MuhdG:

Sometimes i do that. Only when I'm on holidays, then i do sleep after asuba prayers.

well! Me i still do that even when not on holidays most lectures don't usually exceed 9:30 to 11:00 so i do sleep after coming back from school

Fulaboy:
well! Me i still do that even when not on holidays most lectures don't usually exceed 9:30 to 11:00 so i do sleep after coming back from school

Kunji dadi

I've three 8-5
One 8-1
One 12-1
And one 8-10

Muna cin kwakwa

MuhdG:

Kunji dadi

I've three 8-5
One 8-1
One 12-1
And one 8-10

Muna cin kwakwa

8-5 tell me you don't mean it wanan ai duka ranar ma school ta cinyeta ni kaga nawa duka
9:00-10:15
9:30-10:30
9:30-11:00 and 12:30-1:15 same day
9:30-11:00
9:30-11:30 that's all kuma duk wanda sukayi exceeding 11 akwai 15 mins break

Fulaboy:
8-5 tell me you don't mean it wanan ai duka ranar ma school ta cinyeta ni kaga nawa duka
9:00-10:15
9:30-10:30
9:30-11:00 and 12:30-1:15 same day
9:30-11:00
9:30-11:30 that's all kuma duk wanda sukayi exceeding 11 akwai 15 mins break

Gaskia una dey enjoy.

They are 'deading' us in our scholl

I love my roommate but he can't cook and he didn't like girls

MuhdG:
Gaskia una dey enjoy.
They are 'deading' us in our scholl

lol El razi ne ko?

Fulaboy:
lol El razi ne ko?

No sdn int'l. Jamilk.b ne yake el razi
Wani scul kake

MuhdG:
No sdn int'l. Jamilk.b ne yake el razi Wani scul kake

eyyah! mti alqahira

Fulaboy:
eyyah! mti alqahira

A ina ne

MuhdG:
A ina ne

alqahira is cairo bruv

MuhdG:
A ina ne

alqahira is cairo bruv

dave4rella:
I had a very stingy roomate from mbaisenwho will drink all ur provisions and but his own in his bag and take it to lecturenhe doesn't. Contribute money for cooking or clean d hauz,

In my second year,I met d worst roomie evernhe doesn't. Cook or clean d hauz,all he does is to come bk at night and sleep,wen u cook and call him he will not join u and eat,only to steal it when u must hv left for lectures.
Now in my final year,I hv dbest roomate ever,we. Do everything together,n we r in d same dept,such a nice experience

I concur. I had a roommate from Mbaise too in my year 1. The guy was everything you described above and worse. After him, I vowed not to share a room ever again with anyone.

JayJustus:
during foundation I lived with my sister until she left me to another country..lol..how sad...

first year I moved into a house with a mauritian girl (owner of the house), syrian guy(weed retailer ) and another saudi guy...the other two stayed in separate rooms but me and saudi guy shared a room cos you know it's half price so I could chop extra money from parents...boy was it difficult with the saudi guy...he always complained that the notification sounds from my phone was disturbing him and me as a very popular Nigerian my phone was hotline bling (drake is still a learner)...then he would always scream and even curse me in hausa cos he lived with northern guys in saudi so he knows some hausa...me no understand hahahhaha...lol...then one day nigga vexed me my mum called me on skype and I was cooking in the kitchen so I didn't hear the freaking nigga closed my laptop cos he was sleeping...I vexed no be small, told the girl she comforted me with some confirm booze cos it was difficult replacing roommates during the holiday period...fast forward to one day I was sleeping jejely oooo that was how I was hearing Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler doing wrestling commentary in the living room only to wake up and see saudi guy and ganja syrian guy going at it...saudi guy was holding laptop charger and used it to hit syrian guy cos he claimed syrian guy used his cup and didn't wash it...I swear our house was so neat but truth be told yrian guy was lazy and I usually help him wash his plates cos you know him dey arrange me free booze and pays for my food everytime so it was a win-win...back to the fight---they were doing all their smackdowns and saudi guy saw he was losing so niggy went to the kitchen and took the rolling pin and wanted to hit syrian guy na so me run go hold him hand cos if he hits that water leaf guy he will die cos wed has drained him like craze..after that mauritian girl called security and that night we asked him to go...we even gave him his deposit that night...as in we coughed out 400dollars that night...chai...he left and then a working class punjab guy replaced him...phew nigga was settling my bills..hahahaha..I just dey help him wash plate...hahahaha...so I had two people paying my shyte...lol..best time of my life...


year 2---me and punjabi guy moved into another cheaper house and these new guys were all working class but they selfish like craze..no benefit at all but I still dey enjoy from punjabi no qualms...fastforward I left the house as punjabi guy was claiming that I slept at odd hours...but nigga must read na...and he is working so one day I just rented car, parked my things and went to another house (already almost in year three my final year)..left the house not in good terms with punjabi nigga but now we good..lol

year 3---I left punjab guy to stay with a phd student (nigerian)...I currently live there now...this guy is God sent...he will cook for me( he can make stew ehn...and his beans with prawn is to die for), give me his car to use, do grocery shopping and tell me to eat from anything he buys just that I will make pastries for him (cos I study culinary arts as a minor) so I have to ensure there is always pastries in the fridge every week...no problem this is my work...hahahaha...so now I have my own room, my own toilet everything to myself no sharing...but i have to make pastries every now and then...

I learnt alot tho from living with strangers and people from different countries but living with my sister was the best...as she s very good with pastries and i'm the gourmet chef but we fought always cos I always did most of the work for her...lol but I miss her so beliiiiiiiiiiiii mushhhhhhhhhhhhh

Your epistle pass op own o

peterbello:


I concur. I had a roommate from Mbaise too in my year 1. The guy was everything you described above and worse. After him, I vowed not to share a room ever again with anyone.

I saw hell my brother

tdayof:
Your epistle pass op own o

china man...abeg park well :/

Fulaboy:
alqahira is cairo bruv

Okay. Well Allah ba mu sa'a gabadaya

Abbey3443:
I'm just going to my 2nd year now and I've had 3 roommates already in just 2 years of been in school (did pre-degre programme). The 1st roommate was a pastor and a book writer too we were age mates and class mates too he is the type that rarely cooks but eats a lot he is not so good at cooking though so I won't blame him, but he makes up for this with cleaning of the room and washing plates. I had to move out later on cos my childhood friend got admitted into school so we both rented an apartment together (a self-con) Omo.... He was indeed a worse roommate, our room was something else then we do joke, fight, quarrel. But the most annoying part is his dirtiness God he was really dirty our room had a yellow paint and I was not in school for like 2 months (went home after my PD programme) by the time I came back the yellow paint was already black as if that was not enough the toilet was something else not to talk of the kitchen he do leave plates of 1-2 weeks unwashed in the sink. We had to part ways when armed robbers kept on invading our hostel. After living with him the next one was worst, I was somehow in haste to find a room and roommate so I got to meet this brother that was doing is Masters he is an su brother too and he has been living in this particular house since he was in 100l and he just needed a roommate to cut costs, I didn't bother to check the room either and I only saw the room for the first time the day that I packed in, o boy you need to see the room, there were cobwebs everywhere and the room was also painted in yellow the yellow has already turned black not to talk of the toilet too. In short I had to pack out the 2nd day I packed in even though I've paid for the room already. About to rent my 4th apartment though and I'm still begging them at home that I don't wish to have a roommate but my brother is still adamant I must have one.

Rotfl

MuhdG:
Okay. Well Allah ba mu sa'a gabadaya

ameen gracias

Junior66:

Dats wow! Sounds like you met an angel to me. Peeps like him are rare. Dats my tribe bu the way.

Maybe not.
I normally call kogi state d'gansters state bt d'igalas happen to b d'angels amng dem 'to me'.i hd sme as gud frnds (male nd female) nd dey were so nice...i really miss dem lyk...?

cutebobo:
Menhhh, 100L was hell for me in my room. I have this room mate who does not wash plates for complete 2 weeks. Sometimes, fresh bread will turn to cake after been decomposed. I could remember sometimes ago, this guy left a pot full of spagetti while going home, the spagetti turn green, from green to black, from black to water. If u enter our room then, u go think say na mortuary. The annoying part is that, whenever he wakes up, he will say 'Sexy mother fuckker'. American film don turn his brain.

200L was fun but crazy good room mates. Dem go luck me outside the room for complete 2 to 3hours all the name play play. Menhn sometimes, not just in the mood to play.

I don't know what to expect in my 300L

Klenz!


....I know who you talking bout tho

I remember a room mate of mine in 100l who can receive calls from 10girls all in one night ...

Me sef will just carry babe enter my corner make everybody dey do hn faaji..

Ayodijex Sir...coman defend yourself here!

MuhdG:
Okay. Well Allah ba mu sa'a gabadaya

Manyan gari ya kuke

Fulaboy:
ameen gracias

Manya manya ya cairo

Taylor184:
I remember a room mate of mine in 100l who can receive calls from 10girls all in one night ...

Me sef will just carry babe enter my corner make everybody dey do hn faaji..

Ayodijex Sir...coman defend yourself here!

sir,remember my brother is a lawyer already..

I had two awkward roomies then. Chinwe will scatter her things and even leave her pants on top of the table. She will go for a guy she have crush on.

Chika's husband lives abroad and the black beauty was a lesbian. She makes love to her friends even in our presence. it was so disgusting seeing them act that way. They also fight because of a girlfriend

glossy6:
I had two awkward roomies then. Chinwe will scatter her things and even leave her pants on top of the table. She will go for a guy she have crush on.

Chika's husband lives abroad and the black beauty was a lesbian. She makes love to her friends even in our presence. it was so disgusting seeing them act that way. They also fight because of a girlfriend

abeg don't tell me that u have finished the gist...

dreams1987:

Manya manya ya cairo

very boring pa na house sure pass

Fulaboy:
very boring pa na house sure pass

Hehehe abiiiii toh sai ka dawo naija ai

dreams1987:

Hehehe abiiiii toh sai ka dawo naija ai

them no born me pupcy will crucify me kabar ma zancen

Fulaboy:
them no born me pupcy will crucify me kabar ma zancen

Ayya to sai hakuri yaushe zaka gama skul din

dreams1987:

Ayya to sai hakuri yaushe zaka gama skul din

5 semesters left ina dawowa naija dai

Fulaboy:
5 semesters left ina dawowa naija dai

Toh indai da wanchan ai da sauki. Ba dai ka samo wata budurwa a chan dai kaki dawowa ba