid off |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by rapmike(m): 4:59pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Lol! The kick boxing own brutal pass! |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Ellidude(m): 5:02pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
OMG! This could reduce the moral of some guys. To the bearest minimum I must say. |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Tocheagle(m): 5:05pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
These are the exact responses of the old spinsters who go to church crying for anything called man to be their husband . When they were young they were forming smart , now they are old smart dey form them . Am not saying girls should be loose and too flirty or accept just anybody who asks them out . But some of them are just too rude till they drive away all suitors . Just my Opinion 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by HardMirror(m): 5:06pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
oloyolo:Man gat to get fresh moves nau, just hope the ladies I will approach don't see this my thread o! Damn! Why did I open the thread sef |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by HardMirror(m): 5:09pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Tocheagle:Rude girls deserve abusive men. What do they gain from being rude. I have noticed it is girls from very poor families that are mostly rude. They think every guy that approaches them is as useless as their father 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Tocheagle(m): 5:17pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
HardMirror:God bless you. What pains me the most is how some ugly girls are soooo rude with their masquerade face |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by HardMirror(m): 5:32pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Drabeey:Hehehe I don't toast girls on the street too. 9ja girls can be so dumb. |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by donholy28(m): 5:35pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
why would someone be this rude to an admirer? just say ur not interested shikina |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by Donkaz(m): 8:43pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Girls can be crazy you know |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by HardMirror(m): 6:41pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Chai! I just got one nasty reply today o! Lol
Gist coming. |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by orimsamsam(m): 6:54pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Re: Hilarious: "Wicked" Response Of Ladies To Guys "Toasting" Them by seangy4konji: 7:02pm On Mar 13, 2016 |
Do people say this crap. |
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