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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:16am On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:
Admin please, a user has been complaining about not being able to log in due to the fact that she can't receive her log-in code on Gmail. Her moniker is BumBae. Please do something about it. Thanks.

Cc; seun lalasticlala obinoscopy mynd44

Thanks sinnz
Its working now, all the login code came this morning .. wink

Guess what sinnz its actually my birthday today no lie grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 10:18am On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:
Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will be the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment, mrcork will own the cosmetics parlour down the road and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman.

#OkBye

My nicca sorry i came late
Nah that gateman no gree me comot for house
Lol this comment made my day been laughing everytime i read it . Quality grin

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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 11:48am On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:

My nicca sorry i came late
Nah that gateman no gree me comot for house
Lol this comment made my day been laughing everytime i read it . Quality

Hehehehe... I guess u liked the "gateman" part so much? grin

mrcork's part is my fav! grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 11:52am On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:

Thanks sinnz
Its working now, all the login code came this morning ..
Guess what sinnz its actually my birthday today no lie

Really!!! Wow! Are u celebrating?? HBD bby! Longer life, and more blessings!!!!! God go make u bigger till ur bank account can't take it no more sweety. Luv u!!! grin

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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 11:53am On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:

Really!!! Wow! Are u celebrating?? HBD bby! Longer life, and more blessings!!!!! God go make u bigger till ur bank account can't take it no more sweety. Luv u!!!

Aww thanks sinnz luv u too kiss

Its a week day cant do anything just took the day off mayb weekend i go out n get a bite to eat .

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 11:55am On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:

Hehehehe... I guess u liked the "gateman" part so much? mrcork's part is my fav!

Im telling u ...intelligently written ... Lol pretty part was funny too .. Nah that made my day grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 11:59am On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:

Aww thanks sinnz luv u too
Its a week day cant do anything just took the day off mayb weekend i go out n get a bite to eat .

Just don't eat n grow plump! So u at home resting I guess??

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:

Just don't eat n grow plump! So u at home resting I guess??

Yes , been waiting for u n lezz to organise gbedu for me .. But lezz got other agendas lol
Pretty cn serve the drink since u don give am post .. Make gateman put up chair ... Stfuareyougod would organise babes erm thesonofmark (AkA Cia /fbi/ ) would make sure thos girls are not he's grin

e go check am
We need pole dancer ohh sinnz for the boyz who go do dat one ... Looks at missspicy embarassed

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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Smellymouth: 12:04pm On Jan 21, 2016

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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 12:14pm On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:

Yes , been waiting for u n lezz to organise gbedu for me .. But lezz got other agendas lol
Pretty cn serve the drink since u don give am post .. Make gateman put up chair ... Stfuareyougod would organise babes erm thesonofmark (AkA Cia /fbi/ ) would make sure thos girls are not he's e go check am
We need pole dancer ohh sinnz for the boyz who go do dat one ... Looks at missspicy

Hehehehehe!!! U crayzee.. Love the TSOM part grin

, I want mimzy to do the pole dancing.. She's got more junk in her trunk than u do lipsrsealed

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:

Hehehehehe!!! U crayzee.. Love the TSOM part , I want mimzy to do the pole dancing.. She's got more junk in her trunk than u do

Lol the more junk the better for awon guys cheesy

Sinnz i was trying to download the app yesterday ..
N this is the image on the app is that lady a nl celeb or something .. Or is it just random
Was thinking hmm i have seen her around

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jan 21, 2016

Can u see her name at the bottom dolly ?? Is she mod?

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 12:27pm On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:
Can u see her name at the bottom dolly ?? Is she mod?

Yes bae I can. She's no mod or celeb. Its probably a random thing. She's some inconsequential cum dump. Not even the least important.

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:

Yes bae I can. She's no mod or celeb. Its probably a random thing. She's some inconsequential cum dump. Not even the least important.

Oh , i see lol
Was thinking shes someone soecial or something hehehe no wahala .. Just curious

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jan 21, 2016

Hehehehe. Not my mimzy abi cheesy

SINNZ:

Hehehehehe!!! U crayzee.. Love the TSOM part , I want mimzy to do the pole dancing.. She's got more junk in her trunk than u do

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jan 21, 2016

cruzita:
none at all .none of dem dey mad like me

U again...I think I will be a perfect fit for u. Anybody wey run en MAMA grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 12:48pm On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:

Oh , i see lol
Was thinking shes someone soecial or something hehehe no wahala .. Just curious

She's a fucktardd.

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 12:51pm On Jan 21, 2016

mimzy:
Hehehehe. Not my mimzy abi

Is there another one? Come on! go put on something sexy cos u're performing tonight! grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:53pm On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:

Yes , been waiting for u n lezz to organise gbedu for me .. But lezz got other agendas lol
Pretty cn serve the drink since u don give am post .. Make gateman put up chair ... Stfuareyougod would organise babes erm thesonofmark (AkA Cia /fbi/ ) would make sure thos girls are not he's e go check am
We need pole dancer ohh sinnz for the boyz who go do dat one ... Looks at misspicy

Crazy!

It would be interesting to frisk the women to confirm their sex.

"Hey! Hold it! Show me your boobs! Yes, you. Now! ".

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Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by HaneefahRN(f): 1:01pm On Jan 21, 2016

daretodiffer:
I will be my own neighbour

I will be ur neighbour jor

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 1:14pm On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:
Thanks sinnz Its working now, all the login code came this morning .. Guess what sinnz its actually my birthday today no lie

SMH 4 sinnz

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jan 21, 2016

HaneefahRN:

I will be ur neighbour jor

You are very welcome. I don't mind at all grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jan 21, 2016

BumBae:

Im telling u ...intelligently written ... Lol pretty part was funny too .. Nah that made my day

MCHEEEW!!!!!!!!!!

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by sinaj(f): 1:56pm On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:
Na me go live for VVIP section of the estate. Sinaj will be my neighbour by the right while BumBae will be my neighbour by the left. Lezz will live right opp me nd thesonofmark just across the estate. Prettythicksme will be my house help. Nubian113,diddyydiva,naughtynaughty and misspicy are the estate amebor while our official electricity guy will be obiorathesubtle. Dollyjoy is the estate's olosho while the official stripper will be lifeisabitch. Stfuareyougod, kinglekan and naijaboiy will be the estate's eligible bachelors that don't wanna get married while sickstars will be the desperate single mom looking for a hubby. Ggrin na the estate transgendered, silverdam is the official faggut, airforce1 is the hood artist that won't blow, joecutie is the estate's woman wrapper, cutehector is the honourable minister for stvpid people in the estate, Decker is the official lawyer, mamagee3 is the estate mad-woman, primeminister is the mayor, iamlegend1 will provide entertainment, mrcork will own the cosmetics parlour down the road and ofcourse, saintloveren is the estate's gateman.

#OkBye

Sorry am balling in late, Av bin in d desert praying for d past 3 days tongue

but Boo I must say u jux like Oliver twist cool

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 2:25pm On Jan 21, 2016

sinaj:

Sorry am balling in late, Av bin in d desert praying for d past 3 days

but Boo I must say u jux like Oliver twist

I hope you were given visions too undecided

I want ya'll nau? Is it too much to ask?? embarassed

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 2:38pm On Jan 21, 2016

TheSonOfMark:

Crazy!

It would be interesting to frisk the women to confirm their sex.

"Hey! Hold it! Show me your boobs! Yes, you. Now! ".

Even boobs is not guaranteed these days cheesy

...

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 2:45pm On Jan 21, 2016

Cum n buy cloth for me na. My wardrobe is filled wiv 'sister mary's gown'

SINNZ:

Is there another one? Come on! go put on something sexy cos u're performing tonight!

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by SINNZ(m): 2:51pm On Jan 21, 2016

mimzy:
Cum n buy cloth for me na. My wardrobe is filled wiv 'sister mary's gown'

Aii... You can show up naked grin

Don't forget to shave ur bush tho.. grin

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by Nobody: 2:56pm On Jan 21, 2016

zenith4biz:
Chi59
God bless her for me

Aww..so sweet of you

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by sinaj(f): 9:07pm On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:

I hope you were given visions too

I want ya'll nau? Is it too much to ask??

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by sinaj(f): 9:09pm On Jan 21, 2016

SINNZ:

I hope you were given visions too

I want ya'll nau? Is it too much to ask??

m greedy

Re: If Nairaland Was An Estate Which Nairalander Would You Like To Be Your Neighbor? by TrapLORD(m): 6:01am On Jan 22, 2016

sinaj:
m greedy

I'm the boss, so it aint lyk u've gat choices tongue

Morning swtpea wink

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