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Hilarious»» If Nigeria Mechanics Are Medical Doctors by enasgreat: 9:50am On Jan 13, 2016 |
– A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it
will white girl’s hand and say “o masise (it will work,
its stronger)”.
– If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell
your eyes and claim you came eyeless.
– My mechanic would have done an operation and
forgotten to return the heart.
– He would remove a kidney and claim its not
important and useless in my system.
– When you’re down, they’ll give you 2 knocks on the
head and try to start you.
– If you still don’t respond, they’ll clean dust off you,
use a tools to hit your head, nose and heart and try
to start you again
– If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart beat to
make you work faster,
– They’ll remove all veins they come across while
working, say its just a design and it’s not really
needed.What do you think? Lalasticlala do ur job |
Re: Hilarious»» If Nigeria Mechanics Are Medical Doctors by mojysiola(f): 6:52pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
enasgreat:Dry. That's what I think |
Re: Hilarious»» If Nigeria Mechanics Are Medical Doctors by enasgreat: 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
mojysiola:Dnt get u |
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