Monalisa185:


Lol...you wouldn't dare....na joke oo

Roy1970:
My little observations show that ladies with lime orange size are usually subjected to social ridicules. Just last week here on nairaland, a topic ridiculing these set of ladies graced the home page and the comments from guys and girls alike surprises me as most comments seems to be celebrating heavily breasted women at d expense of those gifted with small size.

Drawing inspiration from that topic, bellow are reasons I will always prefer a lady endowed with small breast:

1 Portability for me is a very important part of relationship. Girls with small breast are mostly portable as they usually have small body frame whereas, those with heavy chest are in most cases heavily endowed with size hence, are not portable. Last month when my girlfriend and I visited Olumirin water fall at Erin-oke, I have to piggyback her when she was tired climbing. If I try that with some heavily loaded chest, my spine will brake down.

2 Ease of handling a small breast is the joy of its owner. I can swallow the whole breast at a go, suction it as I watch her moan in ecstasy. However, try to handle a big breast can make one lose interest in the job at hand. This is why most guys neglect the breast while in the process.

3 For my future lovely kids, their safety is my life and I am aware of the possible danger my children could be exposed to. On several occasion we have heard of children who died of suffocation when the mother slept off while breastfeeding the baby. This can never happen to a woman blessed with small breast.

4 We have also heard of ladies who uses their breast as weapon to kill their partner through suffocation. This can't happen if she has a small breast.

5 It is a fallacy (ad populum) that big breast and behind make a woman curvy. My girlfriend is actually the portable type of toolz. Hourglass shape is not defined by breast size, it is more defined by shoulder to waist to hips ratio. Therefore, you can have a small breast yet be blessed with shapes that will turn heads.

6 Big breast can be so unattractive that one will consequently lost interest in the main game. Most of them are like balloon filled with water and when they are let out of those bra, they will obey gravity law without shame. Meanwhile, small breast are usually tough and they remain so for a long time.



PS: appreciate whatever you are gifted with. while some will rather drive monster trucks, some prefer SUVs while others love sport cars like Ferrari spider.

dollyjoy:
Op stop giving them hope,if your boobs are not up to mine,forget it

naijaboiy:

Lol...a girl with breasts and no ass at all is irregular as an amoeba.

#NoOffence!

EVILFOREST:
I detest BUCKET BBREASTS because , most times u pick their nipples around the Navel region.
I have never Dated a BUCKET BBREASTED lady , and I will never.

Some BUCKET BBREASTS are used to flog mosquitoes that have perched on the back.
They stink a lot.
Most Dense BBREASTS are at risk of BBREASTS cancer.
Most of them come down with severe LOW BACK PAIN.
and they never find it funny.
Some of them also come down with Mycosis fungoidis of the intermammary sulcus.

I avoid Large Boobs like plague

revolt:
Anybody tht hates big boobz def doesnt know hw to smooch. Op haf u ever seen a cynthia morgan type slim chic wif 38 ..... Its heavenly. Goddesses can never have small boobs.

IamLEGEND1:
nobody wants oversized bóobs.

all we ask is you have a decent enough size,not some pea-sized rubbísh and expect guys to be tripping for u.

So pls stop giving the girls running around with peanuts on their chests hope. coz ain't nobody got time for flat-chested bítches.

daretodiffer:
You have always been a f.ool. I am not surprised at all.

daretodiffer:


You started well but you spoiled it. What's with the suffocation and murder and the unattractiveness? You are just as bad as the idi.ots who were making fun of small-breatsed women.



Every woman should be proud of her body, you have to appreciate yourself before anyone else can appreciate you

daretodiffer:

Ode!

bettercreature:
Any booob More than handfull is a waste

daretodiffer:


Ode!

Did she create herself? Who the he.ll are you to insult another person for what they have no control over?


Stup..id

IamLEGEND1:
Be gone, like my useless mother the harlót!

daretodiffer:


Who let you loose?

Ode!

obiorathesubtle:
hmmm.. Do you have small breasts?

EVILFOREST:

Old Lady, are your BBREASTS affected..?
I am a BBREAST specialist.
I see nothing less than 22 BBREASTS daily...
So what's ur issue. .?
Or do you have 8 bbreasts like my mother dogs

daretodiffer:


This question is important, why?

daretodiffer:


Ode!

obiorathesubtle:
did anyone ever teach you not to answer a question with a question?



This says a lot about you.

Monalisa185:
Lol...God bless you as you defend us

Monalisa185:
Lol...God bless you as you defend us

EVILFOREST:

I Love U.
Happy Sunday to u

daretodiffer:

Monalisa185:
Lol...God bless you as you defend us

EVILFOREST:

I Love U.
Happy Sunday to u

HaneefahRN:
The OP actually spoilt things by also speaking against busty ladies.
We all av the right to av our preferences, but u av no right to insult or make someone feel bad for something u cannot make.

Can any of u make and put life into just an ant? So what right do u av to insult pple based on they av no control over. No one decides whether to be dark or light, beautiful or ugly, busty or small boobs, big yansh or small, so why shld u make them feel bad for how God made them?
If u prefer busty, go for it, if moderate, fine, if small, good, but never make pple who don't fit ur preference feel bad for how God made them. That's why many women are risking their lives resorting to surgeries just to look acceptable to mere men