Lengthy, but an excellent read.

Louis van Gaal and the collapse of English football culture

Rob Smyth laments the degradation of the culture of modern football, and the way managers like Louis van Gaal are treated by the media, fans, players and club owners in the digital age.


Had social media existed in 1989, Manchester United might now be approaching their 50th year without a league title. Alex Ferguson would have been hounded out of a job that winter, perhaps replaced by Leo Beenhakker, and anything could have happened after that. Liverpool and Everton – who won all bar two of the league titles in the 1980s – have not been champions since the 1989-90 season, so it’s quite conceivable United could still be stuck on seven titles, stumbling towards an unwelcome 50th anniversary on 6 May 2017.

The most important bit of Fergie Time had nothing to do with a referee’s stopwatch. It was the slack allowed by the United board during the bleak, black winter of 1989-90, when most people thought Ferguson’s time was up. Instead he went on to win 28 trophies at United. You would think Ferguson’s case would be as powerful as a judicial precedent, yet it is quite the opposite. Ferguson stayed 26 years at United; these days most managers don’t last 26 months. Apart from Arsene Wenger, Eddie Howe and maybe Alan Pardew, all Premier League coaches should share Guus Hiddink’s title of interim manager. The job insecurity makes football management the sporting equivalent of the zero-hours contract. That aside, it bears no resemblance to the real world.

When Ferguson retired, United spoke piously of the importance of stability. But in the 21st century principles are made of clay, not stone, and they sacked David Moyes before the end of his first season. It seems inevitable that Van Gaal will be replaced in the near future; he would probably have gone already were it not for internal politics. When he does leave it will set a significant precedent. United fans have moaned about Van Gaal compromising the club’s identity, but another feature of that identity was giving a manager a proper chance. As Scott Murray pointed out in this excellent piece, when Van Gaal goes it will confirm that United, the preachers of patience in 2013, have become just another sacking club. No better than Chelsea.

Van Gaal’s is a more complex case than most, because the complaints are more about style of play than results. And many of the criticisms against him are legitimate. His team play mogadon football, some of his decisions seem wilfully perverse and he has been almost the exact opposite of the attacking maverick depicted in the brochure. (That said, it’s not his fault that most United fans, and apparently Ed Woodward, were looking at a brochure from the late 1990s.) We should not be fooled into thinking United have turned it round: their recent wins have had a significant element of monkeys and typewriters.


There are many compelling arguments for sacking Van Gaal. The problem is supporters of every club – or rather dissenters – who are struggling will tell you that their case is different; that a sacking culture isn’t desirable but that this bloke really does need to go. They can’t all be right, and all those managers can’t be incompetent. In absolute terms, it’s simply not possible that so many managers can be as bad as the forest of P45s would suggest: the ratio of failure in management is up there with politics. For all his faults, the pressure on Van Gaal reflects a culture in which the lunatics have taken over the asylum and calm pleas for sanity will have you sectioned.

Arsenal are now the last bastion of rationality in English football, and we know what will happen there once Wenger retires. Wenger is approaching his 20th anniversary in September; it is possible, even probable, that he will be the last manager in English football to stay a club for 10 years, never mind 20.

There has been significant climate change in English football since Wenger arrived in London, with hot air coming from west, east, south and north of most grounds the moment things go vaguely wrong. A culture of instant gratification, unrealistic expectations and brattish demands has made football management harder than ever. Jurgen Klopp is already getting grief from some, and it can’t be long before Gary Neville is dismissed as a fraud. While all this has been a triumph for Sven-Goran Eriksson’s bank balance – “Life, Kaiser, we’re celebrating life” - it’s not a development of which anyone should be proud. We can be too immersed to see the wood for the trees, but this is just one example of how football has developed a skewed, screwed value system that verges on the dystopian.

Had Ferguson been sacked in 1989-90, history would have been recorded him as a complete failure at United. With the current overload of social media, rolling news and phone-ins, even Ferguson might have been overwhelmed by sheer weight of morons. More likely, the board would have succumbed to a crescendo of entitlement.

It’s worth recalling just how bad Ferguson’s United were, because Van Gaal’s team look like Spain 2012 by comparison. They finished 11th in 1988-89, when crowds at Old Trafford dropped below 25,000. That summer Ferguson went on the biggest spending spree in the history of English football (he spent just over £7m, which shows the extent of the inflation since). By February – even after Mark Robins’ famous FA Cup goal at Nottingham Forest - United were 17th and went to fellow relegation strugglers Millwall without a win in 11 league games. The style of play was so boring that George Best said he “wouldn’t walk round the corner to watch them play”.

It would be wrong to say that humanity was great in 1990 – Ferguson said he felt “like some kind of criminal” – but the abuse and pressure were nowhere near as severe or relentless as they are now. There is a zero tolerance approach towards the “criminals”; anything less than the best is a felony. The issue is not the criticism but the nature of it: often extreme, nasty, infantile and narcissistic. It is not just in the land of the blind that the one-eyed man is king. In modern football discourse, ostentatious ignorance and extreme opinions receive significantly more exposure than reserved wisdom. The way things are going, Match of the Day will soon be presented by Jeremy Kyle.

Look at these recent tweets about Van Gaal - there are even worse, not printed here for reasons of basic decency and asterisk preservation.

"I swear to f*****g God I hope LVG dies tonight in his sleep .... only way these s*** c*** owners will get rid of the p****!!!"

"LVG out scum b******"

This Is England 2016. It’s difficult to reconcile all this with a society that thinks it’s more sophisticated and civilised than ever before. The apparent contradiction comes from the remote, virtual nature of digital abuse, which is one level below verbal name-calling – and that never hurt us anyway, right? The above tweets are extreme examples, but at some stage almost all of us have sat in front of a keyboard and mistaken ourselves for Chuck Norris. Often it’s prompted by football, which brings out everyone’s Hyde side. A digital world didn’t bring out the beast in us; it just gave it a platform. If you behaved in such a manner in a drinking establishment in the 1970s, you’d have got a lit fäg in the eye, and you could have had few complaints.

We don’t know the extent to which social media is representative of society or a fanbase; the same could be said of a matchgoing support, such is the change in the demographic at English football grounds. Nobody knows anything. Instinct might tell us that social media attracts a gobby minority and produces a shouting match from which the silent majority have withdrawn in disgust. In a sense it doesn’t matter, because whether it is representative or not, social media carries almost as much weight as the stock exchange, with decisions taking accordingly by everyone from chairmen to editors.

Theodore Roosevelt was wrong. In the 21st century, it is not the man in the arena who counts. The credit belongs to the critic, the cold and timid soul who neither knows victory nor defeat, who sits in his pants on the sofa telling the world that he hopes Louis van Gaal will die.

The idea of fans wanting the United manager out is certainly not new. There was the famous “TA RA FERGIE” banner in 1989, and Dave Sexton was sacked because of supporter discontent in 1981. “Unfortunately Dave Sexton has failed commercially,” said Martin Edwards. “We took the decision because of the hundreds of letters from United fans expressing dissatisfaction with the type of football the team have been playing.”

These days there are not hundreds of letters; there are millions of tweets and posts and memes. It is overwhelming and inescapable, and the sheer noise makes it so much harder for a manager to turn things round, particularly at the top clubs. Negativity perpetuates itself; players give up more easily. The last manager at a huge English club to come back from the brink and thrive was probably Ferguson.

This creates a dilemma for any chairmen with oldfangled principles. Should you do what is right and proper and give a manager a minimum or two or three years? Or do you accept that events have spiralled out of control, usually through the fault of others more than the manager, to such an extent that it’s almost impossible he can turn it round and therefore it is in the best interests of the club to sack him?

That most managers benefit from time to do their job properly and in relative peace is a truism that shouldn’t need further exploration. At first, even Ferguson was overwhelmed by the United job. “Big club, this,” he would say to Bryan Robson and Norman Whiteside, and it was four years before his bum really stopped squeaking.

Many of the most famous triumphs in modern English football history have come from sides in a far worse position than Van Gaal’s United, such is the nature of the most important thing in sport and life: confidence. At Christmas 1997, Arsenal had lost four of their last six league games and were sixth, 13 points off the leaders. Arsene Wenger was under a fair bit of pressure, with one newspaper saying the dressing-room was split and he was no longer allowed to buy French players. They didn’t lose another league game until May, by which time they had won the title and were playing the best football in the club’s history. In January 1984, Howard Kendall’s were booed off after a 0-0 FA Cup draw at home to Gillingham. Within 15 months, the greatest side in Everton’s history had won the league, the Cup Winners’ Cup and also the previous season’s FA Cup.

In November 1992, before the second big turning point of his United career – the signing of Eric Cantona – Ferguson’s United were even less productive than Van Gaal’s: they had scored 19 goals in 21 games that season, and 49 in 49 games that calendar year. The only reason they didn’t draw games like 0-0 like Van Gaal’s team is because they usually conceded. Yet within months they won the first title in 26 years playing some of the best football in United’s history, and in 1993 they scored 109 goals.

There are so many examples. In the winter of 1981, Liverpool were both European champions and domestic has-beens. They finished fifth in 1980-81 and were 12th at Christmas the following season. In an age of social media plenty would have opined, with faux sagacity, that Bob Paisley had taken the club as far as he could and that it was time for him to go. Back in the real world, Liverpool stormed to the title by winning 20 of the last 25 games. The following season, Paisley’s last before retirement, they were champions with six games to spare. Later that decade, the press spent two years trying to drive Bobby Robson out of a job before he took England to the semi-finals at Italia 90 and they sent him off as a national hero.

There are thousands of non-sport examples that demonstrate the value of patience and time, too, including Pulp, Blackadder, Radiohead, Seinfeld and Parks and Recreation. If they were football managers in 2016, they’d all have been sacked before achieving greatness. Nor would Rome would have been built. It would have been abandoned as a failure after a day.

There are no definitive examples of those who were wrongly sacked, simply because we cannot see what happened in a parallel universe. But there are unquestionably thousands of managers who would have won trophies had they been given more time. You certainly don’t need a wormhole to an alternate reality to realise that Real Madrid have been a complete joke since they got rid of Vicente Del Bosque in 2003, or that the karma police have been after Newcastle with extreme prejudice since Bobby Robson was sacked in 2004.

Del Bosque and Robson were replaced by Carlos Queiroz and Graeme Souness – brilliant as a defensive coach and pundit respectively, but nowhere near as accomplished in management as the men they succeeded. What started as a quizzical interest in the grass on the other side has become an obsession that fuels deluded fantasies. If every team in the Premier League achieved what their fans think is par, there would be five champions every season and no team would be relegated. In September, Garry Monk was legitimately touted as the next England manager; within weeks he was fighting a losing battle to save his job. Short of him sticking two pencils up his nose and limiting his team-talks to the word “wibble”, this simply cannot be correct.

Before the turning point of Ferguson’s United career, the 1-0 win at Nottingham Forest in the third round of the 1989-90 FA Cup, Jimmy Hill said United looked like a beaten team in the warm-up. Better to look beaten in the warm-up than during the game: an injury-hit team played with splendid defiance throughout a match that is still spoken about to this day. In 2015, players – consciously or unconsciously – are far more inclined to throw the towel in once it becomes apparent their manager is a dead man walking. They are good-time Charlies. Managers don’t lose the dressing-room. The players go into hiding.

The old line that players win matches and managers lose them has never rung truer. Player power is rife, yet the phrase is partially misleading: in terms of fortitude the players have never been weaker, a reflection of the way masculinity has diminished in a post-Sopranos world. If he resigns, Van Gaal should consider suing his players for constructive dismissal. “Guys today have no room for the penal experience,” said Tony Soprano of the burgeoning rat culture in the mob. The same applies to football: nobody can be bothered with even short-term hardship. If the same attitude was taken in real life, the divorce rate would be 99 per cent. But then football management is more of a fling than a marriage nowadays. The LMA might as well be sponsored by Tinder.

It’s not just the fault of players or chairmen; fans are equally influential. Some seem to think their club is like Kickstarter. The more audible fans – or perhaps more visible, in this digital age - don’t have unrealistic expectations so much as impossible demands: like replacing the greatest manager of all time with somebody just as good.

It’s inevitable that, at some stage in the future, fans will pick the starting XI via a website poll, or vote on whether a manager should be sacked. The Glazers would like that. Paying fans have a right to express disapproval, of course they do, but It’s a fine line between legitimate criticism and juvenile bleating, and nobody really knows where that line lies.

The media, the more pompous elements of which are almost too self-important to function, contribute too. In the past headlines would suggest a manager “could” or “should” do something; now he “must” do it, or else: Van Gaal MUST stand on the touchline and wave his arms around a bit. This is football, not a humanitarian emergency. We all contribute to the culture of sport that resides on the moral low ground and has long since lost reality’s contact details. Football is in dire need of an epiphany. We should cancel the 2016-17 season and give everybody a year to stand in the corner and think about what they’ve done.

It’s easy to say that the sacking culture is out of control, but not so easy to find a solution. The horse hasn’t just bolted; it’s on a different continent and is logging on to its iPad to call Van Gaal a t**t. If football could not find a relevant moral in the story of Ferguson, who would have been sacked in 1989, 1995 and 2005 had fans had their way, there is little chance of things changing. We probably have to accept that – as with banter, passive-aggressive behaviour and narcissistic mawkishness - this is how the world works now, or at the very least how social media makes everyone think the world works.

Barry Davies, the great BBC commentator who was eased out of Match of the Day for appreciating the value of silence, once said that “perhaps each generation gets the commentary of its age”. The point applies here too. Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho, the most successful coaches of their generation, have never stayed more than four years in a job, and Guardiola was so weary in his fourth year at Barcelona that you doubt he’ll make that mistake again. Carlo Ancelotti did spend eight seasons at Milan, but since then he has jauntily boosted his CV and his bank balance by winning major trophies for and being sacked by Chelsea and Real Madrid, with a short stay at PSG in between. Three years used to be the minimum for a manager to have a fair crack; increasingly it feels like the maximum.

Ancelotti’s sanguine acceptance of a P45 might be the answer. The writer Scott Anthony has suggested a change in our perception of what it means to be sacked or to resign. In this country it is generally an unconditional failure, yet that need not necessarily be the case. Other sports, where basic human values still prevail, demonstrate this. When Hashim Amla resigned as South Africa cricket captain a couple of weeks ago there was little criticism, just a recognition that a good man had done his best but that it hadn’t worked out and was probably in the best interest of the team to move on.

“Mutual consent” is one of the game’s more risible euphemisms, but if used sincerely – football’s take on conscious uncoupling – it could make things better. It’s not an ideal solution, but it is preferable to the alternative: of humans being treated like criminals, and of some club sacking the next Alex Ferguson before he has won a single trophy.

http://www.eurosport.co.uk/football/premier-league/2015-2016/fergie-wouldn-t-have-survived-digital-age-where-managers-are-treated-as-criminals_sto5064849/story.shtml

@Purist.
Why this article dey arrive after a win over Liverpool, rat dey smell ?
Fine as this article is, its point are not new and it offers no new solution aside from the reward of Patience,player power and criticism of the Media.

Football in the big leagues na the carrot and stick method the carrot na the money the stick is the constant criticism.

Is England and football in general ready to return the billons and go back to the "good old days " ?

Give everyone the time given to Ferguson and your club is at the bottom before you know it.......

If you are good enough make it happen now...

Fergie case is one in a million .....Its just like appointing every upcoming coach who never played the game just because of Mourinho OR making sextapes up and down because it made Kim a millionaire...

There are just special cases

If true, then, they have the worst strikers I must say

I hope say person no die here sha?

SailorXY:
I hope say person no die here sha?

We didnt lose so no Lamentations for now.

Anybody don read about the lukaku rumour ? Dude is valued at £65millon.

SIRcumalot:
Anybody don read about the lukaku rumour ?
Dude is valued at £65millon.

God forbid we spend that kinda money on lukaku.

no comments throughout yesterday. its unusual sha

Dadehmola:


God forbid we spend that kinda money on lukaku.

Na we start this stuff with the way we handle Martial's move.
I just dey wonder if lukaku asking price reach that prize,how much Barca go ask for Neymar ?

SIRcumalot:

Na we start this stuff with the way we handle Martial's move.
I just dey wonder if lukaku asking price reach that prize,how much Barca go ask for Neymar ?

Neymar is worth over £200M. How old is lukaku btw?

Manchester United

biggest club in England.

#respect

But wait...

ARSENAL >> chelsea + sugar daddy

#respect

ollah1:

Neymar is worth over £200M. How old is lukaku btw?

Dem suppose be the same age

SIRcumalot:
Anybody don read about the lukaku rumour ?
Dude is valued at £65millon.

Who wan buy Lukaku before?

£65m+Old Trafford will be a fair deal, after all "he's the greatest striker of our time"

There

The football is atrocious to watch and has nothing to do with not having the best set of strikers.Van Gaal's approach is very cautious and sets teams up to build in a slow,steady way.This is counter productive int the EPL and he has failed to adapt.That is all!!!

Dadehmola:


God forbid we spend that kinda money on lukaku.

I hope you have seen the amount your team spent on martial and those ridiculous clauses monaco tied around his neck?

airmark:


I hope you have seen the amount your team spent on martial and those ridiculous clauses monaco tied around his neck?

I hope you've seen how your team gave out free bucks for Papy, Baba & Falcao?

airmark:


I hope you have seen the amount your team spent on martial and those ridiculous clauses monaco tied around his neck?

The Martial deal was a deadline transfer - we were always gonna pay through our noses & agree to ridiculous terms, afterall they never really "marketed" the dude..

No amount of trolling can justify £65m for lukaku ...under normal circumstances!

airmark:


I hope you have seen the amount your team spent on martial and those ridiculous clauses monaco tied around his neck?

Likely Woodhead was under the influence of alcohol when he signed those. Though most of the clauses are performance based which is also gain to us.

Dadehmola:


The Martial deal was a deadline transfer - we were always gonna pay through our noses & agree to ridiculous terms, afterall they never really "marketed" the dude..

No amount of trolling can justify £65m for lukaku ...under normal circumstances!

chrisley024:
Likely Woodhead was under the influence of alcohol when he signed those. Though most of the clauses are performance based which is also gain to us.

If that contract is real, then martial is half man utd , half monaco player. I have never seen heinous clauses in player's contract like that before. Only God knows what was inked in rooney's.

Man Utd vs Southampton U21!

I think Keane, Janusaj and Perreira are players to watch!
They shouldn't be sold for any price! They are definitely futures of the Club along with Shaw, Martial, Memphis etc!

Click below to watch the clip

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Features/2016/Jan/adnan-januzaj-comeback-in-manchester-under-21s-video-of-goals-v-southampton.aspx

airmark:




If that contract is real, then martial is half man utd , half monaco player. I have never seen heinous clauses in player's contract like that before. Only God knows what was inked in rooney's.

What is "Oga Ade" saying.... performance based incentives are not new in transfer negotiations and fees. It is actually very common in contracts of top players and prospects. Your half Man U, half Monaco analogy is laughable. For your info United got an additional 1M pounds when Ruud V won the pichichi during his time at Madrid. You for add part Chelsea player too na...Bros worry about what was included in the contract of Baba Rahman, Costa, Fallingcow, Papa Ajasco and the other scam artists in your relegation threatened team.

Sniper4real:
no comments throughout yesterday. its unusual sha

Scummies scraped a win and their thread is still not buzzing.... but I understand
Anyway I am back from another long ban
NL moderators fu ck all of ya... I won't quit
Scummies I am back, what is new?

ElFenomeno1:


Scummies scraped a win and their thread is still not buzzing.... but I understand
Anyway I am back from another long ban
NL moderators fu ck all of ya... I won't quit
Scummies I am back, what is new?

may be someone keeps reporting you

ElFenomeno1:


Scummies scraped a win and their thread is still not buzzing.... but I understand
Anyway I am back from another long ban
NL moderators fu ck all of ya... I won't quit
Scummies I am back, what is new?

werey Gayner. ... what's with You and bans sef?.... you no wan get sense abi?

elrony:

werey Gayner. ... what's with You and bans sef?.... you no wan get sense abi?

You have to blame the cu nts moderating the politics section.
Bungling vagabonds!

ElFenomeno1:

You have to blame the cu nts moderating the politics section. Bungling vagabonds!

lol. . you know the politics section is a minefield na..

Manchester United set to become the world’s richest club

United commercial success unrivalled.

Real Madrid are once again the world’s richest football club, but according to the latest figures from Deloitte’s Football Money League, Manchester United will overtake them and Barcelona to become the world’s highest-earning football club over the next 12 months.

Based on 2014-15 revenues, United have slipped one position to third in the 19th edition of the Football Money League, but Deloitte is tipping them to take top spot in the Football Money League for the first time in over a decade next year.

This is because United’s revenue will be boosted by the £75m-a-year, 10-year deal with kit manufacturer Adidas, and a £53m-a-year shirt-sponsorship agreement with Chevrolet.
www.worldsoccer.com/news/manchester-united-set-to-become-the-worlds-richest-club-367698




Woodward, the Lionel Messi of business negotiations.

LvG says young has a serious groin injury and will be out for a while.

elampiro:
Manchester United set to become the world’s richest club

United commercial success unrivalled, while

Real Madrid are once again the world’s richest football club, but according to the latest figures from Deloitte’s Football Money League, Manchester United will overtake them and Barcelona to become the world’s highest-earning football club over the next 12 months.

Based on 2014-15 revenues, United have slipped one position to third in the 19th edition of the Football Money League, but Deloitte is tipping them to take top spot in the Football Money League for the first time in over a decade next year.

This is because United’s revenue will be boosted by the £75m-a-year, 10-year deal with kit manufacturer Adidas, and a £53m-a-year shirt-sponsorship agreement with Chevrolet.
www.worldsoccer.com/news/manchester-united-set-to-become-the-worlds-richest-club-367698




Woodward, the Lionel Messi of business negotiations.

By playing in the Europa league every season abi?