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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by bateslugz(m): 6:50pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
Please...has any expedite bin given admission...?any? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by mikkylaw1(m): 6:51pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
chisombenedicta:God is coming for us this week mhiz chisom. |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by philaw(m): 6:57pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
mikkylaw1:08126999227 |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 7:07pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
mikkylaw1:Lol Every predites that haven't seen their admission are advised to contact Cdl...cause admission officer said today in L&P that they have given all predites admission and those that haven't seen theirs probably have a problem with Cdl Hope Uve seen dz? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 7:08pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
bateslugz:Yea sure The likes of history,pub admin,eng,econs,local govt studies |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by mikkylaw1(m): 7:11pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
chisombenedicta:noo... so wen shud we go..and have you.?? Place answer asap. |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Kunlexic(m): 7:13pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
Methylblack:I dnt get u sir. |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 7:24pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
mikkylaw1:I Avnt Any time you like,tho mr Bayo said they will resolve the issue by nxt week |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by bateslugz(m): 7:49pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
Hw true is this....ife is a far place na |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by mikkylaw1(m): 8:17pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
chisombenedicta:ok..thanks! |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
(This happened many years ago...
Enjoy)
Late in 1994, an 87 year old man
passed on in a village close to
Amai, Kwale, Delta State.
The late man's grand son, Ufiaka
(26 years old and fairly educated),
was given some money and asked
to travel to Agbor to buy a fine
casket for his grand pa's burial.
Ufiaka left base early and arrived
Agbor in good time to purchase
the casket and make the return
journey same day.
He was fortunate to get an open
back white colored Peugeot 404
pickup heading for Amai. He,
however, had to ride in the back
of the pickup with the casket
because two market women
traveling to Amai were already
seated in front with the driver.
On the home journey, they ran
into a heavy rain storm close to
Uronigbe and Ufiaka quickly
opened the casket, lay himself
nicely in the well padded interior,
covered the lid and used the
folded newspaper he had with
him to leave a small opening
between the lid and the main
body of the white casket to
ensure adequate ventilation.
The interior of the casket was
very comfortable and Ufiaka soon
fell into a very deep sleep.
The rain had subsided at the time
the pickup van arrived at Umutu
and during a brief stop there, two
men traveling to Amai boarded
the vehicle at the back and the
same happened at Ubiaruku
where a man and a woman
traveling also to Amai entered the
vehicle. All this while, Ufiaka was
enjoying his beauty sleep inside
the Casket completely unaware of
the new passengers who boarded
at Umutu and Ubiaruku.
The pickup van arrived Amai just
after 5p.m. and the driver, who
was now very hungry, stopped in
front of a busy bukataria to have
a quick bite before proceeding
onto the next village.
The sudden stoppage and revving
of the pickup's engine woke
Ufiaka who then opened the lid
of the casket and rose up.
Trouble come start!
The passengers in the back of the
pickup jumped out of the vehicle
from various points and took to
their heels in various directions.
The people eating in the buka
(including the mama-put and her
service girls) who saw the white
casket open, and a "ghost" step
out, ran off all over the place
some with balls of eba and akpu
in their hands.
Ufiaka, seeing people running
'helta skelta' was convinced that
armed robbers were operating
and decided to take-off in the
direction three of the passengers,
including the woman, were
running.
When the three passengers
realized that Ufiaka was running
towards them, they increased
their speed and shouted "ghost!
ghost!" and, to further worsen
the situation, Ufiaka was dressed
in white up and down with white
shoes to match that day.
With the shouting of 'ghost',
other people in their homes came
out to see what was going on and
on seeing people running at high
speed all over, they joined in the
race for their dear life and the
number just swelled.
The driver and the two market
women were the only people
who knew what was on going and
they had a hell of a time calming
the people down and explaining
that … he merely needed shelter,
while it was raining...una gud evening o! 3 Likes |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ogaofficer(m): 9:29pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
Yeah. Just came in Now, if you are yet to see your name re check jamb site on friday. Very sure |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by temmyblaze001: 9:38pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
ogaofficer: Sorry to ask ooo,hw do u knw? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Kokoboo(f): 9:40pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
bateslugz:Seriously... Imagine all the way from Port Harcourt... Make oau get brain oh |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ogaofficer(m): 9:52pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
My uncle just called me few minutes back temmyblaze001:dont ask me how he manages to know |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by geelincon(m): 10:12pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
salmonlekan:baba u be fine art abi ? Abeg am also aspiring for fine art bt dem neva take me.. ..... lets toq nicodemuslly gv me ya num. |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by salmonlekan(m): 10:22pm On Jan 17, 2016 |
geelincon:08174920692... dem gooooo take u by God's grace 1 Like |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Lionhearted: 4:54am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Those applying for Medical Rehab admitted on the second list? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ciara23(f): 5:08am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Please any jambites for history given admission |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by izic911: 7:36am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Kokoboo:wTf obobs all d way from pH . watin u kor do here? watin do d likes of uniport and d rest . d person wey go f*** u up dey Neva born e mama |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by chisombenedicta(f): 8:11am On Jan 18, 2016 |
UPDATE: 097 days to go #Resumption 2015/2016 academic session# 1 Like |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by INTERMAN: 8:15am On Jan 18, 2016 |
chisombenedicta:weldone. Big breast endowed lady. 1 Like |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Braynhiac(m): 8:19am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by kunlexze(m): 9:33am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horlahsunkanmih(m): 11:21am On Jan 18, 2016 |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
mikkylaw1:09094753728 |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
Any Hope Of Resuming Soon?... When are we resuming? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by drdrei09: 4:38pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
I'm on campus, who else is? |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by dharmmy007(m): 5:20pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
Iamoluwaslim:I seriously doubt if you're an oau student, cos anyone who claims to be an oau student should know d resumption date... |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by MoscolexY(m): 5:25pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
geelincon:My brother, Im also seeking for FINE ART list to be out. You know our own submission was based on both Practical submission and D.E exam. I have another 4 members that are also seeking to be in FINE ART department making 6 with you but all of us are seeing the same thing on Jamb website which is not yet admitted. If I'm not,mistaking I might say nothing is keeping the school waiting than Fine Art because ours is different from other department. Message me on WhatsApp sharp sharp with 08159467164 also my jamb number starts with 5900****** |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
dharmmy007:hy Ave u seen ur name on the admission list |
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by MoscolexY(m): 5:35pm On Jan 18, 2016 |
geelincon:O boy. I'm also fine art department aspirant o. I already have 4 students seeking for fine art as well here with me. With you, me and salmonlekan, we make 7 in numbers. Add me up on WhatsApp with 08159467164 |
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