DonUjay:
. Hmmm. So this girl walks into your office and says " I think I should hand this over to you Personally" which seems like a grammatically correct sentence to me, But she couldn't construct one good s
entence in her Letter


It Just doesnt add up

with wassup, to go and all the likes bro it adds up just nicely.
would advise you get to her and advise her,hope you ain't crushing on her in any way, then let her know she is on the highway to no where fast.Cause its obvious if she aint giving to you,she will or is giving to some other.

bronzegoddess:
Chai...she said let dis talk be btw me and you....now the whole of nigeria knows

lmaoooo Op is wicked

She even invited God into their midst.

OP, please you have to be very careful about students! They can be very mean and desperate !

But u can do it if you ain't got integrity to protect too!

#jezmaopinion

Image123:


If your junior sister was in that class and that position, what would you do or advice? Love your neighbor as yourself.

....Because charity begins at home!

Xmen149:
This one (one"s) are still learning na.....Girls in a school i served in EKITI makes physical advance......if you are not carefull your name na sorry

Na there I school, no be lie bro.. May God help us though...

prideofscience:
This is bad. this dude created account 2day, post 2day and make front page 2day.

Hmm since me de on Naira Non of my post de make fb. Only 2 does

You're contradicting yourself. "Non of your post", "Only 2 does" Which one we wan believe?

VickyRotex:


E hot so tey she come murder English join.

"I fill for you, I want to hung you" ROTFL

read book,she no gree but she sabi dey hung. Even wan give the guy 'body' join

She wants to rumans you...
Her sonar detector is obviously receiving mixed signals from you. I think she wouldn't have had the boldness to walk up to you if she knew she stood no chance. How have you been comporting yourself before them?

IamLEGEND1:
just banh-bang the girl until she get sense.

Yes.....until the lady comes and says....Oga, i don miss my period.

Na the time wey una go know the meaning of naira and kobo!

Na corper really be this? The English wey he dey speak be like carpenter own

oatzeal:
[size=13pt]See What They Did To A Youth Corper[/size]
PPA Boss sent boys to break his youth corper's house,

youth corper narrated the story to his neighbours in his PPA village in Ekureku, Abi local govt of Cross River State


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS9If5yrx2U

Brownhypo:
read book,she no gree but she sabi dey hung. Even wan give the guy 'body' join

Lol

The Op should just counsel her, if he can.
Na Juvenile deliquency dey worry her

mylordship:
LOL na wao, @op are u sure this lady in particular aint a cleaner in d company?

He said STUDENT...

Nairadean:
Hmmm can't stop laughing, it's obvious that this is coming from a secondary school student in a public school.

Public school student write better.

squeeze it nd burn it,act as if u neva read anyfin,go on with ur business,these little karashikas r not worth wastin ur sperm 4,if u choose to do,gbese is imminent,,u don cast urslf 4 d place b dat.

VickyRotex:


Lol

The Op should just counsel her, if he can.
Na Juvenile deliquency dey worry her

I cuncur to the core

Kikero112:


Yes.....until the lady comes and says....Oga, i don miss my period.

Na the time wey una go know the meaning of naira and kobo!

Na my cue to pack my khaki be that,begin find route wey I go use ball out.

Take only 2 tramado and fixed her senses. She will always run from ur di*ck

zoneros:
What Would You Do If You Received This Letter From A Female Student..? (photo

There is this girl in my Place of Primary Assignment... Just last week she entered my office and said
"I think I should hand this over to you personally "
What would you do if you were in my shoes.

A girl that will talk like that won't put down this rubbish.
Conclusion : I believe you concocted this writeup , to elicit laughter from us. It's a good joke sha...

A primary 5 student can't even come out with this

zoneros:

You're funny dude...I assure u I didn't write it myself.

I assure you, you wrote this yourself. Believe me.

bronzegoddess:
Chai...she said let dis talk be btw me and you....now the whole of nigeria knows

OP cant kip simple secret

English is dead in this country....and buried...

Oya....here is the letter...(Comments in parenthesis are mine)

Dear Sir

How are you and how is work(?). I hope everything is fine.the reason why i wrote this letter to you is to tell you that i love you since the day i set my eyes on you. I fill like to rumans you(wetin be rumans, na ruminat she wan become?) and i fill like to kiss you(ok...this is not making any sense at all!).Sir that is the fact.(Na so!).Sir if i look in your eyes i fill like to hung you(wahlaii ta lai...she want to hung me? Help...yandere alert!) and i want to be your friend (platonic? Special? With benefits?) and i want to be among your lovers (aww, the babe is even willing to share you with other girls....isn't she sweet....not).This talk is me and you nobody knows about it. let the talk b(etween) me and you and our God(now darling, are you sure we share the same religion!? ) and i want to know your house and your room (She wants to be introduced to the human beings known as your house and your room. Really?) so that one day i will come and visit you (note to OP....yanderes can be very dangerous. She wanted to hung you you know!) and enjoy ourself (Ah...the royal we!).Sir thank you for recieving my massage(You were goving me a massage? Where are we really, at the Spa Afrik?). sir that is all about it.Goodby, love you , take care and everything you want. I go give you all my body (she's desperate!)I don give you.

Beyond the laughter....this is a girl in love. And what she needs is to be told that she still has her life ahead of her....and that love is not always beautiful feelings.....it is when you decide that you belong with the person when he or she wakes up in the morning next to you smelling awful, or looking bloated.

IamLEGEND1:
Na my cue to pack my khaki be that,begin find route wey I go use ball out.

Better have the escape plan prepared before the action......

VickyRotex:


lmaoooo Op is wicked

She even invited God into their midst.

u rili had ur fun wit this topic,u r makin it even funnier....."let it be btw u and me nd God",,,d gurl no well I swear

I'm sure she's bn receiving English lessons from Patience Jonathan....If I were you, op, I'll advise her to stop taking English tutorials from Patient, she is a bad influence.

Yomieluv:
A graduate wrote this?

ya eyeglasses pls

zoneros:
What Would You Do If You Received This Letter From A Female Student..? (photo

There is this girl in my Place of Primary Assignment... Just last week she entered my office and said
"I think I should hand this over to you personally "
What would you do if you were in my shoes.

I won't post it online

Even in law court I don't think this letter will save U. You will be convicted for rape. But if na me on my POP I go hit am - Just joking

Give her back but no play nigga raw ooo

The truth is that she might have a sister who does things like this or overheard corrupt romantic discussions among her sisters.
Or she may be the type watching all dese soap operas and has d immature adolescent mind to try this rubbish.

The world don spoil.if u as a parent also is careless when sleeping with ur wife and ur child sees u. They may not talk,but they wud just be laffing behind ur bk, next tin is to experiment what they hv seen
The little girl has been exposed to immorality characters @ an early age

emzila:


WHICH COMPANY? SEE HOW YOU JUST EXPOSED YOU LEVEL OF EDUCATION. YOUR COMMENT SHOWS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PPA and STUDENT TRANSLATE.

NA WAO bros so students dnt work as a cleaner or what?