Mzdivacious:
oh sorry i didnt know i was talking to a briton who doesnt know pidgin/yoruba or d humour in d olamide-donjazzy fight.ndo bro,no vex

it was a humor indicating d tablet gift was a yahoo maga don pay

Olasco93:

Hehehe...
Am not one though.
My foundation is Sincerity and it always pay for me. I have never regreted any act/step of my Sincerity On and Offline.

michaeltotti:
i pray dz wont turn to b regret oo

Chi59:
Lolz. Funny you

Awwwww, Thank You

prettyjo:
mine was back then during the times of 2go.met this handsome dude(my love for handsome dudes though )
we decided to meet,i was angry at what i saw.he was very short .
just managed to stay some minutes with him and dat was the end of it and since then i don't do visits again.

nyben4eva:
I met this wonderful girl on facebook and we became so close that we hardly spend a whole day without chatting.One thing led to another and we starting planning to meet each other.Though she was about to round up her NYSC and who visits first became a problem due to my job and the state she was carrying out her assignment,which made me come up with an idea of asking the other person to book a flight for any one who proposes to visit.

My idea payed off and I booked her flight to and fro.As a very wise girl that she is,she contacted a friend that resides in the same state to scrutinize me.
Her friend met me and followed me to the airport.On our way to the airport,her friend codedly gave her my description and was just looking right into my eyes as I was concentrating on my driving.

Her plane landed and she ran to me and gave me a wonderful hug and I was really happy with what I saw.I took her straight to my house and she said,"no sex"!
I replied,"no problem"!
After taking a cold shower,she was just all over me and I couldn't resist the temptation.I had to go against my wish which was to let her be.

I had the greatest time of my life that night.She was so intact,clean and wonderful.She's just seductively beautiful and I gave her the best time of her life knowing that she's one thing I can never have because I had other plans.
She spent four blissful days with me that I'll forever cherish.

She's just my kind of girl and she was ready to go any lenght just to be with me and I respected and valued her so much,but as soon as she boarded her flight,I deleted her number and never called or answered her calls till date.This happened seven years ago and it still remains one of the best and last time I've ever spent with a girl I met on social media.

Edohe:
[color=#006600][/color]Funny funny story,I hav chat with many girls on social network,but I have meet two face2face .one from smiggle,from there we move to whatsapp,there we decide to meet.infact,when I saw her I conud not believe my eye.as a child of God.bible say he that mock the poor reproch his maker.I said God that u for this girl.the second was on facebook,when I finally meet her,I said yes this is the type girl I have been searching for years.and u knw what?she is my wife we did our traditional marriage on november 2015 .27-2-2016 is our wedding U ARE ALL INVETED

michaeltotti:
Try to hit d nail on d head.tel her d monicker read fmale and he/she narrated male story.lol

olac21:


Same here,unilorin too-History&international studies,200lvl.am kunle by name,you?

evegran:


It's very obvious you're a frustrated man pretending to be a woman on NL.

Nobody is beefing you. Ok? Take your hate, swallow it so it explodes in you and takes you straight to hell. .

Have a nice day.

OCTAVO:

And if he was 25, she was 15. How about that?

amiibaby:
Very very interesting...... Following you guys. Gegely

armylord:
nd maybe he was 15 nd she was 5

OCTAVO:

Lolzzzzz... This got me laughing.

Oyetboy:




all the way from AHS Ifo.... i sight you ...

olac21:


How do yo think it will turn to a regret?

jamela:
Lol, I haven't had a bad experience but I remember once my brother was so excited about a girl he's been chatting with on hi5 and Myspace(back before facebook stole their subscribers). My mum had travelled, so he took my mum's car to go pick her up, he even took his friend he invited to the house earlier to tag along just so he could brag about it.

Only for him to return with his friend after about an hour, when I asked him where the girl was, he ignored me and just went into his room. His friend waited for him to be out of sight before laughing out loud, he told me the girl had "a face so rough that you could light a match stick with one strike". Lol! I haven't forgotten that phrase though its been almost 10 years now that happened. His friend said they changed plans and took her to an eatery instead of the house. At first, my brother wouldn't have any of the mockery, but later he became cool with it and even laughs about it when reminded.

Siena247:
Met dis guy on facebook 2014 or so. Wz alwz commentin on my status n pix. Frm dere we bcam frnds,na hin my guy carry mata go anoda level n started floodin my inbox wt mssgs. Fast forwrd to 2mths,went to see my younger sis@skul n he stays in benin. Na so i call my guy say i dy benin so mayb we cld see. As d bobo show,fear catch me because wat i saw pass opposite of pix wen dy facebook. Dude b lookin fresh n fly,goodlookin on facebook,flattommy,evrytin nice bt wetin i see for ground??didnt know d guy was a chief editor of pix.see belle!!yuck..na so d tin dy shake follow am. D most annoyin tin is dt,d upper n lower lip nor just fit come 2geda in agreement. Just dy open mouth down like fool..i wz so pissed@waat i saw n as we were even talkin na so i jeejely enter facebook block am sharpaly,deleted his number evrytin . Hw he manage edit dt belle to flattommy stil dy wonder me til date

nyben4eva:
I met this wonderful girl on facebook and we became so close that we hardly spend a whole day without chatting.One thing led to another and we starting planning to meet each other.Though she was about to round up her NYSC and who visits first became a problem due to my job and the state she was carrying out her assignment,which made me come up with an idea of asking the other person to book a flight for any one who proposes to visit.

My idea payed off and I booked her flight to and fro.As a very wise girl that she is,she contacted a friend that resides in the same state to scrutinize me.
Her friend met me and followed me to the airport.On our way to the airport,her friend codedly gave her my description and was just looking right into my eyes as I was concentrating on my driving.

Her plane landed and she ran to me and gave me a wonderful hug and I was really happy with what I saw.I took her straight to my house and she said,"no sex"!
I replied,"no problem"!
After taking a cold shower,she was just all over me and I couldn't resist the temptation.I had to go against my wish which was to let her be.

I had the greatest time of my life that night.She was so intact,clean and wonderful.She's just seductively beautiful and I gave her the best time of her life knowing that she's one thing I can never have because I had other plans.
She spent four blissful days with me that I'll forever cherish.

She's just my kind of girl and she was ready to go any lenght just to be with me and I respected and valued her so much,but as soon as she boarded her flight,I deleted her number and never called or answered her calls till date.This happened seven years ago and it still remains one of the best and last time I've ever spent with a girl I met on social media.

evegran:



Oh! You're a lesbian.

kyrieEleisom:
This topic is just too interesting.. apart from my "love" story, I have one experience dat i've managed to push so far from away from my memory. Chai! Na dat time wen facebk dey shak pesin ooo. D guy dey inbox me, dey scatter my head with correct english and swag. I look d guy pics, see everything fresh fresh, even pics taken abroad We decided to meet in person since we were both in the same uni. D-day: Choi! See agadi legs Lord forgive me but d legs na correct open and close brackets () I can't describe the horror I felt seeing him walk up to me. its the worst bow legs ive ever seen. No joke, I had to lie abt having stomach cramps to end the situation and made sure he took a bike away so that i wouldnt need to see him off I went back to check his pics on facebook cos i felt scammed, that was when i realised dat he was sitting or squatting in every photo. I felt a mixture of feelings, from feeling deceived to feeling angry then finding the whole situation hilarious

murphyibiam15:

same question i wanna ask.....or the dudu don forget say he/she has a female moniker and suppose to be a gal?

gary400:
naso I go meet one babe for BRT b/s if u c dz gal pic for fb and 2go, u go want craze...her voice dey totori me whenever we talk on phone...as I go meet am ehn...smh....she over dress to satisfy me....use dose local eye pencil (tiro), she be like lalude(yoruba movie herbalist)...omo dat day na waste of time o....

ellacute45:
It's unfortunate from the lies have read so far it's solemnly about the looks not the character that's y youths end up marrying the wrong person and divorcing afterwards..may God have mercy on us all...but who go marry the short peeps??..civilisation spoilt too many things