Diddyydiva:
Not in Yoruba burials ceremonies tho

Where they party hard after the lying in state. Sometimes I don't understand my tribe. They are kind of hypocritical to me

or is it done everywhere

Oliviaarims:



Lol.. U've just given urself away. So u're one of those dudes that goes to the library to hunt babes, huh?

No , I don't hunt, I was just in the right place at the right time and you know if I see you in a library you know what I would do of course.

wristbangle:
I detest guys who are in the habit of chasing ladies shamelessly at rowdy places such as market and bus terminus as if they are dumb cocks without considering the fact that these ladies will never listen nor give in to their sweet words.

However there are considerable places where once you approach a lady, she will give you the necessary audience hence your love story will start immediately with her.

Such places where you can woo a single lady and will get positive feedback are;

1. Lounge

There is this notion that the kind of ladies you will meet at lounges possess quality personality. The probability to hold a meaningful conversation and receive positive feedback from a lady in such relaxed environment is very high except if she is already taken.

2. Airport

There is tendency for a guy to win a lady's heart in this place if he approaches the lady in a decent manner owing to the conducive and friendly atmosphere. That reminds me of the first time I was about to board an aeroplane, the beauty of laveda caught my attention when I was being attended to by the customer service agent. As a smart guy who cannot resist her radiance, I didn't know when I made the approach to request for her number and since then our love story has been wonderful.

3. Resort/Suite/Hotel

This captivating place provides enough swags for guys to woo a lady, even for those who are too shy to express their feelings on a normal day. I am sure that a lot of couples can testify that this is one of the best places you can meet your love partner.

4. Beach

Apart from the fact this place is a relaxation and fun fair environment, it creates an avenue to meet someone you can have dialogue with. I have lost counts of guys who told me that they met their girlfriends at eleguisi beach, badagry beach, and others.

5. Party

Ladies can bear me witness that guys who are bold enough to woo them during wedding ceremony, birthday parties, get together, etc have become their boyfriend or husband because this place curtail love celebration.

6. Eatery

The chances are high to receive a positive response when you walk up to a lady in this place. Though a guy needs to be clever in order not be seen as an ATM machine/a maga by the lady he wants to woo.

7. Cinema

The tendency for guys to receive a welcoming reply from a lady he approaches in places such as silverbird cinema, ozone, and others is high. This is where our famous and most respected nairaland guys whom are lalasticlala, tosyne2much, emusmith, rapmoney and toks2008 met their girlfriend.

8. Entertainment shows

Places such as concerts and comedy shows are good grounds for guys to catch big fish . The reason is obvious as ladies dress to kill in order to receive compliments and love requests from guys.

tottinova:



Oga you dey talk trash


So you can't find the woman you love in the market, or even in the church.
Dem tell you sey na everybody dey go party or beach

sonofananimal:
my orga! so we no fit WOO WOMEN for CORPORATE places like bank, MTN costumer care line, and even hospital?

cos I once met my girlfriend in a dental clinic!

new year to you!

onunwa21:
11. Churches

For we that re born again........

12. School Buka or canteen
As long as u can buy her food......

13. Farm
For those of us that come from the bush

14. Examination Hall
She can never say no.......u know what I mean

zicoraads:
So, TonyeBarcanista was actually telling someone to grow up?

Jesu Kristi What an irony

It seems the whole Estharfabian's ish started elsewhere. But I totally hate it when people go to people's diaries to pick whatever they have put in there to come at them with. To me its both childish and petty. And then we have those who will descend to the level of a toddler to actually get to know someone away from here and then use a picture from either their BBM profiles or Whatsapp to come at them.

And may God help the person who will be stupid enough to quote me and spew bile!

TheSonOfMark:



...Or so you think.

Imagine this scenario from a guy's perspective :

You're both seated in a banking hall trying to beat the BVN registration deadline (amongst countless persons by the way). You've both filled forms and are awaiting the next process. The bank attendants are a long way from responding.

Her phone rings. She immediately tries to switch it off but you couldn't help but notice she used a Kendrick Lamar song as her ringtone. You strike a conversation.

---

Me: Whoa! I sure didn't see that coming.

Her: Huh? Excuse me?

Me: Erm, you know, my best bet would be you - an exquisite fairy- listening to R&B or country music. I'd have thought you'd be the Alicia Keys or Bryan Adams kind of music lover.
But rap? Not in a thousand years would I have guessed.

Her: *Chuckles* I like RnB too. And rap of course. I like the poetry.

Me: I'm guessing you're semi-introverted then. You know, a mixture of both extremes.

Her: Hmmm... I suppose I am. Switching lanes actually.

Me: Aha! The name's Kingsley. And the rap-and-R&B-loving lady is...?

Her: Abby. Abigail actually.

---

A smart guy should know how to handle it from there.


Still think banking halls are a no-no for wooing, missy?

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wristbangle:


Lol like oshodi market where armed robbers dey?

Church till goes with places u can chyke babe bro

tottinova:


So you can't find your love in the market place
Abasha

wristbangle:


Lol. I am not saying u can't oo but some market places like oshodi is too rowdy. Anyway like some people said, it depends on her mood.

wristbangle:


Bros, you missed the action yesterday mehn! U need to see the e brawl from page 1. It takes someone who extremely patient not to say a word hence just get ready for ban

OAFMods:


There's nothing hypothetical about partying after lying in state, if you are not comfortable with it please excuse yourself from the party or simply ask your relative to ensure no after party is arranged for your deceased.

The Yoruba race does not have to put an end to it norm cos you are excited about washing your dirty linen in the midst of those that will refrence your irrational comment as prove to disparage your tribe.

Spain practice bull fighting till date, so do the European women nearly rope themselves to death in the name of fashion. They are not termed hypocritical. Simply because you chose to be a rebel to a norm of your tribe those not translate to it being hypocritical. There's no perfect culture anywhere in the world So pls.

Estharfabian:
70% of my playlist are rapsongs...Ranging from Drake to Bigsean to Kendrick to lilwayne to Nicki to Iggy to Meekmil to Ross to Fettywap..LoL! Name them!

pS---I could rap!

Estharfabian:
LoL!

I'm not farmilar with the section... Too many pros...I hate being a newbie...

Ofcourse there's room for emotions... enough room! I love almost everyone!

duchess25:


babe u definitely knows what's popping. rap rocks my world anytime anywhere. especially any from future, wiz and young thug and so many of them

@ oga wristbangle nice testing spots. BTW have u tried ur luck in all of these places.if yes then u be sharp and Badt guy ooo.lol

Estharfabian:
Imagine some guys wooing girls in Burial Ceremonies.... like who does that?

"Hey babe, Are U Related to the deceased? Can I get your number so we could mourn together??'' Lame with a capital "L"!!


Guys could be so Puerile sometimes!
Okay, I forgot to Add ''SOME GUYS"....

misspicy:

Diddyydiva:
you would have made more sense if you aren't this aggressive. Because people practice it does not mean its okay.

After crying their eyes out after laying the corpse into the ground, then in the next thirty minutes you see them rejoicing, partying hard .

Like seriously?

What exactly are they rejoicing for?
were they not the same set of people wailing for the loss of their beloved thirty minutes ago?


I only stated an opinion dude, you could have replied in a more polite way.

And if you can't, then don't say anything

wristbangle:

Good morning dear

TheSonOfMark:



...Or so you think.

Imagine this scenario from a guy's perspective :

You're both seated in a banking hall trying to beat the BVN registration deadline (amongst countless persons by the way). You've both filled forms and are awaiting the next process. The bank attendants are a long way from responding.

Her phone rings. She immediately tries to switch it off but you couldn't help but notice she used a Kendrick Lamar song as her ringtone. You strike a conversation.

---

Me: Whoa! I sure didn't see that coming.

Her: Huh? Excuse me?

Me: Erm, you know, my best bet would be you - an exquisite fairy- listening to R&B or country music. I'd have thought you'd be the Alicia Keys or Bryan Adams kind of music lover.
But rap? Not in a thousand years would I have guessed.

Her: *Chuckles* I like RnB too. And rap of course. I like the poetry.

Me: I'm guessing you're semi-introverted then. You know, a mixture of both extremes.

Her: Hmmm... I suppose I am. Switching lanes actually.

Me: Aha! The name's Kingsley. And the rap-and-R&B-loving lady is...?

Her: Abby. Abigail actually.

---

A smart guy should know how to handle it from there.


Still think banking halls are a no-no for wooing, missy?

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misspicy:



good morning darl
slept well?

IkpuMmadu:

That's hypocrisy in its finest and they are known for that

So worry less
Just enjoy their groove that's all

wristbangle:

Yes, what about u?