If i see i gal i like, i map out plans on how talk to her and collect number.. then when i finally meet her, my morale will die.. i saw a fresher today.. very beautiful slim girl, i couldn't talk to her.. it was when she left that i remembered what to tell her and how to go about it.. what's the cause?

Womanphobia

Rule no. 1
Dont think.. Just move

When u get there.. Say whatever comes to your mind.. And don't forget to smile..

Some chics go cut my liver.. I go enter pidgin.. And we will have a good laugh.

Don't plan ur words.. Just appear.

You're the one failing your morale

Tallesty1:
You're the one failing your morale

how bro, just tell me. i will amend my ways

kilokeys:
Rule no. 1
Dont think.. Just move

When u get there.. Say whatever comes to your mind.. And don't forget to smile..

Some chics go cut my liver.. I go enter pidgin.. And we will have a good laugh.

Don't plan ur words.. Just appear.

thanks. waiting for RULE 2

Don't always plan out words to say, Just let the conversation flow naturally, from simple compliment to other stuff

These sorta things aren't planned, it just flows.

SkinnyDude:
thanks. waiting for RULE 2

RULE NO. 2

DO NT FORGET RULE NO. 1

Actually.. Build ur confidence by seeing ladies as humans like u..
As in.. The punanny is just centimeters away from the asshole

Dunno why sha.. The thought alone makes me hyperconfident

kilokeys:

RULE NO. 2

DO NT FORGET RULE NO. 1

Actually.. Build ur confidence by seeing ladies as humans like u..
As in.. The punanny is just centimeters away from the asshole

Dunno why sha.. The thought alone makes me hyperconfident

the truth is that, i am newbie when it comes to approaching them.. due to my constantly failing morale

Ehya.
Try using The deaf and dumb approach

Scenerio
You see a girl you like, take a paper and a pen and write on it:
Sorry I'm coming this way. I'm deaf and dumb but I just thought I should compliment your beauty as it caught my attention.

With a powerful smile on your face, walk down to her and hand her the note. It's definitely going to slap wide grin on her face. That very minute, cut in and say something like..... You really didn't believe I'm deaf and dumb, did you?
You know what to do next.



Thank me later.

if you no see pen and paper, use your notepad for phone.

iAmCharis:
Ehya.
Try using The deaf and dumb approach

Scenerio
You see a girl you like, take a paper and a pen and write on it:
Sorry I'm coming this way. I'm deaf and dumb but I just thought I should compliment your beauty as it caught my attention.

With a powerful smile on your face, walk down to her and hand her the note. It's definitely going to slap wide grin on her face. That very minute, cut in and say something like..... You really didn't believe I'm deaf and dumb, did you?
You know what to do next.



Thank me later.

she will think i'm stuupid

SkinnyDude:
she will think i'm stuupid

That move would melt any girl bro....
You really need to work on you self 1st

SkinnyDude:
she will think i'm stuupid

I tried it on Deejavuu and it worked.

SkinnyDude:
she will think i'm stuupid

Gbam!

Just go over and and say hi, introduce yourself and compliment her.

If a lady greets you and introduces herself with a warm smile wouldn't you think that's the proper thing to do? Wouldn't you say hi the next time you see?

PS: No be say I get 10yrs experience for this kind of thing sha.

iAmCharis:
Ehya.
Try using The deaf and dumb approach

Scenerio
You see a girl you like, take a paper and a pen and write on it:
Sorry I'm coming this way. I'm deaf and dumb but I just thought I should compliment your beauty as it caught my attention.

With a powerful smile on your face, walk down to her and hand her the note. It's definitely going to slap wide grin on her face. That very minute, cut in and say something like..... You really didn't believe I'm deaf and dumb, did you?
You know what to do next.



Thank me later.

**coughs** Dey here dey form chyking advicer..

Sleekyshuga:

**coughs** Dey here dey form chyking advicer..

Here comes another testifier. Care to share with the op the one with which I swept you off your feet?

iAmCharis:
Here comes another testifier. Care to share with the op the one with which I swept you off your feet?

Deceivers of themselves..

if ur morale fail u ,fail am back

It's really difficult to tell a girl that she's pretty. because it's usually so obvious. some people, including me, find it difficult to say obvious things. I love you. or . . . you're smart. or . . . you're light in complexion. so, in cases like this, most of the time, you just get stuck thinking of what to say.

So I'd rather just tell the girl what I'm going through. suprisingly, it may work.. it goes like this.

"so . . . you caught my eye and i thought immediately I'd swing by and drop some hot pick up lines and get your number. however, I'm here now and I literally don't know what to say."

The problem is, 90% of the time, they won't get the joke and they will just hiss and leave.

Sleekyshuga:

Deceivers of themselves..

Yimu
Na cos na nairaland abi?

Lwkmd...don't tell me you are mr ibu

SkinnyDude:
the truth is that, i am newbie when it comes to approaching them.. due to my constantly failing morale

Build your confidence by going for the lower level girls in your department. They are often free around higher level guys especially 3rd year or final year guys, and don't go straight to the point...ask how the lectures is going or if their expectations are met by the lecturers or why they choose that course or is it because Jamb Jambed them, be free they see older students as oracles. Just appear like a big bro they will loosen up around you and ask you about lecturers blablabla...Its not difficult at all. Take care of your self, dress smartly, smell nicely and be neat. Never ask her to be your chick unless she raises the subject, just show her around school...up your game bro!

iAmCharis:
Ehya.
Try using The deaf and dumb approach

Scenerio
You see a girl you like, take a paper and a pen and write on it:
Sorry I'm coming this way. I'm deaf and dumb but I just thought I should compliment your beauty as it caught my attention.

With a powerful smile on your face, walk down to her and hand her the note. It's definitely going to slap wide grin on her face. That very minute, cut in and say something like..... You really didn't believe I'm deaf and dumb, did you?
You know what to do next.



Thank me later.

I hail prof. See why I always look up to you for grooming on babes matter.

1freshdude:


Build your confidence by going for the lower level girls in your department. They are often free around higher level guys especially 3rd year or final year guys, and don't go straight to the point...ask how the lectures is going or if their expectations are met by the lecturers or why they choose that course or is it because Jamb Jambed them, be free they see older students as oracles. Just appear like a big bro they will loosen up around you and ask you about lecturers blablabla...Its not difficult at all. Take care of your self, dress smartly, smell nicely and be neat. Never ask her to be your chick unless she raises the subject, just show her around school...up your game bro!

thanks bro...

ronald4lif:


I hail prof. See why I always look up to you for grooming on babes matter.

I learnt well from Kabiyesi Kinglekan

cruzita:
if ur morale fail u ,fail am back

bia nwoke m.. kpacharu anya gi

iAmCharis:
I learnt well from Kabiyesi Kinglekan

Lol. We gotta give it to Oba Lekan though. Dude has got a wonderful skill when it comes to wooing and should be the inveigler of all time. His track record is unbeatable.

When next it happens just tell her you've forgotten what you wanted to tell her but don't also forget to smile.

SkinnyDude:
the truth is that, i am newbie when it comes to approaching them.. due to my constantly failing morale

Are you not? Hahahaha na joke I dey joke o!,

SkinnyDude:
she will think i'm stuupid

Na because u be buttie

ronald4lif:


Lol. We gotta give it to Oba Lekan though. Dude has got a wonderful skill when it comes to wooing and should be the inveigler of all time. His track record is unbeatable.

Dude can even make a career along that line. There are lots of people out there willing to pay some money to up their game in that department.