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Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by pigin: 9:47pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
My boyfriend and I drove
to
church one Sunday. I had
gone to
his house on Friday from
work; I
hadn’t visited him for a
very long
time. Gosh! It was one of
the
wildest weekends I have
ever
witnessed.
From that Friday night, the
only
break we had from the
sheets
were times we had our
meals and
a couple other times.
On Sunday, we got into
church as
usual. We sang and danced
like
every other worshipper.
My boyfriend and I were
all
‘touchy touchy’; he would
whisper
something into my ears
and I
would whisper too. What
looked
like Sunday as usual took a
different turn when our
pastor
mounted the podium. His
sermon
was titled “First Love”; he
was
preaching how we related
with
God the first time we gave
our
lives to Christ.
He kept mentioning all the
things
Christians do these days
without
any sense of guilt.
He turned to a corner of
the hall
and said “I can tell you for
certain
that some of you came to
church
today straight from your
boyfriends’ bedrooms.” The
part
of the hall he was pointing
at
happened to be where we
sat.
“Somebody there, you are
looking
at me now; you came to
church
from your boyfriend’s
house.”
The whole congregation
was
quiet; everyone listened to
the
pastor with a straight face.
At the end of the sermon,
pastor
made an ‘altar call’; “bow
down
your head and close your
eyes”
he commanded.
“If you know you purposely
lied
or deceived someone or
you
committed fornication this
week
come to the altar.” It was a
very
fiery sermon. More than
half of
the church emptied to the
altar.
“Do not wait for anybody;
do not
look at your partner
especially if
your sin partner is there
with
you.”
I squeezed Fred’s hand,
hoping
he would jump to his feet
and
lead the way to the altar.
He did
not move. I left him there
and
walked down to the altar.
After prayers, I returned to
my
seat only to find out Fred
was not
there. I reached for my
seat and
sat down. On looking up, I
saw
him returning from the
altar.
Back in the house, we both
looked like fowls
thoroughly
beaten in the rain. Before
I left
his house that evening, we
resolved we were going to
abstain
from sex until we have
tied the
knot. 3 Likes |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by kilokeys(m): 9:51pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Konji Na basterd.. I'll believe u by the same time next week. |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by brodalikeme(m): 9:57pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Nice one! Something like that happened in our university days. Come see break up and confession. At least you were sincere about your short comings. Since both of you were there and made the resolutions together, I pray for grace to keep it. 1 Like |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by Karlovich: 10:16pm On Jan 16, 2016 |
Smh |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by lekhane(m): 5:05am On Jan 17, 2016 |
Break up the relationship! |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by mrphysics(m): 5:15am On Jan 17, 2016 |
kipirup |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by cold(m): 6:19am On Jan 17, 2016 |
Isn't this how pastors make their money? Play on people's fears,act all clairvoyant and of course throw in the hell angle for effect. We've seen this play out so many times it's become clichèd. |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by onyekachee(f): 6:42am On Jan 17, 2016 |
the pastor tried to condemn the act but you never can tell what sin he has been doing,I never liked the idea of coming out to confess sins though |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by Karlovich: 7:36am On Jan 17, 2016 |
Lol, u lot probably think that fornication is the only sin in this world, funny thread |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by malvisguy212: 8:24am On Jan 17, 2016 |
cold:you atheists like to pop on something that doesent concern you, were in the post the pastor incite fear on the congregation ? Smokers are liable to die you, is this a bad threat ? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:30am On Jan 17, 2016 |
cold: Atheists are really in support of depravities . Why will someone be against having a good lifestyle being taught in church ? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by KingEbukasBlog(m): 8:54am On Jan 17, 2016 |
malvisguy212: The fear of hell is another reason they deny God . 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by cold(m): 11:28am On Jan 17, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:More like the fear of hell is why you serve god. |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by KingEbukasBlog(m): 11:33am On Jan 17, 2016 |
cold:Well , Fear of the EFCC discourages money laundering Fear of the Police discourages crime/vices Fear of the dogs in a compound discourages a burglar from invading a house Fear of mama's cane discourages you from disobeying her Fear of hell discourages someone from living a bad lifestyle What do they have in common ? They are deterrents . 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by cold(m): 11:40am On Jan 17, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Now at least you see the contradiction in your ealier comment. Fear of hell cannot lead to denial of a god. It only concretises belief in same. |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by KingEbukasBlog(m): 12:05pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
cold: I'm right in a way . E.g This deal is too good to be true . You can be too scared of hell because of its abhorrence and then deny its existence |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by cold(m): 1:48pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
KingEbukasBlog:Laughable analogy |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by analice107: 2:20pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
cold:Father in the name of Jesus, I decree that all the female children of the person bearing the moniker "Cold" become prostitutes, pornografic stars and may no man ever find them good enough for a relationship, only rape. And may his sons, be vagabonds, high way robbers rapists, and pedophiles. May they never listen to any advice whether from their parents or relations. Cold, say amen, since all these traits are good. And don't complain. |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by cold(m): 3:01pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
analice107:Your skydaddy does not exist. You just wasted your time. Find something useful to do with your time rather than talking to yourself everyday in the name of prayers |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by Slikbae: 3:02am On Jan 18, 2016 |
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha analice107: |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by Slikbae: 3:04am On Jan 18, 2016 |
How exactly is that your business Sire?? are we complaining? or bombing people? cold: |
Re: Sermon That Touches The Heart: The Day My Boyfriend And I Went To Church by analice107: 7:49pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
cold:Yea? U called him my skydaddy, yet you said, he doesn't exist. Nwa type amen to the prayer if you are not scared. I dare you. |
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