Mckandre:
mehn ! what kinda weed are u smoking? can i ve some of those?...

OP that action film u acted,who's the director? dont tell me its chuck Norris

bros I wonder oh. it's like he (tobimiller) mixed ogbomosho weed with adulterated kerosene. that combo can give you false inspiration.

neoapocalypse:


This your write up funny die , so you had an "experience" with a snake you killed last night , which kain experience be that ?. You also said you called for cutlass , from who , the gods or from your ancestors ?.

Just joking my guy , you try no be small.

LWKMD I swear I dey imagine Sango send am iron rod in a bolt of lightning from the sky commanding him to "use this & fulfill your destiny"

Cue soundtrack with African rhythm: Sango ooooooooohhhh!

Richie0974:
So yesterday night, I was walking round the house ( Men thingy) just as I was about going back inside, I saw a snake coming out. I called for cutlass, collected it and rushed towards the snake. My first attempt, I missed that was when I realized it was a cobra with its flattened head raised up. Worst of all by the time I realized it was a cobra, I fell down. Thanks to my knowledge of snakes from watching them on TV I didn't move because it was so close. It backed away and was about going when I stood up and cut it in half, it was still trying to escape when I got a stick and smashed it. I use to think I like snakes but after yesterday I've changed my mind.

Lalasticlala
Seun

This is the most dangerous encounter with a snake ever featured on NL. All the others were harmless snakes.

Well done guy. Collect one Gulder there.

Richie0974:
So yesterday night, I was walking round the house ( Men thingy) just as I was about going back inside, I saw a snake coming out. I called for cutlass, collected it and rushed towards the snake. My first attempt, I missed that was when I realized it was a cobra with its flattened head raised up. Worst of all by the time I realized it was a cobra, I fell down. Thanks to my knowledge of snakes from watching them on TV I didn't move because it was so close. It backed away and was about going when I stood up and cut it in half, it was still trying to escape when I got a stick and smashed it. I use to think I like snakes but after yesterday I've changed my mind.

Lalasticlala
Seun

where did this happen.

Must you kill any animal you see

Learner!
You want to kill a snake and you rushed towards it with a cutlass. You were lucky.

tobimillar:
Why kill the snake?? The snake left his (not IT'S ) home in the morning and after its morning prayers (praying only for what to eat and to come back home safely) , you killed him (not it). Ask yourself why? The snake was not in your bedroom was it? You fell and the poor innocent snake still strolled away out of pity for your soul, yet you are not satisfied, you sha wanted it dead by all means. Now that you have killed him, hope you are happy

Snake bites are a big problem in some parts of the country

Why being sympathetic about the dead snake? the snake was an unwanted intruder, and the young man was brave enough to protect his territory. how do u know the snake was a he? u must be the wife and female companion of the dead snake attempting to take revenge on the killer of your lover, remember the snake in the indian movie( Nagin) was also a cobra. U should see TB joshua for deliverance.

Champion! Thank GOD you survived though...

Richie0974:
So yesterday night, I was walking round the house ( Men thingy) just as I was about going back inside, I saw a snake coming out. I called for cutlass, collected it and rushed towards the snake. My first attempt, I missed that was when I realized it was a cobra with its flattened head raised up. Worst of all by the time I realized it was a cobra, I fell down. Thanks to my knowledge of snakes from watching them on TV I didn't move because it was so close. It backed away and was about going when I stood up and cut it in half, it was still trying to escape when I got a stick and smashed it. I use to think I like snakes but after yesterday I've changed my mind.

Lalasticlala
Seun

Bros thanks! I just learnt what to do in case I see a snake approaching.

Pepper soup things

MoNickk:
you fell down? Jesus! I'd have just started whispering my last prayers at that point.

If it were you,ehn,you won't fall. You know why? You no go even near the snake at all.
Na second house you go stay dey call for help

Urine:
If this makes front page, I will trek from Lagos to Abuja in support of Olisa Metuh.

may we have a chat outside Nairaland. Pls' it's computer related.

SirLegal:


Abi he could have captured it with his bare hands and transferred it to the nearest zoo?

Clap for yaself

there are other ways of capturing a snake. i don't get why people are quick to kill

Urine:
If this makes front page, I will trek from Lagos to Abuja in support of Olisa Metuh.

Oya, start trekking. We dey wait u for Gwagwalada junction.

Kazna69:


LWKMD I swear I dey imagine Sango send am iron rod in a bolt of lightning from the sky commanding him to "use this & fulfill your destiny"

Cue soundtrack with African rhythm: Sango ooooooooohhhh!

LWKMD!!!

Its amazing at how much hypocrisy we exhibit on public forums most times.

We buy insecticides to kill ants, mosquitoes & the likes & som1 lowlifes are here bashing the op for killing a snake which could have possibly seen him dead in less than 30mins with a single bite.
So I ask, apart from malaria, who don die from mosquito bite
that mosquito wey everybody hate so much.

OP,if u see 100 cobras in ur house, kill dem 100times.

Its amazing at how much hypocrisy we exhibit on public forums most times.

We buy insecticides to kill ants, mosquitoes & the likes & som lowlifes are here bashing the op for killing a snake which could have possibly seen him dead in less than 30mins with a single bite.
So I ask, apart from malaria, who don die from mosquito bite
that mosquito wey everybody hate so much.

OP,if u see 100 cobras in ur house, kill dem 100times.

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FILEBE:

may we have a chat outside Nairaland. Pls' it's computer related.

Sure thing, fire me a PM.

rottenegg:
Oya, start trekking. We dey wait u for Gwagwalada junction.

I was happy I had people waiting for me until I saw your moniker. *tears*

Urine:
If this makes front page, I will trek from Lagos to Abuja in support of Olisa Metuh.

E don be for you today. Oya start ooo

ournaijablog:
are you happy now?

lol that's wicked

neoapocalypse:



LWKMD!!!

Aaagh wait wait first, two people cannot died at the sane tine. Am terring you na!

oluwafreshkid:

If it were you,ehn,you won't fall. You know why? You no go even near the snake at all.
Na second house you go stay dey call for help

you know me finish...

MoNickk:
you know me finish...

Of course na
No be you Monica again?
Fear fear

oluwafreshkid:
Of course na No be you Monica again? Fear fear

lol. you try

tobimillar:
Why kill the snake?? The snake left his (not IT'S ) home in the morning and after its morning prayers (praying only for what to eat and to come back home safely) , you killed him (not it). Ask yourself why? The snake was not in your bedroom was it? You fell and the poor innocent snake still strolled away out of pity for your soul, yet you are not satisfied, you sha wanted it dead by all means. Now that you have killed him, hope you are happy

we're not whites bro, chillax

Urine:

Sure thing, fire me a PM.

If the PM you meant is the nairaland email thingy then i just shot you one!

When you dey try hack the snake to death, how snake go like you? Nairalanders sha and killing everything killable

tobimillar:
Why kill the snake?? The snake left his (not IT'S ) home in the morning and after its morning prayers (praying only for what to eat and to come back home safely) , you killed him (not it). Ask yourself why? The snake was not in your bedroom was it? You fell and the poor innocent snake still strolled away out of pity for your soul, yet you are not satisfied, you sha wanted it dead by all means. Now that you have killed him, hope you are happy

dont know why human still got high passion for killing snakes....

snakes don't attack human unless u try to kill dem....


on account of seeing human, they crawl away

human, on account an slightest opportunity of sighting a snake...

kill!!! kill!!! kill!!!

and kill innocent snake

So he should wait till he gets beaten abi?. That's a Venomous snake o, in case you don't know. That's death in a sachet..

tobimillar:
Why kill the snake?? The snake left his (not IT'S ) home in the morning and after its morning prayers (praying only for what to eat and to come back home safely) , you killed him (not it). Ask yourself why? The snake was not in your bedroom was it? You fell and the poor innocent snake still strolled away out of pity for your soul, yet you are not satisfied, you sha wanted it dead by all means. Now that you have killed him, hope you are happy