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The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by vault(m): 8:29pm On Jan 14, 2016
So I am a very sarcastic person, the reason is because when I tend to be sincere about something I go extremely blunt....

My girlfriend was listening to empire theme songs on her phone with earpiece on, and she was singing it so loud....... she doesn't have good voice so each time she looks at me I fake a smile to her which made her think she was killing the music with her nice voice,, she took the ear piece off and asked "how is my voice?" and I was like "good, good, very nice"...... she knew I wasn't saying the truth so she asked me to " for once in my life stop being sarcastic and be sincere" so I went completely blunt by telling her the truth "Bae you actually sound like a dying vulture" she grimaced with an obvious expression depicting something like "you are a disrespectful bastard" and stormed out.

I knew I messed up so I buried my ego and went to her place to beg, it took the intervention of her sister before she could forgive me, if not we might have broken up by now...

now am just thinking..... though I messed up, but then again I was only being sincere.

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by RoyalBlak007: 8:38pm On Jan 14, 2016
This is a thread? grin

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by obiorathesubtle: 8:44pm On Jan 14, 2016
vault:
So I am a very sarcastic person, the reason is because when I tend to be sincere about something I go extremely blunt....

My girlfriend was listening to empire theme songs on her phone with earpiece on, and she was singing it so loud....... she doesn't have good voice so each time she looks at me I fake a smile to her which made her think she was killing the music with her nice voice,, she took the ear piece off and asked "how is my voice?" and I was like "good, good, very nice"...... she knew I wasn't saying the truth so she asked me to " for once in my life stop being sarcastic and be sincere" so I went completely blunt by telling her the truth "Bae you actually sound like a dying vulture" she grimaced with an obvious expression depicting something like "you are a disrespectful bastard" and stormed out.

I knew I messed up so I buried my ego and went to her place to beg, it took the intervention of her sister before she could forgive me, if not we might have broken up by now...

now am just thinking..... though I messed up, but then again I was only being sincere.

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 12:04am On Jan 15, 2016
Even when you are trying to be truthful, you have to tread softly and gently because words hurt too especially if its to someone you really care abt

vault:
So I am a very sarcastic person, the reason is because when I tend to be sincere about something I go extremely blunt....

My girlfriend was listening to empire theme songs on her phone with earpiece on, and she was singing it so loud....... she doesn't have good voice so each time she looks at me I fake a smile to her which made her think she was killing the music with her nice voice,, she took the ear piece off and asked "how is my voice?" and I was like "good, good, very nice"...... she knew I wasn't saying the truth so she asked me to " for once in my life stop being sarcastic and be sincere" so I went completely blunt by telling her the truth "Bae you actually sound like a dying vulture" she grimaced with an obvious expression depicting something like "you are a disrespectful bastard" and stormed out.

I knew I messed up so I buried my ego and went to her place to beg, it took the intervention of her sister before she could forgive me, if not we might have broken up by now...

now am just thinking..... though I messed up, but then again I was only being sincere.
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by cruzita(f): 12:11am On Jan 15, 2016
grin op u told the truth and truth nearly set u free

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by NemzySeries(m): 6:03am On Jan 15, 2016
Hahahahhahahaha..babe, if u want d voice u can cum & av it
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 7:50am On Jan 15, 2016
SO undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by nerdfrost(m): 12:43pm On Jan 15, 2016
Voice of a dying vulture!! cheesy OP u wicked oo shuo,u don forget say na u bae grin[color=#006600][/color]
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by nerdfrost(m): 12:45pm On Jan 15, 2016
HateU2:
SO undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
. Sometin tells me u have the same voice too cheesy
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by vault(m): 1:31pm On Jan 15, 2016
nerdfrost:
. Sometin tells me u have the same voice too cheesy

lolz
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Lordprez: 1:42pm On Jan 15, 2016
what happened to...

"babe, I don't think its that great... buh who cares, its not like you're going for project fame or any of them show off shows"angry

or " sincerely, you suck at singing... buh I don't care babe, I love you anyway"

I think "communication skills" should be added to our school's curriculum.... it'd prevent sh!ts like the one aboveundecided

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Idydarling(f): 1:50pm On Jan 15, 2016
dying vulture? ? really?
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by OAFMods: 2:10pm On Jan 15, 2016
vault:
so I went completely blunt by telling her the truth "Bae you actually sound like a dying vulture" .

I do not think you were only being sincere, you were indeed sincere n a lot senseless too.

If you can say this to the person you claim you love I wonder what you'd say to those you hate in similar situation.

Not to be judgemental but if the girl does not know she's wasting her time with you now it's bound to dawn on her sooner or later.

That's some sincerity right there for you.

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 6:34am On Jan 17, 2016
nerdfrost:
. Sometin tells me u have the same voice too cheesy
I'm Maria Carey's younger sis. Do the math now tongue
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by vault(m): 10:00am On Jan 17, 2016
HateU2:
I'm Maria Carey's younger sis. Do the math now tongue

maria= voice
hateU2 = x

make x the subject of the formular
.
.
OK.... there you go,, I derived a formulae 4 u. undecided
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by nerdfrost(m): 11:06am On Jan 17, 2016
HateU2:
I'm Maria Carey's younger sis. Do the math now tongue
. If I hear! grin
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jan 17, 2016
vault:


maria= voice
hateU2 = x

make x the subject of the formular
.
.
OK.... there you go,, I derived a formulae 4 u. undecided
undecided undecided undecided
What's ur answer undecided
Na English I study no be math

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 2:03pm On Jan 17, 2016
nerdfrost:
. If I hear! grin
U wan feel am?
Wait 4 my next single 2 drop tongue
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by vault(m): 2:11pm On Jan 17, 2016
HateU2:
undecided undecided undecided What's ur answer undecided Na English I study no be math
X= voi . your voice is not complete undecided
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 2:15pm On Jan 17, 2016
vault:


X= voi
.
your voice is not complete undecided
kkikikiki grin grin
Ur voice is not complete too tongue
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by vault(m): 2:22pm On Jan 17, 2016
HateU2:
kkikikiki grin grin
Ur voice is not complete too tongue

If you are not satisfied with my result..... then you will have to sing a Celine Dion song grin..

and I most hear it undecided
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by ggrin(f): 2:26pm On Jan 17, 2016
Kwakwakwakwa cheesycheesy
Dying vulture ke? shockedsadcry
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 2:26pm On Jan 17, 2016
vault:


If you are not satisfied with my result..... then you will have to sing a Celine Dion song grin..

and I most hear it undecided
Oya, listen im singing it now. How was it tongue
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by kokoA(m): 2:36pm On Jan 17, 2016
Jesu! shocked "dying vulture". Let me not deciev you, you have lost her already. She will never forget. Start looking for new bea.
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by vault(m): 2:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
HateU2:
Oya, listen im singing it now. How was it tongue

woah.... I tink someone is actually killing a vulture at my backyard..... I hear it crying.

oh wait.... is it shocked
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 2:54pm On Jan 17, 2016
vault:


woah.... I tink someone is actually killing a vulture at my backyard..... I hear it crying.

oh wait.... is it shocked
if I see u rite now, I will just kill u wit d vulture so that u can hear my voice wella
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by vault(m): 2:59pm On Jan 17, 2016
HateU2:
if I see u rite now, I will just kill u wit d vulture so that u can hear my voice wella

shocked...... no vex nah,, sori ma undecided
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by shegxi(m): 3:29pm On Jan 17, 2016
Wats d point of wanting d truth when u can't handle it?

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Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Michizzy(f): 5:50pm On Jan 17, 2016
Damn! That was mean. grin
But I can be that blunt.
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by nerdfrost(m): 7:19pm On Jan 17, 2016
HateU2:
U wan feel am?
Wait 4 my next single 2 drop tongue
. U can feature me sha? grin
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jan 17, 2016
That is not sarcasmor bluntness. Blunt is if you ask her to stop singing because she sounds terrible (only if you cannot endure it). You could have just told her that she isn't good.
Re: The Slightest Offence That Almost Led To A Breakup by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jan 17, 2016
vault:
So I am a very sarcastic person, the reason is because when I tend to be sincere about something I go extremely blunt....

My girlfriend was listening to empire theme songs on her phone with earpiece on, and she was singing it so loud....... she doesn't have good voice so each time she looks at me I fake a smile to her which made her think she was killing the music with her nice voice,, she took the ear piece off and asked "how is my voice?" and I was like "good, good, very nice"...... she knew I wasn't saying the truth so she asked me to " for once in my life stop being sarcastic and be sincere" so I went completely blunt by telling her the truth "Bae you actually sound like a dying vulture" she grimaced with an obvious expression depicting something like "you are a disrespectful bastard" and stormed out.

I knew I messed up so I buried my ego and went to her place to beg, it took the intervention of her sister before she could forgive me, if not we might have broken up by now...

now am just thinking..... though I messed up, but then again I was only being sincere.
grin grin grin

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