egorov:
100L- shodeinde hall.....8 of us lived like brothers, I still miss them
200L- Abule oja, three of us lived like bros, miss them too
300L- El kanemi 30 of us lived like bros, we comprised of 100l to masters students
400L 8 of us lived like bros in Jaja hall, we were all in d same department, our room was B104, happiest room ever. I never lived with idiots.

nice one bro... When you graduate?... Stayed in B105

NakedEve:


Do I look phantom-like to you?

i sincerely hope you are just another troll and not a daughter to queen of coast.

i had roommates all through my university days to NYSC.....Yeah! And i loved it...#It was a nice experience with dat IBADAN boy,Maclaytuah! Unilorin guru @Abia state.....though we had a slight misunderstanding towards d end of service year..... ...

I can only remember the Ethiopian shameless pig roommate that stole my boyfriend

Oh and the lady that brushed her teeth on the kitchen sink

airmirthd1:
My roommates are simply lovely.... We were four in a very large room.
Rhoda,Ruth,Ruth and Regina..... I remember Rhoda for always walking around nude and the only time she'll have wrapper on her is when she hears that a guy wants to enter the hostel....And she always quarrel with Ruth......They fight and argue on anything and everything..
Regina is the igbo girl among us....I do enjoy the igbo meals prepared by her....She's kind of cool but tough is you ever trouble her or touch her things without her consent......and that happens with Rhoda.....
I'm the 2nd Ruth who settles any argument or quarrel amongst us, Says the truth when asked, peace and loving and the most cherished by my roommates that if I don't relate with any of them for a day, they won't have peace of mind..
Lest I forget the 1st Ruth is always talking about her boyfriend and she loves gisting....

The 4Rs

Hmmm I never had a roommate,I and my elda sis stayed off k but I had wonderful and silly neighbors back then. when my sis graduated I stayed alone but leta helped my friend that had accommodation issues then.it was nt easy staying with an outsider ooo cos what she liked was what I hated.she keeps late night which always made us quarel but all the same it was fun having a friend ard cos we gist and laff.

Never had a roommate but I'm currently looking for one right now. In ibadan precisely.

Carrottop:
nice one bro... When you graduate?... Stayed in B105

2011

Just who I've been looking for.... Someone to possess me... Can u help me out or hook me up with someone like u

NakedEve:
Fortunately I had a male rummie.
He couldn't stand a fine babe's body.
He was also smooching me almost every night.
One day I couldn't stand it any longer n then the fucking began.
Day n night he hit me hard.
I loved it

Unfortunately he didn't know I was possessing him with demons throughout.

And now he treks the whole of Lagos selling drugs.
Chai. I HV destroyed his life.

Fulaboy:
i no dey sleep at all sai at least 4 everyday either watching movies or playing game

Sometimes i do that. Only when I'm on holidays, then i do sleep after asuba prayers.

during foundation I lived with my sister until she left me to another country..lol..how sad...

first year I moved into a house with a mauritian girl (owner of the house), syrian guy(weed retailer ) and another saudi guy...the other two stayed in separate rooms but me and saudi guy shared a room cos you know it's half price so I could chop extra money from parents...boy was it difficult with the saudi guy...he always complained that the notification sounds from my phone was disturbing him and me as a very popular Nigerian my phone was hotline bling (drake is still a learner)...then he would always scream and even curse me in hausa cos he lived with northern guys in saudi so he knows some hausa...me no understand hahahhaha...lol...then one day nigga vexed me my mum called me on skype and I was cooking in the kitchen so I didn't hear the freaking nigga closed my laptop cos he was sleeping...I vexed no be small, told the girl she comforted me with some confirm booze cos it was difficult replacing roommates during the holiday period...fast forward to one day I was sleeping jejely oooo that was how I was hearing Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler doing wrestling commentary in the living room only to wake up and see saudi guy and ganja syrian guy going at it...saudi guy was holding laptop charger and used it to hit syrian guy cos he claimed syrian guy used his cup and didn't wash it...I swear our house was so neat but truth be told yrian guy was lazy and I usually help him wash his plates cos you know him dey arrange me free booze and pays for my food everytime so it was a win-win...back to the fight---they were doing all their smackdowns and saudi guy saw he was losing so niggy went to the kitchen and took the rolling pin and wanted to hit syrian guy na so me run go hold him hand cos if he hits that water leaf guy he will die cos wed has drained him like craze..after that mauritian girl called security and that night we asked him to go...we even gave him his deposit that night...as in we coughed out 400dollars that night...chai...he left and then a working class punjab guy replaced him...phew nigga was settling my bills..hahahaha..I just dey help him wash plate...hahahaha...so I had two people paying my shyte...lol..best time of my life...


year 2---me and punjabi guy moved into another cheaper house and these new guys were all working class but they selfish like craze..no benefit at all but I still dey enjoy from punjabi no qualms...fastforward I left the house as punjabi guy was claiming that I slept at odd hours...but nigga must read na...and he is working so one day I just rented car, parked my things and went to another house (already almost in year three my final year)..left the house not in good terms with punjabi nigga but now we good..lol

year 3---I left punjab guy to stay with a phd student (nigerian)...I currently live there now...this guy is God sent...he will cook for me( he can make stew ehn...and his beans with prawn is to die for), give me his car to use, do grocery shopping and tell me to eat from anything he buys just that I will make pastries for him (cos I study culinary arts as a minor) so I have to ensure there is always pastries in the fridge every week...no problem this is my work...hahahaha...so now I have my own room, my own toilet everything to myself no sharing...but i have to make pastries every now and then...

I learnt alot tho from living with strangers and people from different countries but living with my sister was the best...as she s very good with pastries and i'm the gourmet chef but we fought always cos I always did most of the work for her...lol but I miss her so beliiiiiiiiiiiii mushhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lolz I done laff tire..Well as 4 me my room mate is my bro we are pals and best of friends we understand each other we cook 2gether we study the-same program we share almost everything we go play football 2geda we have know each other from JSS-SS3 to four years of writing jamb and post utme to gaining admission desame time and same course.
But dis guy too like woman he makes calls with different girls as if him be MTN customer care agent if we enter school almost all the girls him knw dem him dey razzle him girl frnds unknowingly dey clash with dem

I recall one day him cook better rice package am want to give one of dem mehn I couldn't hold it I smack am run commot lolz
And he is always heart broken and one funny thing is dat wen ever somethng happens to him he runs to me lolz
We are cool very cool by the grace of God we are in 200L now hoping to see more heart breaks
Please get this thread rolling.....

Sugahylz:

Was that your mom or roommate?

lol.
room mate ooooh.

bigneorapz:
like how many were u guys in a room? And how neat was it?

Well the guys there were my room mates at one point or the other

Ahmed4002:
I had the best room mate back then.
He would cook for us, while me dey chat nor watching movie.
And still put the food on table for me.
Wash the plates.

Gave our clothes for laundry
Wake me up for prayers, pay my school fees before resumption until after few weeks am gonna pay him back.

My respect For you.

My best Kogi Friend

What tribe frpm Kogi?

Junior66:
What tribe frpm Kogi?

igala

Ahmed4002:
igala

Dats wow! Sounds like you met an angel to me. Peeps like him are rare. Dats my tribe bu the way.

Junior66:

Dats wow! Sounds like you met an angel to me. Peeps like him are rare. Dats my tribe bu the way.

seriously. The best friend Ever.

would surely pay him visit to his Home town IDAH .

NakedEve:
Fortunately I had a male rummie.
He couldn't stand a fine babe's body.
He was also smooching me almost every night.
One day I couldn't stand it any longer n then the fucking began.
Day n night he hit me hard.
I loved it

Unfortunately he didn't know I was possessing him with demons throughout.

And now he treks the whole of Lagos selling drugs.
Chai. I HV destroyed his life.

Forget all this story. Me go still fhuck you like that. If you like, be the president of mammy water.

I knew it was OAU!.. 11 in the room!.. Can't wait 2 experience mine too!

Tochaigh:
My 200 level room was fun in ways I can't describe.

We were 11 in the room, and each person was so different. It was as if we were selected for some kind of social experiment.

Everyday was dedicated to roasting one person, in the evening when we were all back from classes.

Oh God! If you weren't the one getting roasted, just enjoy it as much as possible.

There was no holding back, we would abuse anything about you from your girlfriend, the way you talk, cook, walk, your past, everything. That way, we rarely quarelled.

I remembered those idiots putting toothpaste in my mouth while I was sleeping. We'd share food, toothpaste, spoon, virtually everything except cloths, soap, towels... Football manager nearly ruined some of us then.

ETF OAU.


There was a so-called 'pastor'. Stingy.
There was a singer. Coolest.
A localboy. Engineer
A rapper/ibadan boy. Freestyler/hopeless romantic.
An old young man. Cool dude, even though he was older than most of us.
An introvert. Me!
A 'rich' bad guy. This one is rich but would still collect your indomie and garri.
A so-called holy boy. Tried so much but couldn't defeat sin lol.
A 'dunce'. Wasn't sharp.
An old man. Oldest but still tomboy.
Young pastor.

i had the most awesome nd annoying roomates eva!!!!


they dnt do anytin...their mess alone Jesuuu!!!!evacuation for the next 15mins when there is fan..nd if there is no fan no jst bother enta there..nd when they enter the toilet for the main business...jst leave the room completely....

buh twaa fun living with assholes...even tho na only ms pay rent

cutebobo:
I have this room mate who does not wash plates for complete 2 weeks. Sometimes, fresh bread will turn to cake after been decomposed. I could remember sometimes ago, this guy left a pot full of spagetti while going home, the spagetti turn green, from green to black, from black to water. If u enter our room then, u go think say na mortuary. The annoying part is that, whenever he wakes up, he will say 'Sexy mother fuckker'. American film don turn his brain.

buhahaha...can't stop laughing.

My roomates are nice and easy going with just that some are unhygienic.

Realberry:
My present roommate is a beautiful younger girl.. She's like the sister I never had..Although, she can be a real pain in the butt as she is quite nonchalant towards things and very playful..


Terrie love..Missing you.. Can't wait to see your pretty self next week.

But you are beautiful too...Ur dp says it...

we were like ten in a room Yh boys life keeps things interesting, The thief who even when caught will still be denying,Or the clean guy who always likes sweeping, Or the cook who just enjoys cooking, the OBO who never cooks always buying food in packs, and there's me the one whp never does anything just play games and observe and also cause trouble

We were roommies for 5 years, then flatmates for another 5 years,, that's 10 years in med school... Dude's the most gentle human being you can think of,, soft spoken, easy going, and intelligent computer geek, the bill Gates of the whole college of Medicine ... His calm grace and demeanor is his greatest selling point, but also his weakest, as he was always taken for a ride by some people.. We had this smooth chemistry between us, I was the cook, kpako and the street-smart nigga,, he was the dish washer,ajebutter,and perfect gentleman... We influenced ourselves in ways I can't really explain, as I transformed into a gentleman, and he, became very street smart too.... We had our own minor quarrels though, but we'd resolve them as quickly as they started.... Did I forget to mention he's the deadliest womanizer, with the kinda charm that always disarms his victims?,,lolz.. He taught me the basics of the game, and now I can proudly say I learnt well,, lolz.... Funny how our classmates thought I was the bad influence, coz I was very street, but they never knew the gentle, English speaking, calm Dave was my master in women affairs... He exiled me from our room on countless occasions, he'd be banging girls so hard so they'll be screaming,, all in the bid to stop me from reading my books when he's not doing the same,, lolz... We shared everything that could be shared, gist, clothes, food, money, books, same birth month(he's 6th August, and I'm 7th,, though he's a year older),,he'd lend me money and I'll pay whenever I had it, it could be years,, I'd pay his own share of the rent, and he'd pay back whenever he had it... My family became his family,,, his became mine..of course it goes without saying that he's now family, my best friend! .... Davoncci walata,, wish you well in the US!...

kirchofff:
My room mate na igbo and alomo he dey drink everyday plus nairabet, gambling with his other friends and all that...........JEF na amadioha go kill U!

lol Jef where are thou, u need to see dis. Lol #funny u

wow....when I got my admission in 2012 @ IMO state university;my roommate them was in his final yr....this GUY can smoke..even by 12:00/1:00am this guy will wake up to smoke....to bring foodstuff another wahala;bring money to cook;trouble.....I just take God for my life;cos no matter the bad things he did back them;I never join he in any...

I had a very stingy roomate from mbaisenwho will drink all ur provisions and but his own in his bag and take it to lecturenhe doesn't. Contribute money for cooking or clean d hauz,

In my second year,I met d worst roomie evernhe doesn't. Cook or clean d hauz,all he does is to come bk at night and sleep,wen u cook and call him he will not join u and eat,only to steal it when u must hv left for lectures.
Now in my final year,I hv dbest roomate ever,we. Do everything together,n we r in d same dept,such a nice experience

trukoments:
But you are beautiful too...Ur dp says it...

Awww,Thank you.

trukoments:
But you are beautiful too...Ur dp says it...

Awww...Thank you.